Write on my plaster cast!

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Mon Aug 05, 2002 9:31 am

Originally posted by C Elegans

Massage? Against a broken arm?

There is a nasty tension in my neck muscles and, come to think of it, I believe my back hurts pretty bad as well. Maybe it would be best if you stayed over for a couple of days, or at least came on very frequent visits? And bring some food, will you?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Aug 05, 2002 9:36 am

Originally posted by Astafas
There is a nasty tension in my neck muscles and, come to think of it, I believe my back hurts pretty bad as well. Maybe it would be best if you stayed over for a couple of days, or at least came on very frequent visits? And bring some food, will you?

Doesn't sound good, perhaps I should take a look at it. Regarding food, I'll pop by the blood bank and see what they have - any special blood group preferences?

T' is also a health care professional, so maybe she could suggest some suitable treatment?

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Mon Aug 05, 2002 9:53 am

Originally posted by C Elegans

Doesn't sound good, perhaps I should take a look at it. Regarding food, I'll pop by the blood bank and see what they have - any special blood group preferences?

T' is also a health care professional, so maybe she could suggest some suitable treatment?

It's very strange, but ever since my arm got broken, I have this great desire for ordinary pizza (preferably with jalapenos on them).

She is? Maybe she would consider flying over for a week or two? I might be able to take at least some comfort, despite all my suffering and so on and so forth, in having two so lovely women tenderly supporting me in the every imaginable way.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Aug 05, 2002 9:54 am

Originally posted by Astafas

It's very strange, but ever since my arm got broken, I have this great desire for ordinary pizza (preferably with jalapenos on them).

She is? Maybe she would consider flying over for a week or two? I might be able to take at least some comfort, despite all my suffering and so on and so forth, in having two so lovely women tenderly supporting me in the every imaginable way.

Some people have all the luck.

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Mon Aug 05, 2002 10:01 am

Originally posted by McBane

Some people have all the luck.

Quiet, they haven't agreed yet!

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Mon Aug 05, 2002 10:13 am

Boy, that's really bad news Asty. Maybe we can scrape together some money to get you a flamethrower and then you can pay a...social visit...to those guys in the courtroom...

*scribbles "And remember, kids, however hard you are, the wall is always harder" on the cast*

*switches handwriting styles and scrawls "DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME - HAR HAR" in huge letters on Astafas' forehead, then walks off whistling a merry tune*

Originally posted by Astafas
I get strange reactions from other people because of my looks (guys want to prove they are the tough ones, girls think I'm an idiot and old people tend to cross the street)

Ermm...being a vampire and all, aren't you quite used to this sort of treatment?

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Aug 05, 2002 10:19 am

Hey sorry Astafas, sounds nasty...

Get well soon.

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Mon Aug 05, 2002 10:21 am

Re: Re: Write on my plaster cast!

Originally posted by Kameleon
Ermm...being a vampire and all, aren't you quite used to this sort of treatment?

No, normally the guys run away as soon as a bare my fangs, the girls think I look sexy and old people pursue me asking for eternal life.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Mon Aug 05, 2002 10:34 am

Re: Re: Re: Write on my plaster cast!

Originally posted by Astafas
No, normally the guys run away as soon as a bare my fangs, the girls think I look sexy and old people pursue me asking for eternal life.

So are you gonna sue Joss Whedon and the Buffy crew for misrepresentation?

(just as soon as your amazing regenerative powers have taken effect)

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Mon Aug 05, 2002 10:49 am

I would think I would have to have a pretty long arm to write on your cast, which is in Sweden, and Im in Massachusetts, USA.

Sorry to hear about the incident. I must say Ive never been mugged but one of my classmates was. We go to New York as a field trip in our US history class. He was wearing a Boston Red Sox hat and he managed to get lost from the tour group. He said that he was confronted by 3 muggers in a dark alley. They had weapons (Dont know which ones) and they took his wallet and massacred the Boston Red Sox hat (In baseball, theres a fierce rivalry between the Boston Red Sox and New York Yankees). He said it was an ugly situation but he jokes about it now and again so hes alright. New York is not the safest city when you hit the delapadated part of the city.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Aug 05, 2002 11:23 am

Sorry to here that Ast.....hope you make a quick recovery, but not so quick CE doesn't make it to your place.

Signs cast

*Injury sustained while waiting in line for N'Sync*

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Aug 05, 2002 12:19 pm

Originally posted by Astafas
It's very strange, but ever since my arm got broken, I have this great desire for ordinary pizza (preferably with jalapenos on them).

I am sure that is just a sign of confusion, maybe you got hit in the head. I'll bring 3 bags of fresh group A, that's nice, hm?

If you want the right feeling, I'm sure I can find some pieces of cut off blood vessels back at Surgery dept, so you could drink from them, just like straws?

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Aug 05, 2002 2:50 pm

Poor Asty

*hugs & kisses* I'll be right over to help CE tend to you

I can even bring fresh jalapenos for your pizza

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Mon Aug 05, 2002 3:16 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
Poor Asty *hugs & kisses* I'll be right over to help CE tend to you I can even bring fresh jalapenos for your pizza

Thanks T'lovely!

And maybe it would better if you brought the food instead? Everyone knows jalapenos don't mix well with group A blood...

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Aug 05, 2002 3:21 pm

You're welcome my fanged friend

Hmm a little more spice for your cuisine

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Aug 05, 2002 6:48 pm

Originally posted by Astafas
For no reason whatsoever (the police rapport states the perpetrators thought us in their way when descending the stairs at McD's a few minutes earlier), we got assaulted by two not so bright youngsters in plain sight of everyone in the middle of Stockholm.

...

Sorry to hear about the bad luck.

But I would classify the criminals as even having worst luck.

Attacking a Lawyer??? I would call them worst than not so bright...maybe fools.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Aug 05, 2002 8:39 pm

make that a vampire lawyer

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Aug 06, 2002 1:33 am

Hey Asty, that sucks.

My condolences.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Tue Aug 06, 2002 1:39 am

Ouch!

Glad you didn't sustain any serious injuries.

Hopefully someday you might have a prosecuting case against them

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Aug 06, 2002 2:55 am

Hope you get better soon, Asty...

...as things could have been worse.

At any rate, I figured those thugs were also insecure about their lack of aesthetic assets they thought of (and vainly at that) rearranging your face so you would look just like them.

Couldn't stand seeing someone a whole lot good-looking than them.

Yeah, bad move on their part... getting charged in court by an angry lawyer

... such pathetic fools.

*writes on the cast --- "Sticks and stones may break my bones..."*