Kangeroo steak

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 6:14 am

has anyone tried this?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Jun 16, 2002 6:15 am

Yep. Emu tastes better and is more tender.

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 6:22 am

You have to be kidding me!
I can't imagine eating a kangaroo...

/-\lastor · Post by **/-\lastor** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 6:23 am

I tend to prefer koala ribs

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Jun 16, 2002 6:25 am

Originally posted by Rob-hin
You have to be kidding me!
I can't imagine eating a kangaroo...

They're buggers to catch, too.

This is the only bit about being an Australian that I like, making up stories like this.

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 6:30 am

Thats why we have cows, they are really slow.
And they give milk (untill eaten that is) so dead or alive, they are better then kangaroo's! (is kangaroo milk drinkable?

)

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Jun 16, 2002 6:33 am

Originally posted by Rob-hin
Thats why we have cows, they are really slow.
And they give milk (untill eaten that is) so dead or alive, they are better then kangaroo's! (is kangaroo milk drinkable? )

No less so than Australian beer.

/-\lastor · Post by **/-\lastor** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 6:35 am

Actually kangaroo milk IS edible but you have to get inside of the pocket thingie to drink it.
And it's REALLY annoying when the kangaroo starts hopping frantically when you're upside-down in their pocket.

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 6:36 am

No less so than Australian beer.

Or English beer... BAH room temperature!
Give me a nice Dutch beer anytime. (except now, I have a bit of a hangover from yesterday

)

/-\lastor · Post by **/-\lastor** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 6:38 am

Have to agree on that one

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 6:39 am

You have a hangover too?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Jun 16, 2002 6:40 am

It's true, kangaroo milk is drinkable. We have big kangaroo dairies up in the Northern Territory, the only problem is fitting the bucket into that stupid pouch they have.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 6:45 am

LOL, don't they use those suction cap thingies just like the ones on cows. I don't know much about the kangaroos anatomy to be able to give an in-depth answer

Oh, and I've tried kangaroo steak. I hear its a delicacy in certain places.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Jun 16, 2002 6:49 am

Not going by what my Uncle Bruce says. He's a kangaroo milker, and he says it's all done by hand as the machines scare the 'roos.

/-\lastor · Post by **/-\lastor** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 6:51 am

Wouldnt you be? A huge suction machine so near your crotch?

Hmm on second thought....

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 6:53 am

Originally posted by /-\lastor
Actually kangaroo milk IS edible but you have to get inside of the pocket thingie to drink it.
And it's REALLY annoying when the kangaroo starts hopping frantically when you're upside-down in their pocket.

The pouch is actually kind of slimey. Its amazing how much of your country you can learn from just one episode of The Simpsons

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Jun 16, 2002 6:54 am

Put that vacuum down@/-\lastor!

/-\lastor · Post by **/-\lastor** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 6:56 am

Awwwwwwww

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 7:01 am

just take it to the safehouse basement, where it'll be appreciated

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Jun 16, 2002 7:15 am

Okay, back to the Australian questions. I'm willing to answer any questions about Australia, for a limited time only. ie tonight. suckers