Conflagration - AoTC - Possible Spoilers

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon May 27, 2002 6:23 am

What happens when you take the script or any other part of Attack of the Clones and mix it with another film, ergo mix AotC with Crash

"Anikan skywalker having trouble with his sex life resorts to doing it with Natalie Portman in a wrecked space craft all the while being watched by the Emporer who is playing one side off against the other"

AotC mixed with Being John Malkovich

"Finding a hole in Jarr Jarr binks head Ani attempts to make him stop talking gibberish. Failing at this and getting thrown out just off the galactic rim turnpike he resorts to killing an entire camp of Jarr Jarr's in an effort to stop this mental anguish. He gets into a fight with Jango Fett in the Cantina Bar and then gets taken over by the Dark Side."

Add them to your hearts content, keep them decent though

We don't want a conflagration between AoTC and Deep Throat

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon May 27, 2002 6:32 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
We don't want a conflagration between AoTC and Deep Throat

Sorry to correct you here , Sleepo, but we might WANT that, but we won't post it here...

No worries,

Beldin Skywalker

(~ AoTC meets Belgarath the Sorcerer

)

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon May 27, 2002 6:33 am

So no AotC mixed with Return of the Overfiend eh@Sleep?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon May 27, 2002 6:41 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
So no AotC mixed with Return of the Overfiend eh@Sleep?

I hadn't thought of that one:

"Ani is ressurected as a little baby that will tip the balance, many a force is out to destroy him so it is up to another hero to save him, meanwhile the emporer keeps pining after his cloned daughter who runs off with Jango Fett to protect Ani. There is massive orgy in the cantina bar all orchestrated by the Emporer. Some big creature saves the little boy only to be killed later by some weird red thing...erm i can't really do any more without breaking all the forum rules

The interesting thing is there are quite a few parrelels between Star Wars and RotO

None of your own to add @Ode and Beldin?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon May 27, 2002 6:57 am

AoTC mixed with Jungle Fever

"Ani a reknowned architect decides to take a walk on the wild side and have an affair with someone from the other side of the tracks, Yoda and Ani have a very passionate relationship that eventually leads to the families getting wind of events, there are arguments aplenty, here is some of the stunning dialogue, Yoda's dad says "Your moving over to the dark side of town, your sleeping in the dark side apartment, don't you know it wont last and it wil lead to ruin" Yoda replies "Dad i love him, he wants to be with me, this isn't just a fling to see if opposites really do attract"....tune in to see the baffling conclusion"

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon May 27, 2002 7:34 am

AotC mixed with Idle Hands.
Anakin, a young jedi pothead, wakes up to discover his parents are dead. He later discovers that he killed them, as his hand is possessed by a demon. After he kills his two best friends, who rise from the dead and continue their normal pot-smoking lifestyle he chops his hand off, and goes to a fancy-dress dance with his hot date Padme with his two friends in tow. The hand kills the Padme's friend and abducts Padme, and after a long chase Anakin defeats the hand by getting it stoned, and the druid kills it with a holy lightsabre.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon May 27, 2002 9:07 am

I haven't got any detail yet but this might come interesting to your liking - feel free to expand them as you wish :
AotC mixed with The One
AotC mixed with The Mask
AotC mixed with High Fidelity
AotC mixed with Shaft
AotC mixed with Pulp Fiction
AotC mixed with Grease ?
AotC mixed with Moulin Rogue ??

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Mon May 27, 2002 2:32 pm

AtoC mixed with the Usual Suspects:

Obi Wan leaves the councel, starts walking dow the street.
Cut to Yoda
Yoda looks around notices the hints- Red Hair, wrong accent, terrible sence of humor - Oh My God! IT WAS OBI WAN ALL ALONG!
Cut to Obi Wan
He takes off his stupid glue on beard, puts on his dark robe and gets into the speeder with Palpatine, his apprentice.

THE END

(admit it, with a bit more planning, it could have been really good!)

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon May 27, 2002 8:25 pm

AotC mixed with Dude Wheres My Car?

Ani and Obi leave boring Jedi council meeting and return to find their ship missing...

And so begins a slow but amusing tale in which the two Jedi's search for their ship completely unaware of the clone army being assembled and being unable to save Padme from the bounty hunter whilst engaged in their dogged search.

And thus the Empire is formed, a great series comes to an end and our two Jedi heroes still continue looking for their ship...

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue May 28, 2002 12:26 am

AotC mixed with Meet The Parents

Obi strap Ani in lie detector machine asking question about Padme

Next thing Ani look for Yoda in local impound

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue May 28, 2002 8:07 am

AOTC and Airplane!

En route to Naboo, the pilots of the freighter (played by Kobe Bryant, Kareen Abdul-Jabar and Bill Walton) get food poisoning forcing a shell-shocked and self-doubting Anakin to overcome inner demons and get the passengers safely home. Hilarity ensues.

AOTC and Jurassic Park

Something goes horribly wrong at the Kamino cloning facility and while the power is out, the clones eat the lawyer, Newman and Samuel L. Jackson.

AOTC and The Great Muppet Caper

Palpatine steals the Baseball Diamond forcing Yoda and Anakin to team up with Kermit, Miss Piggy and Gonzo in order to retrieve it. Lots of singing and hilarity ensue.

AOTC and A Christmas Carol

In a dream, Palpatine is confronted by his former apprentice, Darth Maul. Maul tells him that he will be consigned to eternal doom and movie typecasting if he doesn't reform his evil ways. That night, Palpatine is visited by Jake Lloyd, Hayden Christensen and David Prowse (the Vaders of past, present and future), is shown the light and repents. There are no Muppets (now that Yoda is all CGI), singing or Disney characters.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed May 29, 2002 6:37 am

AotC mixed with Rush Hour

Silent but exceedingly cool Obi Wan gets mixed in with loud mouth and unpredictable Ani.

A fairly average story ensues which only contains the audiences attention by its impressive CGI effects and the odd battle.

*Puts on his flame suit and runs off

*

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 29, 2002 6:38 am

How true.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed May 29, 2002 6:40 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
How true.

Are you watching Rush Hour on TV at this very moment also

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 29, 2002 6:47 am

Originally posted by Tamerlane

Are you watching Rush Hour on TV at this very moment also

No, but I saw it on an aeroplane trip back from London a few years back. It wasn't so entertaining that I'd want to see it again. Rumble in the Bronx was okay, though.