the ultimate gift

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue May 21, 2002 11:39 am

Kid, did you take that picture in Mr T's bathroom?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue May 21, 2002 9:04 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Kid, did you take that picture in Mr T's bathroom?

That would explain why he looks so PO'ed...Wait, Mr T always looks like that...

@Doc CE-You have just made my week with your illumination of a seemingly grim situation for all males.

You have my deepest thanks.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed May 22, 2002 8:29 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Kid, did you take that picture in Mr T's bathroom?

BS you forget that's the contain of package your subordinate sent me couple weeks ago after a "Raid" on the "T" residence.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed May 22, 2002 9:12 am

Originally posted by dragon wench

Damn...woman the barricades.....our cover has been blown....

Rofl

Actually, I do think stories of pms have been blown up by both men and women. One thing I do not like is being told that pms is 'worse ' for men because they have to 'live through it'.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed May 22, 2002 9:24 am

Originally posted by Vivien
One thing I do not like is being told that pms is 'worse ' for men because they have to 'live through it'.

Yes...indeed..... or hearing the old male line, "but we have to shave every day......"

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed May 22, 2002 9:27 am

Originally posted by dragon wench

Yes...indeed..... or hearing the old male line, "but we have to shave every day......"

But so do women !

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 22, 2002 9:28 am

My guess is that it's not pleasant for either party...

But we do have to shave every day

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed May 22, 2002 9:28 am

Originally posted by dragon wench
Yes...indeed..... or hearing the old male line, "but we have to shave every day......"

Nooo !!! Please don't mention the shaving thingy. We have several shaving incident on SYM already

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 22, 2002 9:29 am

Originally posted by Vivien

But so do women !

And for some reason they keep having to steal my razors!

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed May 22, 2002 9:34 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
And for some reason they keep having to steal my razors!

Well, in general, male razors are sharper...perfect for legs

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed May 22, 2002 9:34 am

Originally posted by KidD01

Nooo !!! Please don't mention the shaving thingy. We have several shaving incident on SYM already

Not to mention some rather inspired writing about the Razor of the Night Plus 5 in the old Anomen thread over at the SoA forum.....

*nostalgic sigh*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed May 22, 2002 9:37 am

Originally posted by Vivien

Well, in general, male razors are sharper...perfect for legs

But wouldn't it make sense to just buy male razors in the first place....
but wait...that's not nearly as much fun....it's sort of like stealing his shirts and Tshirts....knowing full well that he's unlikely to be stealing yours either because of size difference or styling....

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 22, 2002 9:37 am

Originally posted by Vivien

Well, in general, male razors are sharper...perfect for legs

That would explain why my razors always get blunt so quick

.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed May 22, 2002 9:38 am

Originally posted by Vivien
Well, in general, male razors are sharper...perfect for legs

You can also try using katanas...........but a slight mistake could chop off the leg

@Ode : have U try to search the forum yet ?

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed May 22, 2002 9:40 am

Originally posted by dragon wench

But wouldn't it make sense to just buy male razors in the first place....
but wait...that's not nearly as much fun....it's sort of like stealing his shirts and Tshirts....knowing full well that he's unlikely to be stealing yours either because of size difference or styling....

Borrowed shirts are the best. I like it when they come down to your knees and the neck is so wide it hangs off one shoulder.

Perfect comfort!

Well, I TRY to offer a shirt in return, but you're right...he's never taken me up on that offer.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 22, 2002 9:41 am

Originally posted by dragon wench

But wouldn't it make sense to just buy male razors in the first place....
but wait...that's not nearly as much fun....it's sort of like stealing his shirts and Tshirts....knowing full well that he's unlikely to be stealing yours either because of size difference or styling....

I don't mind the shirts, I even think it's sort of sexy/sweet in a way, but when my razor has hair that's not mine in it it gets a bit off-putting.
Thankfully no-one has tried using my katana to shave with yet, except me and I was very stoned at the time, so it doesn't count.

@The Kid-Yep, I've tried, but there were 13 pages of results and it's too late over here to wade through that many threads.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed May 22, 2002 9:43 am

Originally posted by Vivien
Borrowed shirts are the best. I like it when they come down to your knees and the neck is so wide it hangs off one shoulder. Perfect comfort!

*DROOL* @viv

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed May 22, 2002 9:44 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
I don't mind the shirts, I even think it's sort of sexy/sweet in a way, but when my razor has hair that's not mine in it it gets a bit off-putting.
Thankfully no-one has tried using my katana to shave with yet, except me and I was very stoned at the time, so it doesn't count.

@The Kid-Yep, I've tried, but there were 13 pages of results and it's too late over here to wade through that many threads.

Oh, no, I never use a razor that he's currently using. I always steal from the cabinet, that way it's all sparkling and fresh and 'all mine'.

You could argue that I should go buy my own, but tha'ts illogical as he already has the kind I like. *shrugs*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed May 22, 2002 9:44 am

Originally posted by Vivien

Borrowed shirts are the best. I like it when they come down to your knees and the neck is so wide it hangs off one shoulder. Perfect comfort!

Well, I TRY to offer a shirt in return, but you're right...he's never taken me up on that offer.

yes, very comfortable....and the hanging off the shoulder look has some other interesting effects as well....

lol! I have a lot of shirts that are not specifically female....but given that there is a foot difference in height........

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 22, 2002 9:47 am

Originally posted by Vivien

Oh, no, I never use a razor that he's currently using. I always steal from the cabinet, that way it's all sparkling and fresh and 'all mine'.

That's fine, it's just the one's that I'm currently using that I prefer not to be commandeered.

I second the *DROOL*@Viv motion, by the way.

@DW-That's a large part of the reason I like having my shirts borrowed.