Kangeroo steak

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 7:17 am

Kangeroo tastes SOOOO nice, best meat I've ever tried.(Le colisium dans new St.Jean, Vendee, france)

/-\lastor · Post by **/-\lastor** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 7:17 am

Is it true that Australia is trying to take over the world using genitically enhanced cyborg-koala's?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Jun 16, 2002 7:24 am

Ah Craig, nice to see you. You're an Aussie too, right?

Nope, we're taking over the world using exported soap stars turned pop musicians. Kylie Minogue, Holly Valance, England will soon be ours!

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 2:59 pm

England, The cursed.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 3:03 pm

Originally posted by craig
England, The cursed.

Oh, it's not that bad, what's really depressing is that the weather in Morrowind is exactly the same as English weather (overcast, raining, dim), except with occasional nice sunsets

/-\lastor · Post by **/-\lastor** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 3:04 pm

@Ode
Hmm better start preparing my longrange windwills/catapults.

What? Why'd you think we've got them all over the shores of Holland?

/-\lastor · Post by **/-\lastor** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 3:11 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon

Oh, it's not that bad, what's really depressing is that the weather in Morrowind is exactly the same as English weather (overcast, raining, dim), except with occasional nice sunsets

You think you've got it bad? Huh, our weather is just as bad but Holland is as flat as an one legged possum on a freeway, the water has nowhere to go, it's up our knees over here

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Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 4:25 pm

actually, i quite like english weather now. i spent part of the summer in the netherlands about 2 years ago, and, like the majority of mainland europe, it was horrendously hot. then again, maybe i've just got used to living in this country. whatever, it was cold shower weather.
(because it was so hot. not for any other reason)

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 4:32 pm

Actually, the slime of the Kangaroo in it's pouch is mucus (or thats what I've been told anyway). Just thought you'd like to know

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 4:34 pm

mucus = slime
slime = mucus

'nuff said

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 5:49 pm

Who names the animals in Australia anyway?

Owner: [sweeping a bunch of frogs out] Get out, get out! Shoo, shoo! Get out of here, yuck! These bloody things are everywhere! They're in the lift, in the lorry, in the bond wizard, and all over the malonga gilderchuck!
Clerk: They're like kangaroos, but they're reptiles, they is.
Marge: We have them in America. They're called bullfrogs.
Clerk: What? That's an odd name. I'd have called them "chazzwazzers".

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 8:15 pm

You see I told you guys that The Simpsons could be regarded as educational. Now if only the education board would listen to me.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 8:29 pm

Originally posted by Tamerlane
You see I told you guys that The Simpsons could be regarded as educational. Now if only the education board would listen to me.

Yeah, but if we did that, then we'd have some guy with a bone through his hair teaching us english lit.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 8:40 pm

At least your interest wouldn't wander off during class.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 8:49 pm

Originally posted by Tamerlane
At least your interest wouldn't wander off during class.

It's gotta be there to begin with in order to wander off.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 9:44 pm

I stand corrected again

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 1:17 am

Originally posted by Aegis
Yeah, but if we did that, then we'd have some guy with a bone through his hair teaching us english lit.

your point being...?

in the medieval times criminals rather died than went to australia.... i wonder if that's changed?

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 6:36 am

Inquiring minds want to know...

What the hell is the bond wizard and the malonga gilderchuck anyway?