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I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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Some people have waay too much spare time... :rolleyes: :D

Note how lego Yahweh's eyebrows are always frowning? :D ;)
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Post by Mr Sleep »

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Note how lego Yahweh's eyebrows are always frowning? :D ;)
I noticed that as well :) :D
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Scary what you can do with Lego....really SCARY !

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Ah, lego, that takes me back a number of years... when I was still young and innocent (well, maybe not innocent :D ). I don't intend on reading the other stories as well, but it was a pretty accurate version of the Adam and Eve story as I know it. Although, I don't recall Gen 3:21 saying Adam and Eve were Jedi's? :eek:
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If you look closely you can also see that Yahweh has what looks like a sleazy porn-star moustache under his beard.
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God created Lego, why am I not surprised :eek: ;)
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This thread should be a sticky. New members should not be depraved of such comedy.
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Post by Ode to a Grasshopper »

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
This thread should be a sticky. New members should not be depraved of such comedy.
Deprived, either. Though I daresay that new users will become depraved relatively quickly... :D
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This is really bad Sleepy! :eek:
What an awfull story... :D
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Tears.. tears of laughter can not begin to describe the agony i feel in my heart as I laugh beyond my lungs capability. I can not inhale enough air to breath freely, for the laughter is to great. The lego testament, not to mention the rest of that cracked out philisophy major's crap.... pain..

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Originally posted by RandomThug
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Good isn't it :)

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Post by Vinin »

oh my..i couldnt stop laughing at that patiorism one. WOO! thats a good one. The lego bible was actually incredibly informative to me. Being as I am Buddhist but found the Bible boring to read. This was great!
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So, this is what you get when you reach 10,000. At least we know nothing changes. :D

Good stuff BTW :cool:
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Lego, as amusing as it is, cant touch the patriatism one. Hehe, wheres thug when you need him?
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Hmm, So Adam and Eve were anatomically impaired.... I always thought so... :D

Also, they rejected my patriot status... Something about being a nuclear, maniacal laughing, foreign terrorist... :D
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.....

.... Well my confirmation code includes jesus in the name. I am worried.... I am a patriotic person... I am also a scared person. Frightend indeed..

funny.. but not Ha Ha funny.

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