Tidings from the beyond, Children

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jul 30, 2002 2:03 am

Originally posted by Logic IsAThreat
you rich people and your maids, when the proliteriate takes over and destroys the bourgeasie (i can't spell) then we'll see about these maids.

My mother has a cleaner come once a week, the cleaner says that if it weren't for my mother and people like her (ie. lazy and dislikes housework) she wouldn't be able to get by with her expenses.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 2:07 am

We have a cleaner come over once in a while, well you need it when your house is carpeted and gets animal hair stuck to it all the time

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jul 30, 2002 2:31 am

Originally posted by Tamerlane
We have a cleaner come over once in a while, well you need it when your house is carpeted and gets animal hair stuck to it all the time

Same with us, we have 2 dogs and 2 cats, and they shed like no-one's business.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 5:00 am

Hey, I want a maid. And a Brazilian exchange student.

I had a high school friend whose family had a Brazilian exchange student living with them. She walked around buck naked pretty much all the time. I'm not the tipical uptite American, so I never found going topless to be all that scandalous, but bottomless always caused me to do a double take.

I can't believe Georgi is actually offering hugs. She must be in the bottle. And yes, matchmaker Waverly (v.2 to be exact) set you up with Sleep. Do a search.

Cheers to Lainy, CE, Tamerlane, Dottie, BS et. al. I apoligize for not having a witty retort for the rest of you, but I have to run. Take care, and eat your vegetables. That goes for you too, Lainy, even that cucumber you have been saving for a special occasion.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 5:12 am

I have nothing witty to say period, but it's nice to see you back around Waverly.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jul 30, 2002 5:13 am

Originally posted by Waverly
Hey, I want a maid. And a Brazilian exchange student.

I had a high school friend whose family had a Brazilian exchange student living with them. She walked around buck naked pretty much all the time. I'm not the tipical uptite American, so I never found going topless to be all that scandalous, but bottomless always caused me to do a double take.

I can't believe Georgi is actually offering hugs. She must be in the bottle.

The problem there is that the one staying with us is male, though he fortunately keeps his clothes on around the house.

That's my fault

D), I've been corrupting her.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jul 30, 2002 5:17 am

Welcome back waverly even if it is for like a day.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 5:53 am

Originally posted by Weasel

I stay hidden to keep the ladies from overloading my PM account.

Well, we cannot see if your PM account is filled by PMs from ladies, or from mods, particularly Buck, giving you yet another warning...

@Waverly: Are you actually looking for a place to live, or you decide to live in the hotel for a while? At least you don't have to make bed by yourself every morning in that way...

Nice to see you around, anyway.

What's the England gathering, by the way?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 6:09 am

Originally posted by Minerva
What's the England gathering, by the way?

Check the photo thread... if you can't be bothered i will tell you anyway

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 6:26 am

Thanks, Sleepy.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 7:45 am

@Waverly, sorry to hear you won't be freqeunting us as frequently in the future. I hope at least it's a nice hotel room. It's very possible to pay a small fortune for a terrible hotel room that close to NYC. Property values are so high that if a bag lady spits on the ground in a junkyard, the owners get it re-zoned and lease it as prime commercial property with a lakeview. NYC may be a cesspool of vice, as some moralists have proclaimed for years, but if so, it's the most expensive urinal after Vespasian. (The old joke is that the Roman Emperor Vespasian was repproached by his son Titus for making money off such a disgusting thing as a tax collected at the doors of public urinals. Vespasian held up a fist of gold coins, and shook it under the kid's nose. "Does this stink, my son?" he supposedly said.

)

I would have suspected you of putting up at a sheep farm, but I don't think there are any in the mid-Atlantic states. I've seen a few scattered sheep on pastures while driving through less inhabited regions (that is, less than 15,000 per square mile) of the countryside, but always figured they were either mechanical contrivances put in for show, or Ross Perot independents in hiding. By the way, several sheep from Iowa, all fans of yours, have formed a punk band called the Waverly Wool Wankers. I understand that they are still getting their wool permed, purpled, pommaded and pointed, and that this is expected to last at least another three months. Each claims to be your morganatic wife, and all are willing to switch to the Mormon faith if it means they can marrry you simultaneously. I'll pass along word to them if this meets with your approval.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 7:47 am

Originally posted by C Elegans

Yeah I am incredibly rich I pay the cleaner more per hour than I earn myself

LMAO!

Any cleaner attempting my house would demand earnings in the higher tax bracket

Hi Waverly!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 9:37 am

Originally posted by Georgi
He did? I don't remember that... I remember being set up with Gwally...

Yes, and I still don't understand why you found that so disturbing.....

Waverly: Sorry I missed you. Hope all is well in (shudder) New York. Living in hotels can be fun for many of the reasons already stated. I imagine a high-powered baron such as yourself will have ample access to the finest New York has to offer? Keep living the life we would all want, we plebeians will continue to worship you from afar.

Just to keep on-spam-topic: We also have a cleaning crew come in once every two weeks. Its nice, mainly because it forces us to pick up the day before they come!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 9:49 am

Originally posted by Waverly
I can't believe Georgi is actually offering hugs. She must be in the bottle. And yes, matchmaker Waverly (v.2 to be exact) set you up with Sleep. Do a search.

You know I always have a hug for you, Waverly

Ah, I remember now...

@Gwally because you're such a good friend

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 10:48 am

Originally posted by Georgi
@Gwally because you're sich a good friend

Wow. I really didn't get that impression at the time....

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 10:55 am

Well it's not my fault if you have a persecution complex...

*hug*

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 11:01 am

Originally posted by Georgi
Well it's not my fault if you have a persecution complex... *hug*

This, coming from my persecutor...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 11:05 am

Oh stop moaning Gwally, you're one of the few SYMian males who get unconditional hugs

*hug*

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 11:12 am

point taken.

*hug back*

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 6:39 pm

Minerva: They told me it was a hotel, but I find it odd that no one seems to stay here for more than an hour, and only the guys check out, the girls never leave.

Speaking of which,
Fable: Do you think a little vice would scare Waverly off? Actually, the people here are quite nice. Much more so than I expected, and exceeding some other locales that are more known for their civility. Of course I have spoken to every New Yorker, but based on my small sampling I have no complaints. Pass on my regards to your sheep friends.

Sir Gawain: Actually I’d rather be excavating in some exotic location, getting sick off the local food, and drinking the spirits of custom. Care to trade?

Ysh: HI!