*sigh* I don't know, Weasel...23% may be a little too kind. Try 30%.
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
I admit to messing with the % and trying to make Alabama look better
And here I was, thinking that you weren't taking Tennessee into account.
It's my home state and I try to improve its looks
Are you sure "Weasel" is the right name for you? "Possum" might have been a better choice, being from the heart of Dixie and all...
*sings*"Oh Susannaaaaah, don't yew cry fer meeeee! For I come frum Alabamy with a banjo on my kneeeeeee..."
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
During my highschool years, a lot girls fathers did call me "possum"...I don't think they meant it in a good way either.
Considering some of the possum's habits, you're probably right, it was more than likely a negative thing...
Hey! Wait a minute...there's a guy I know from Birmingham that calls me "Possum," too...
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
LMAO Well I'm from 'L' Alabama (LA) so it wasn't me
Come now, Weasel...you know as well as everyone else that you're behind most things. Why, just the other day I was at the Automated Teller outside of my bank, and the thing ate my card. As I was sitting there wondering why this was happening to me, I suddenly realized that you were behind it.
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
That's great fun, @Weasel: loved the sarcastic stuff especially towards the end.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
Come now, Weasel...you know as well as everyone else that you're behind most things. Why, just the other day I was at the Automated Teller outside of my bank, and the thing ate my card. As I was sitting there wondering why this was happening to me, I suddenly realized that you were behind it.
I will take the fifth.
Originally posted by fable That's great fun, @Weasel: loved the sarcastic stuff especially towards the end.
I thought you might like it. (I really liked how they had the music to go along with his speech.)
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
I thought you might like it. (I really liked how they had the music to go along with his speech.)
Yep. Reminded me of Ralph the Eagle, from the Muppets.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.