Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Thus speaks she who hath not had to share a house with a highly adolescent sister.
The novelty fades remarkably quickly, let me assure you.
Oh, that's no problem, I just send her off to medical research then
One of my friends has three children, when the boy once recorded a message at her answering machine in secret:
"Mary is not at home right now, she's out driving her permobile"
A permobile is a vehicle for severely disabled people, ususally associated with people with Cerebral Pares...it took weeks before some kind person pointed out to Mary that her message was very strange...
Her daugther is at the peak of adolescence now, a few weeks ago she went hysterical because she wasn't allowed to go out with her friends late at night, and told Mary:
"Look, I'm going to undress myself and stand on the yard naked, then the shame will be on you and all the neighbours will think you're a really lousy parent!"
And so, she did!
She also had a party at home when Mary was away one night, and she and her friends ate all the food, then she put all the empty food cans back in the fridge, so when Mary came home the next day and was about to cook dinner, she was highly surprised
But most hillarious of all was when the girl broke up with one of her numerous boyfrieds. The were discussing their future.
He: "That's great honey, I'm going to be a gangster leader and you can be a model"
She: "What? I don't want to be a stupid model, I also want to be a gangster leader."
He: "But you're a girl, and you're so pretty, you should be a model."
She: "You're a bloody chauvinist! I'm finished with you!"
I love this girl
