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To the honour of Georgi who will very soon leave us and spend a whole year working and travelling abroad, I encourage you all to post your best travelling stories. Lots of strange and amusing things always happens while one is travelling, so I am sure you have plenty to share. :) It doesn't need to be stories from overseas travelling or so, just any travelling story from any place.

I'll start out with this beautiful memory:

I was about 20-21, and it was the night before a long journey. I had planned to stay away at least 6 months, maybe more. My first resort was Iceland, then I had planned to on to the Faroe Islands, and then work my way down to Scotland via the small groups of islands that are scattered along the way. (Shetland and Orkney for those of you who know the area. Good seacliff climbing.)
My flight was early in the morning, as and usual I was out in the last minute washing all my clothes. I didn't have a washing machine in my flat, but as always in Swedish houses, there is a common one in the cellar of the house. Very late at night I became exhausted and decided to sleep a few hours before getting all the laundry that was in the washing machines and dry tumbler. Unfortunately I overslept a bit, so I was in a real hurry when I rushed down to get my clothes - just to find they were all gone. All. Not even a sock left. Instead, someone else's laundry was washing. I checked the booking list, and found out it was my upstairs neighbour. I ran up the stairs and rang their doorbell. Nobody opened. Of course, it was a weekday, and they both worked. It was only minutes until I had to leave, so I could do nothing more than collect the few clothes I had left in a tiny sports bag (the kind you use when you go to the gym, a very small one) and ring for a cab...

Much later, I learned from the guy I rented my flat to while I was away, that my upstairs neighbours had taken my clothes by mistake. The guy had started their laundry in the morning, and then put all my clothes at a table beside. Then he went to work. When the woman came down later to fetch their laundry, she took for granted that all clothes were theirs, and simply brought it all back to their flat before going to her job.
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I was flying direct flight from central USA to Maui, one of the Hawaiian islands.

I was going to fly directly to Maui, even though I had made all of my reservations for hotels and things like that on Oahu. So, I made a connection flight and asked that my baggage be forwarded onto the plane flying to Oahu as soon as we landed so I wouldn't have to run down to baggage claim and go through the checking process all over again.

The plane from mainland USA flew only from St Louis to Maui, and that was the only course it took -- You know, back and forth kinda thing.

I boarded the plane for Oahu, and when I met my friends over there, my baggage didn't make it. So, we went up to the ticket counters to ask where my bags were, thinking that they must have gotten left somewhere.

When she did a lookup and search for my bags, she couldn't find them in Maui or Oahu. Truth was, my bags never got off the St Louis plane. All my luggage was sent right back home to Missouri when I was in Hawaii. :rolleyes: :o

I have worse, I just don't feel like typing a whole lot at the moment. :)
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I was heading out to Kitzbuhl skiing. It was not my first time skiing, but the first time I had flown. I was a little nervous to say the least.

We got airborne from Gatwick in a Tristar (wide bodied, three engined jet), heading to Saltzburg airport. An hour into a not much longer flight the captain came over the tannoy

'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. There is low fog at Saltzburg and visibility is only 100 feet. Saltzberg has no Automated Landing System, and visibility is too low to land such a large jet - we are diverting to Munich. Here you will be picked up by coach for a two hour crossland trip to your destination'

Ok. No problem so far. Not long after:

'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. It appears there has been a light aircraft crash at Munich airport (my first time flying!!!!) and we will have to join the stacking system. Caledonian Airlines apologise for any inconvenience caused'

We stack. Sometime later:

'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. It has become apparent that the 'light aircraft crash' was more serious than we had anticipated (: eek: :eek: ) five people are dead and it has taken out the Automated Landing System. Now we are low on fuel. If you look to your left, you will see we are banking right and will land at Gatwick airport in just over an hour'

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

My first occasion on a plane, we took off and landed at the same airport and missed a days skiing to boot. In fairness, British Caledoinian compensated us for lost skiing time, and also paid for us all to spend the night at Gatwick airport. However, our bags were not released so we had to make do with complimentary travel bags from the hotel. Anyone else tried those paper underwear? :eek:

(the return journey was almost as bad, but no fatalities)
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OMG! Poor Ysh! :eek:

*hugs* @ Ysh

When we flew to Prince Edward Island up in Canada (Yeah, I get around. :) ) there was a slight issue when the plane was accidently underfueled considering how large the plane was and how quickly the engines consumed fuel.

