if you could make a spell ...

Garric · Post by **Garric** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 1:24 pm

if you could make a spell what would you call it, what level will it be? What would it do...

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 1:38 pm

"horny" lv 7 spell.
a very advance (and especialized) type of charm spell.

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche

KN · Post by KN » Mon Jan 15, 2001 2:38 pm

I would love to have that teleportation spell that the cowled wizards and various others use to drop on top of your head.

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"Four thousand throats may be cut in one night, by a running man."
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Doltan · Post by **Doltan** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 2:41 pm

Yeah, everyone in Faerun has that damn teleport spell except us.

Foss · Post by **Foss** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 3:20 pm

Foss Whining Circle
lvl 7

Slay all vampires in the area of effect, unless they save vs. spell (-4 penalty)

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 3:32 pm

"Bring Me the Head of Saemon Havarian" Level 5.

Summons the the head the NPC I most wanted to kill but could not.

Seabass · Post by **Seabass** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 3:33 pm

The Face/Ass Transformation

Your face is placed where your ass is and your ass is placed on your neck... It causes Blindness (unless you're not wearing any pants) And Confusion for 10 rounds.

Malachai · Post by **Malachai** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 3:51 pm

Identify All -
All the magic items in a characters inventory would be instantly identified.

X-Ray Vision -
So I can finally settle that bet I made on the color of Nalia's panties!

Greater Tourette's -
Enemies begin spouting obscenities involuntarily. Confusion and -2 to hit.

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"What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women!"
-Conan the Barbarian

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 3:53 pm

Varius spells, actally:

- Summon Horny lesbo-nymphs fantasy (lvl 5)
summons a horde of horny, kinky lesbo nymphs who start ... err... performing in front of the enemy. Stuns oponent(s) for 8 rounds (time to get a quick, cold shower), unless save vs spell is made (under -4 penalty). If save succesfull, stun for two rounds (just throw the robe over it

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- "Notorius Phart" (TM) spell. Same as Cloudkill, but saving throws with high penalties and more dmg. Creatures under 60 hit points die instantly (no s.t.) and the rest must hit s.t vs breath weapon (at a -3 penalty) or take 8d6 + 16 damage. If a s.t. is made, they still suffer 4d6 dmg. Ah, and the mage in order to perform this spell has to stand with his back towards the enemy

I 've got some more, but later

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Malachai · Post by **Malachai** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 3:54 pm

I laughed for 10 minutes solid about the Face to Ass transformation!

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 4:00 pm

BoJangles level 9.

All enemies within sight begin to dance. Stunned for 8 rounds with no save. Music and animation should be included, "Dance for me, Irenicus!"

BTW way can't call lightning work like PS:T. Indoors, outdoors, pinpoint accuracy, massive damage?

Seabass · Post by **Seabass** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 4:04 pm

The All Knowing He Man Bitchslap

Summons forth a great hand of an ancient pimp, which slaps the bitch ( targeteted enemie ) for 6D60 damage... Also, makes target cries and bitch for 10 rounds (Domination)

Jhareth of house Noquar · Tue Jan 16, 2001 1:14 pm

In my various pnp campaigns, I have created a few different spells. My favorite by far is "Ragnar's devastating desalinization"
Wizard, Level 6
Single target, within sight.
I have the complete description at home, but simply, it forcefully withdraws all salts from a target.(Including metallic salts in your neurochemistry, your bloodstream, etc.)
It does 1d6 damage per level of the caster, save for half. Creatures native to salt water areas (or the demi-plane of crystal) such as Sauhaugin, Kuotoans, etc, save at -4.
If you are only 13th or 14th level, you may as well cast an AOE spell, but if you get up into the 20-21 level range... 21 d 6 save for half is QUITE DEVASTATING.

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jan 16, 2001 1:17 pm

Bob Dole's Erectile Dysfunction level 6

Target fails next morale check unless saving throw is made against fear.

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Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Jan 16, 2001 3:59 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Bob Dole's Erectile Dysfunction level 6

Target fails next morale check unless saving throw is made against fear.

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Or, George W Bush's Spell of Guff level7. Anyone in the area will either stunned in silence, or burst into laughter and forget what they are doing.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Wed Jan 17, 2001 1:02 pm

passive fire ball lvl2
open locks 90
damage2d4

and

banshee lvl6
stun save vs petre/poly (neg.)
whilst stuned 2d2 damage per round
if complete save take20d4 damage

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Craig lover of Onions,user of Hammers and player of RPG's across the world

Thomas · Post by **Thomas** » Wed Jan 17, 2001 1:51 pm

Summon Gamebanshee level 7

When cast this spells summons a familiar diehard Ministry fan that will help you solve whatever frustrating situation you managed to get yourself into by screaming the wisest course of action at the top of his lungs.

The curse of Mr Sleep level 9

Similar to the more wellknown spell "Imprisonement" this spell pulls the target into an alternate dimension called "Goody" where he must converse endlessly about all and nothing or until someone manages to summon a gamebanshee to end the thread.

Thomas Endless Search level 3

Reveals the exact location of the Jade Hound figurine and how to aquire it. This spell has no further uses but might be the most wanted spell of all at the moment.

The Rules of Logic Level 1

Instantly transforms all the nonsensic rules of AD&D into something that makes sence or at the very least offers a good explanation for their existance. Another highly wanted spell.

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Wed Jan 17, 2001 1:53 pm

---thunderous roar of King Kong lvl 8:
all enemy spell casters lose all memorized spells; save versus spell:lose only half of memorized spells

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Wed Jan 17, 2001 2:02 pm

---plastic surgery and silicon injection lvl 2: speed up the romance or get yourself another try if an earlier try failed,only usable on female protagonists
---WWF transformation and artillery enhancement lvl 2,same as above,only usable by male protagonists

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Jan 17, 2001 2:20 pm

Engorgement, level 5
Target looses 2 intelligence and 1 spell as blood rushes from the head to other organs.

Incontinence, level 6
Target looses 2 charisma and use of thier armor for 7 rounds.

Summon Traci Lords, Level 8
I will leave this one to your sick imaginations.