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More straightjackets. Ever since I tried (unsuccessfully) to give myself spider powers, build a Goblin Glider, and construct a Disco Academy for Capybaras I’ve been constantly tormented by shrinks! Why can’t they just leave an evil mastermind alone? Evil is good!
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Whoops how do you get it to show up in your screen like the others?
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
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Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
Answers below...
1. You wake up. [ooh. ahh.] The first thing you do after rolling out of bed is...
...bed?
2. Well, breakfast is wonderful.. except for the throwing knife that somehow imbedded itself into your coffee cup. You...
break the rest of the cup with your hand [in case anyone is watching], and stalk toward the bushes to find out who the wise-ass was.
3. Eventually, you drive to work. It's long and boring and full of traffic jams. Halfway there, your favorite tape gets eaten by the tape player. You...
are just having a rough day, aren't you? You get Joe to tap-dance on the hood of the car, and feel slightly better when a bridge hits him.
4. You made it to work. [that was hard, wasn't it?] After five minutes of relaxing non-traffic-related problems, someone asks you to print a document. But when you hit the print button, the printer jams. You...
implant a device to spontaneously combust the printer if it ever messes with you again.
5. After the printer incident, you relax for another five minutes... Until someone else hands you something to copy. Seems simple enough. You click the copy button. The copy machine eats your paper, and spews weird symbols at you. You...
leave it for the next person to deal with.
6. After the printer and copier incidents, your boss, for whatever reason, gets angry and fires you. You...
are surprisingly good-natured about it. ...Three days later, your boss finds a letter of magazine clippings on his desk, saying "I know what you did last Friday."
7. You are somewhat depressing and hateful of the world, a few days after getting fired. After awhile, your friend convinces you it might be a good idea to take over the world. You...
string him along on how great it would be... keeping your real job a secret.
8. Well, your friend informs you that every good world power has to start with a well-thought-out plan. You think for awhile, and decide to...
frame your boss for the murder of half his employees. And the sexual harrassment of a rubber duck.
9. Whether or not you decided to take over the world, you've had a rough week. Yesterday, some obnoxious hero you'd never seen before decided to kill your trusted friend - and you hadn't done anything to him [directly]! You...
blow him up.
10. You're implementing the most intregal part of your master plan, when suddenly, that obnoxious hero pops up again! This time he looks pissed. You...
spring the trap you made just for him! And then laugh. Maniacally. While dangling his trusty sidekick from one rope and your boss from another rope, and taunting him to choose.
11. Oh no! The hero [for the third stinking time] suddenly pops up out of nowhere, and has you at a disadvantage! He fights with you until you are at his mercy. Then he ties you up and informs you you're going to prison. [Well, at least he didn't kill you.] You...
easily escape, blow the building and the hero [for the third time] up, and confidently walk away. Because he can't possibly have survived your wrath three times in a row.
Eerhardt
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