The "Slight" turned into "Really, really bad"

Scared the living daylights out of us passengers when the captain said something about making a possible emergency landing. I've been flying my whole life, and I've read that emergency manual time after time. I know the routine quite well, but I wasn't about to jump at the chance to try it.

An hour after they made the fuel announcement, the pressurized masks dropped down in front of everyone, and people started to panic, thinking that something was wrong with the plane in all the turbulance.

Then the captain said that he had accidently flipped the manual switch and apologized to the passengers. He said to just ignore the masks dangling above our heads.

I swear, less than five minutes later came the unnerving statement "You may not want to completely ignore those masks afterall, folks." :rolleyes:

Pressure changed drastically as we lost altitude because of the fact that they were trying to land at the nearest airport. That's when I announced that I was never flying that airline ever again.

But, my worst stories are coming from road trips. **shudders**
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Originally posted by Yshania
Anyone else tried those paper underwear? :eek:
Ay! :D

Ysh and AC, I am happy those incidents didn't lead to accidents :)

To add to the incident stories:

Many years ago when I flew home from London (takes about 2 h), I had a seat just in front of the left wing. As usual when flying, I dozed off. I was awoke by people screaming and shouting about fire and smoke and engines, and lo and behold - when I looked out of the window I saw the engine was indeed one fire. Now I happened to know that this type of aircraft is fine with just one engine working, especially since we only had 1 h left in the air. A moment later, I heard the captain confirm that there was no need to worry and that we would make it to Stockholm Arlanda. The engine soon stopped smoking, and I continued my sleep. :)

Another time (I don't remember where I was, I have flewn a lot in my life) the cabin became filled with smoke, and people started panicking although the staff tried to convince everybody it was no danger. As always, I fell asleep again shortly after having convinced the guy beside me everything is fine. I have noticed it is quite good to have taken flying lessons and being used to flying, I have often managed to calm down people beside me who were afraid of flying. :)

Poor Georgi, this wasn't exactly the kind of travel stories I had in mind! :D
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Originally posted by C Elegans


Poor Georgi, this wasn't exactly the kind of travel stories I had in mind! :D
Oh, really? I thought we were trying to convince her *not* to leave... :D

Sorry about the spam. I can add a third story here if it bugs ya, CE. ;)
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Originally posted by Aqua-chan
Oh, really? I thought we were trying to convince her *not* to leave... :D

Sorry about the spam. I can add a third story here if it bugs ya, CE. ;)
ROFL :D Good idea, I hadn't thought of that - perhaps I should post about the dramatic incident when we had to fly a little Piper Chieftain between two peaks in gale and fog, and just narrowly managed to miss one of them... :D

Heh, no, as long as it is travel stories, it is not spam :D

For some reason, all the travel stories I can think of right now seem to include accidents, dangerous situations or general unpleasant stuff such as tilting icebergs, puking hanging on a cliff wall, crossing the sea in gales where you had to tie yourself to the bed, sliding 200 meters in 100 km/h and landing with all clothes torn to threads just to be attacked by some crazy giant skuas :D :D

Or more city oriented, I have told people here about the guy who hunted me with an axe in Moscow (it was a pretty wild place back then) and the strange event when my friend got sleep deprivation induced hallucinations and ran off...hm, I must try to think of something nice. ;) :D
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Originally posted by C Elegans

...puking hanging on a cliff wall...
Oh, lordy..... :eek:
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Or more city oriented, I have told people here about the guy who hunted me with an axe in Moscow (it was a pretty wild place back then)
That's one I've never heard before! An axe? What'd you do to him?! :p :D

I remember as a kid I would visit my dad in Texas, then we'd drive half of the country up to South Dakota. 16 hours in the backseat with a 7 month old and 4 year old sisters was a nightmare... Especially when my CD player died. It was a mess. :rolleyes: :)
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Originally posted by Aqua-chan
Oh, lordy.....
I've actually done that twice :eek: one time because my stomach didn't approve of the rotten shark (or whale) I had just eaten, the other time I was nauseus from sunstroke :rolleyes:

That's one I've never heard before! An axe? What'd you do to him?! :p :D
Nothing really - Weasel claims it was him and that he only wanted my autograph on the axe - but who knows? :D ;)

16 hours with 2 small kids? :eek: I think I'd rather puke off another cliff wall :D
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Originally posted by C Elegans


