Strange News of Today

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 3:39 pm

Test of Time

A different Bobbit

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 3:57 pm

rofl@the test.

not quite as much @ the other news though...

more like ouch.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 4:16 pm

Well, if they don't allow teachers to teach that sort of thing, the fine art of Pimping and crack whoring will become extinct! Don't let this happen!

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 5:06 pm

You have a really sick sense of humor.

Never change! ROFLMAO

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 5:29 pm

another test question asked students to calculate the distance, Billie, a skateboard thief, would be able to flee before getting "whacked."

Poor Billie

His mother always told him he would end up "whacked"

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 7:03 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
Well, if they don't allow teachers to teach that sort of thing, the fine art of Pimping and crack whoring will become extinct!

...and you'd be out of a job!

ROFL@Weasel

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 7:08 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

...and you'd be out of a job!

ROFL@Weasel

Well, I always have my Toga fitting, and Sageing jobs to fall back on

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 7:09 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
Well, I always have my Toga fitting

I didn't think anyone paid you for that... isn't the "fitting" payment in itself?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Jun 16, 2002 5:37 am

What a great test! Those questions were much more interesting than the standard "Joe invests $200 etc." blah I always got.

Ouch!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 4:36 pm

The Daily News Part 2

Time for your daily dose.

#*&%$ isn't against your honor anymore.

Two for one sell

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 18, 2002 12:36 am

DAMN!!!
OUCH!
OUCH!
OUCH!!!

I don't need to read that so early in the morning!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Jun 22, 2002 4:49 am

News Flash (Part 3)

Crawford or Bass

Darkflames in trouble

Bad luck all around

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Jun 23, 2002 4:30 am

After hearing evidence from psychoanalysts who treated the woman for a nervous breakdown during the marriage, the higher court ruled the man should have been more sympathetic to his wife and not insisted that she join in his sexual games.

Who was he meant to have join him in his sexual games?

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Sun Jun 23, 2002 4:36 am

Huh... I never quite understood this 'justifiable grounds for divorce' part, whats the point of living with someone who doesnt want to live with you anyway?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Jun 23, 2002 6:05 am

I think it's to try and give the marriage a second chance that that law exists, @Dottus.
Myself, I don't plan on getting married, just living in partnership. *Wonders whether it's time to bump the "Marriage vs Partnership" thread*

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Sun Jun 23, 2002 6:08 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
I think it's to try and give the marriage a second chance that that law exists, @Dottus.

I think it exists as a historical relic, but im probably biased.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Jun 23, 2002 6:14 am

I think you're right, actually. But then I think the same could be said for the institution of marriage itself.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Sun Jun 23, 2002 6:15 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
I think you're right, actually. But then I think the same could be said for the institution of marriage itself.

Indeed.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Jun 23, 2002 6:21 am

You make incredibly good sense, my friend.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Jun 23, 2002 12:34 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
I think it exists as a historical relic, but im probably biased.

I would probably agree... though I suppose there are still some people who would want to force someone to continue living with them

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
*Wonders whether it's time to bump the "Marriage vs Partnership" thread*

Oh, you mean while certain people aren't around to argue with you?