In The Gutter

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon May 20, 2002 3:41 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
@Sleepy - Jammy Dodgers?

You are on form my friend

Perhaps i shouold make them more surreal

So how does Ned feel about his Jammy Dodger....moreover how do you feel about your Jammy Dodger?

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon May 20, 2002 3:46 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
@Sleepy - Jammy Dodgers?

LOL! were you never told not to mix your drinks?

LOL I always thought that was mere advice, easily ignored

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon May 20, 2002 3:47 pm

Originally posted by Witch King
VIVIAN: Freddie Mercury is/was the lead singer of that Krazy band, Queen.

So, I was comparing your appearance to that of him and Mrs. Sleep. I think Mrs Sleep was before your time also. Mrs Sleep was actually a sock puppet of a certain pantless marine

Okay, at a loss as to why you're insulting me...obviously to get a rise?

Also, is there a reason as to why you're misspelling my name? Is there another 'Vivian' here you're talking to? Should I be wary of her trying to copy me?

*looks around a bit nervously*

I have several options here...

A) Cry on T'lainya's shoulder because you hurt my tender feelings. T'lainya being a wonderful woman will then kick your @ss. Maybe, if I cry on Yshania, DW, and Georgi's shoulders as well, they will join T'lainya in her quest...

B) Ignore you and continue flirting with Sleep, my current hero.

C) Insult you in return. I tend not to do this because I usually end up feeling bad and apologizing anyway...

D) Realize that being that it's from a SYMer, and people of SYM are all insane...it's REALLY a compliment and therefore send a *hug* your way...

I vote for A and B and D...choices , choices...

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon May 20, 2002 3:52 pm

Originally posted by Vivien
I vote for A and B and D...choices , choices...

I would agree with that, the course seems clear, so Viv, how are you doin?

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon May 20, 2002 3:53 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep

I would agree with that, the course seems clear, so Viv, how are you doin?

Tsk..you added an 'are'!

You're supposed to say it like this:

How YOU doin'?

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Mon May 20, 2002 3:53 pm

Originally posted by Vivien

Okay, at a loss as to why you're insulting me...obviously to get a rise? Also, is there a reason as to why you're misspelling my name? Is there another 'Vivian' here you're talking to? Should I be wary of her trying to copy me? *looks around a bit nervously*

I have several options here...

A) Cry on T'lainya's shoulder because you hurt my tender feelings. T'lainya being a wonderful woman will then kick your @ss. Maybe, if I cry on Yshania, DW, and Georgi's shoulders as well, they will join T'lainya in her quest...

B) Ignore you and continue flirting with Sleep, my current hero.

C) Insult you in return. I tend not to do this because I usually end up feeling bad and apologizing anyway...

D) Realize that being that it's from a SYMer, and people of SYM are all insane...it's REALLY a compliment and therefore send a *hug* your way...

I vote for A and B and D...choices , choices...

Why insult you? I enjoy amusing myself at the expense of others. I am a creature without morals or scruples.

Misspelling your name? I am not a very bright induvidual, and am not to blame for such errors.

As far as your posse, I'll kick all of their spines in. T'lainya will not join in on YOUR side though, so I'd spare the tears. She's more likely to take your wig and wear it herself.

You made the wrong choice! NO hugs PLEASE! You should choose "C" you variegated visigoth!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon May 20, 2002 3:53 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep

You are on form my friend Perhaps i shouold make them more surreal

So how does Ned feel about his Jammy Dodger....moreover how do you feel about your Jammy Dodger?

Surreal Jammy Dodgers?

how so?

I love Jammy Dodgers - one of those childhood things you never grow out of, and eventually you find that having kids of your own allows you this surreptitious indiscretion!

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon May 20, 2002 3:56 pm

Originally posted by Witch King

Why insult you? I enjoy amusing myself at the expense of others. I am a creature without morals or scruples.

Misspelling your name? I am not a very bright induvidual, and am not to blame for such errors.

As far as your posse, I'll kick all of their spines in. T'lainya will not join in on YOUR side though, so I'd spare the tears. She's more likely to take your wig and wear it herself.

You made the wrong choice! NO hugs PLEASE! You should choose "C" you variegated visigoth!

Let's ask T'lainya if she'd help me

Red headed women tend to stick together...you may be out of your league here...

I haven't made my choice yet...was just laying out some options...

T'Lainya: *hug* Sweetie, would you help if...perhaps someone were being a bit mean to me? *hug* You know you're a hero of mine...a bit like Aerin

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon May 20, 2002 3:59 pm

I don't know what a Jammy Dodger is.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon May 20, 2002 4:00 pm

@ Viv, Let me get my whip. Foul might enjoy that but he might be distracted enough to be nice

@ Foul be nice to Viv or no puffins!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon May 20, 2002 4:01 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
Surreal Jammy Dodgers? how so?

I meant my clues as to what i was going on about, but still Jammy Dodgers are surreal, what are they dodging and why are they so lucky?

I love Jammy Dodgers - one of those childhood things you never grow out of, and eventually you find that having kids of your own allows you this surreptitious indiscretion!

LOL

I usually trim around the edge and remove all the buscuit and then eat the jam(if you can call it that

)

@Viv, i guess my grammar forbids me from creating such sentences

, so, how are you doing......damn....i mean, so, how are you doin...... i will get there eventually..... so, how you doin?

@Ned, it is a round buscuit with a jam like substance inside of it

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon May 20, 2002 4:02 pm

Originally posted by Vivien
Tsk..you added an 'are'!

You're supposed to say it like this:

How YOU doin'?

LOL

@Sleepy, I'm appalled that Viv has to give you lessons in flirting

@Viv *hug* I would insult Witchqueen for you but he'll just ignore me, so there isn't much point... and I wouldn't hug him if I were you, you never know what you might catch

So if I were you, I would go with option B

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon May 20, 2002 4:14 pm

@Sleep, Please define "Jam like substance". Is it jam or not. you're scaring me.

Also, just put the emphasis on YOU in 'how you doin'. Once you master that, you can try putting an 'aye' in front of it. Do remember to only use that line on the ladies though sleep.

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Mon May 20, 2002 4:15 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

I would insult the Witch King for you but he'll just ignore me, so there isn't much point...

T'lainya: You can't hold out on the puffins, besides, you don't hold a monopoly on them, I've got a few stashed away just in case something like this would happen. Btw, very manly of you to come rescue a damsel in distress.

ViV: Did you know that if you reverse two letters of your name you get the companion of an artery?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon May 20, 2002 4:19 pm

Originally posted by Georgi
I would insult Witchqueen for you but he'll just ignore me

Or misquote me or something...

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon May 20, 2002 4:19 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
@Sleep, Please define "Jam like substance". Is it jam or not. you're scaring me.

It is Gelatine but made with jam

Also, just put the emphasis on YOU in 'how you doin'. Once you master that, you can try putting an 'aye' in front of it. Do remember to only use that line on the ladies though sleep.

I have made that mistake before, never again

@Georgi, who better to learn from than the master

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon May 20, 2002 4:23 pm

Actually Foul it's a very feminine thing to do. Women stand up for each other

Hmmm alright thats better.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon May 20, 2002 4:26 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
It is Gelatine but made with jam

Wow, and all these years I thought that jammy dodgers actually had jam in them...

@Georgi, who better to learn from than the master

Well, it is the fact you require lessons rather than your choice of tutor...

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Mon May 20, 2002 4:27 pm

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T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon May 20, 2002 4:31 pm

But Foul, standing up for a friend is loyal

Besides I didn't move the puffins very far, just to another room

And I'll assume that snide comment about lack of integrity is due to a lack of puffins.