Nothing really - Weasel claims it was him and that he only wanted my autograph on the axe - but who knows? :D ;)

16 hours with 2 small kids? :eek: I think I'd rather puke off another cliff wall :D
Somehow, in some *very* odd way, I can see Weasel doing something along those lines... :D

As for the puking off the cliff, I wish I had the option to do that instead when I was in the back of that cadillac... :D

What? Did you not know if it was shark or whale when you bought it? Sounds... ugh! Reminds me of the time I ate that black mussel... (On top of that, I'm allergic to shellfish) :o
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Originally posted by C Elegans


Nothing really - Weasel claims it was him and that he only wanted my autograph on the axe - but who knows? :D ;)
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Originally posted by Aqua-chan
What? Did you not know if it was shark or whale when you bought it? Sounds... ugh! Reminds me of the time I ate that black mussel... (On top of that, I'm allergic to shellfish) :o
Oh great, you must have felt really bad :(

I don't remember if it was shark or whale, I was in the middle of a vulcanic desert on Iceland and the only house around was a horse farm, where I was staying. Neither the farmer nor his wife spoke any other languages than Icelandic, and there was no other proteins around than this whale/shark and a special kind of sour milk. The whale/shark is a traditional dish - they dig a hole in the ground at let the meat lie there and rot for some weeks. Since the ground is warm (it's geothermic) the meat gets sort of slowly cooked too. It doesn't taste as bad as it sounds, but I wasn't really used to that types of bacteria cultures.
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:( I am so sorry I ran away Weasel :( If I had know it was you...I would have run even faster :D
If I ever come to your corner of the world, I promise to sign the axe if you still have it. ;)
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My wife and I were coming back from Budapest. (This was our trip, there, about nine years ago.) We had to transfer in Stuttgart, I think. Horrible airport. All the seated areas were blocked off for some reason, so everybody waiting for transfers was seated lining the hallways, two and three deep, all along both walls. It seems security didn't like my box of purchased LPs in checked luggage, and decided to open it and check the contents. Then they didn't bother resealing it, so when it arrived in NYC, the box and all the boxed sets were split along the spine. :(

For some reason, they also screwed up the luggage. When it arrived in Washington, DC, it was almost impossible to decipher, and they held it at the airlines luggage office. Meanwhile, we waited around for an extra half-hour after everybody had debarked, gotten their luggage, and left. While waiting, a guard came over with his dog. He wondered if he could (and I mean this) put drugs on us, so he could test his dog's abilities to sniff it out.

We were hot, tired, we'd been in the air for nearly a dozen hours, and we were missing our luggage. I told him with restraint that it wasn't possible, and explained our situation. Surprisingly, he whined and asked again. I told him no way. This was probably the worst day we'd ever had. It's funny, looking back, but still... :rolleyes: ;)
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The whale/shark is a traditional dish - they dig a hole in the ground at let the meat lie there and rot for some weeks. Since the ground is warm (it's geothermic) the meat gets sort of slowly cooked too. It doesn't taste as bad as it sounds, but I wasn't really used to that types of bacteria cultures.


wow .....talk abt bad food

The only story i have heard is in the past century eggs are preserved in containers underground with i don't know what until they turn black (rumoured to be centuries old hence the name)....but it's still okay to the palate...
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Well this is a weird one where me and my cousin had some fun. This was 2 years ago when my cousin was studying in Zurich. We had caught a flight back to Pakistan together on PIA. So we got on sat next to each other and were talking, when we notice one guy come on with 2 crates of beer. That is unusual as PIA doesnt allow alcohol on the plane, it doesnt serve nor allow carry on. We ignored it, thinking he was a big shot and had got an ok higher up.

2 hours into the flight the guy is wasted. Completely drunk and harrassing all the females in the section and the air hostesses. After a while both me and my cousin have had enough of his abusive language and actions like pinching or slapping bottom etc., so my cousin leaves his seat and starts to talk to guy, while i untie his shoelases and use them to tie his feet together. In the mean while, my cousin had successfully got the guy to place his hands underneath the seatbelt and allow my cousin to strap him in.

Meaning that his feet were bound, and his hands and a portion of his fore arms, were strapped underneath the seatbelt. That is when my cousin takes of his belt and ties up the guys hands and i stuff his mouth with tissues. Needless to say he was pissed, but everybody else was very glad.

Though we did have some explaining to do, when we touched down in Pakistan. :D
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