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"I am Microsoft of Borg. Resistence izkx
GPF 0x5654 8820
Application RESIST.EXE has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down"

"Borg Starter Kit: Some Assimilation Requiered"

"Borger King: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant."

"I am Bobbit of Borg: Erection is futile."

"Borg Cola: The ONLY choice of the next generation."

"I am Mr. Subliminal of Borg: Resistence is futile (wimp). you will be assimilated (conform). your life as it has been (pathetic) is over (never had a chance in hell). From this time forward you will service us (hot sex). We will add (steal) your biological and technological distinctiveness (whoa mama) to our own (greasy fingers)."

"Barney of Borg: I use you, you need me, we're all on big identity..."

"I am Lancelot of Borg: Resistence is Fuedal."

"I am Trebek of Borg: For $200, it's futile and starts with R."

We are Pakled of Borg. We ah-sim-ah-late. We are smart."

"I am Scotty of Borg. We canna assimilate no more captin."

"I am Jesse Jackson of Borg. Resistence is moot."

"Hello, I'm Ed McMahon of Borg, and you may have already been assimilated."

"Yoda of Borg I am. Futile is resistence. Assimilate you we will."

"We are E-Bay of Borg. Resistence is futile until minimum reserve is met."

"I am Abominable Snowman of Borg. You will be... Uh... I will hold you, and squeeze you, and I will stroke your litte neck. And pat you on the head. And I will name you George."

"I am Mr. Sleep of Borg. You will be assimilated, until numbers become to large. You will then be closed, and deleted."
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Hehe... that was hilarious! :D
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ROFL @ImageAegis... (BTW - Is that YOUR Igloo ?)
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That is great!!!
Love the sleepy part.
So true!! :D
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ROFLMAOTICHPSYKM @Aegis :D :D :D
I'm not dead yet :D :p :cool:
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Post by Kameleon »

Originally posted by KidD01
ROFLMAOTICHPSYKM
Go on then, I'll bite :confused: :D

Nice igloo BTW Aegis, I like what you've done with it :p Very...homely :)
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Post by Vicsun »

Originally posted by Aegis
"I am Mr. Sleep of Borg. You will be assimilated, until numbers become to large. You will then be closed, and deleted."
I wander when Sleepy will come in and close and delete this thread :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :)
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Post by Weasel »

Re: Re: We Are Borg...
Originally posted by Vicsun


I wander when Sleepy will come in and close and delete this thread :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :)
Never will Mr. Sleep do something like that. :)



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Post by Gwalchmai »

(to the DFs) Hi! I’m Gwally of Borg! Your resistance is attractive! ;)

(to the DFs) I am Fas (CM) of Borg. Is my resistance attractive? :p

(to Georgi) I am Ode to a Borg. Your resistance is great. My pleading seems to be futile. :rolleyes:
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
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Re: Re: We Are Borg...
Originally posted by Vicsun
I wander when Sleepy will come in and close and delete this thread :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :)
I am sure you wonder not wander, wandering causes exercise, exercise means one occasionally leaves their seat which also means you will never reach the feats of 10K posts ;)

As for closing this thread....T minus 10 :D

@Aegis, shouldn't it be "eventually deleted while no one is watching" :D
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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Top Honours
Originally posted by Gwalchmai
(to Georgi) I am Ode to a Borg. Your resistance is great. My pleading seems to be futile. :rolleyes:
LMFAO :D :D :D
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"I am Bloodstalker of Borg. Resistence is futile... after a multiple drinks."

"I am Weasel of Borg. Spam is irrelevant. You will become one with COMM."
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Post by Ode to a Grasshopper »

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
(to Georgi) I am Ode to a Borg. Your resistance is great. My pleading seems to be futile. :rolleyes:
Ouch! :eek: LOL! :D
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Originally posted by Gwalchmai

(to the DFs) I am Fas (CM) of Borg. Is my resistance attractive? :p

hmmm....*scratches chin* could be could be!
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