The Amphibious Academy of Warfare and Disco

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 4:50 am

The Amphibious Academy of Warfare and Disco is the ultimate training ground for those interested in state-of-the-art GIF combat, high-tech spamming, and learning fly disco skillz. Consisting primarily of dedicated capybara recruits, the Academy produces the finest soldiers in the known galaxy. Genetic Manipulation makes our cadets immune to all of Ode's drugs, Ned's shine, and the infamous purple pills. Not since the infamous Pants-less Marines has such a formidable fighting force existed. We live by our credo: DUTY HONOR DISCO. We are the future. Do you have what it takes to be one of the few, the proud, the funky?

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:02 am

Don't be a slacker! Make something of your life! Under the tutelage of our experienced instructors (such as the Hell Orca) you’ll go from this:

To this!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:12 am

They are so not immune to my drugs!

You've only seen the apricot variety so far, just wait until you see some of my strong stuff. No-one is immune to that! I'll have your capybaras

in no time!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:17 am

When he does we will have a BBQ!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:21 am

Drug free is the way to be!

My cadets cannot be stoned, wasted, baked, or whatever other euphemism you might use. Microscopic nanites in injected into their bloodstreams combined with genetic alternations have given them a Healing Factor that prevents it. The cadets are paragons of clean, sober living (well, maybe not totally sober...).

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:25 am

Says you.

They're going to be roasted, toasted, trashed, high as kites, sky-high and wrecked before you know it.

In fact, my special prediction is that they will eventually end up selling their bodies for crack. So there.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:28 am

And then we have a BBQ!

My Jokes are lame, but I love'em!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:32 am

Ha! They would not could not use a bong.
They would not could not in Hong Kong.
They cannot be wasted, plain as day.
Being drug free is the capybara way!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:37 am

Originally posted by Kayless
Ha! They would not could not use a bong.
They would not could not in Hong Kong.
They cannot be wasted, plain as day.
Being drug free is the capybara way!

OMG! Kayless is Dr Seuss in disguise!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:39 am

Isn't dr. Suess dead?

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:43 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
OMG! Kayless is Dr Seuss in disguise!

Something else to add to the Kayless ate your baby thread. I masqueraded as Dr. Seuss in order to sabotage children’s educations by writing fictitious words and nonsensical stories.

Originally posted by CM
Isn't dr. Suess dead?

Technically yes, since I’ve abandoned that persona and moved on to other evil deeds.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:49 am

I think Kayless needs to get out more...

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:53 am

That or kayless needs a girl!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:56 am

Such matters are for those not burdened by the tremendous sense of honor that binds me to better the world. It’s difficult at times, but how can a high-minded indivisual like myself do any less?

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 11, 2002 5:57 am

ie you are lonely and need something to do!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 6:03 am

Yes nobility is lonely. But who will lead the capybaras if not I? Who will defend the Disco Frogs if not I? Who will rally the Hell Orcas and the Spam Peons if not I? What I do, I do for the betterment of the world! I don’t expect you to understand the sacrifices I make, but know that all that I have done is for the well-being of you; the little people of this world. Duty, Honor, and Disco my brothers.

"Kick ass speech, K-Man."

I thought you’d like it.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jun 11, 2002 6:03 am

If you really want to better the world you can start by destroying Christian rock music for ever.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 11, 2002 6:03 am

Do you think anybody cares?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 6:04 am

Originally posted by Kayless
Disco my brothers.

And we are supposed to thank you for that why?

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Jun 11, 2002 6:09 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
If you really want to better the world you can start by destroying Christian rock music for ever.

Some things are beyond even my power to change.

Originally posted by CM
Do you think anybody cares?

It matters not. Perhaps some day you will understand my august struggle.

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
And we are supposed to thank you for that why?

The clarity of Disco has not yet found it’s way to you. But one day I hope you’ll see it's true beauty.