Well, you may have thought that AbysmalNature's gloomy name was just a joke - a comedy facade for a perfectly normal person to use on the internet, to have some fun. This is not so. Extensive Scientific Research Shows that AN is actually the most gloomy person in the whole world. To back up my arguments, here are the titles of some of the few threads AN has created:
1)Why do nice guys finish last?
2)The Benefits of Insanity
3)Why can't reality be more like fantasy?
4)Shouldn't you clean your room?
5)How many of you know someone with a fatal disease?
6)The Definition of sanity
7)Who wants to rule the world?
8)Cute, fuzzy, wuzzy pet talk
9)Worst you have ever been sick.
10)What are some of your social problems?
11)Calling all bright sunny cheerful people
and I beg you to note that although (11) and (8) may look happy on the outside, there is an almost inperceptable contempt in the phrasing for Brightness, Sunniness, Cheerfulness, Cuteness, Fuzziness and Wuzziness. Go on, look carefuly.
So the purpose of this thread is to try and cheer AN up.
[Think of the Escape from Summer Camp scene in The Addams Family Values] Anyone who manages to make him laugh [as shown by a written 'LOL', 'ROFL', 'LMAO' or 'ROFLMAO'] or post a smiley gets.....a big kiss*. So get to it, kids.**
*This is not true.
** Any use of bribery, blackmail, extorsion, corruption, promise of sexual favours or death threats is not allowed, unless they're funny.
Cheer Up Abysmal Nature!
Cheer Up Abysmal Nature!
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Froggy - Why don't you change your avatar to show tire tracks over a smashed frog? I know that would cheer me up! 
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because glue either reacts with oxygen in the air, or dries out when outside of the sealed bottle, or needs pressure to activate a chemical reaction, turning the glue solid. hope that helps
because glue either reacts with oxygen in the air, or dries out when outside of the sealed bottle, or needs pressure to activate a chemical reaction, turning the glue solid. hope that helps
Here where the flattering and mendacious swarm
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
Smart @$$Originally posted by Robnark
@McBane
because glue either reacts with oxygen in the air, or dries out when outside of the sealed bottle, or needs pressure to activate a chemical reaction, turning the glue solid. hope that helps
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@ Abysmal Nature, laugh, damn you, laugh!Originally posted by frogus
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Hey, McBane found something else here...
...I hope that this would make AN's day.
AN: Don't worry, be happy!
@Froggy: ...it's the thought that counts.
Originally posted by McBane
Froggy - Why don't you change your avatar to show tire tracks over a smashed frog? I know that would cheer me up!
...I hope that this would make AN's day.
AN: Don't worry, be happy!
@Froggy: ...it's the thought that counts.
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@ Holy Warrior, let's hope so...*growls @ Holy Warrior* rrgghh!@Froggy: ...it's the thought that counts.
alright, today's attempt at making AN laugh is this quote from an email I got today
when Mark Shuttleworth gets down, let's all dress up as monkeys!
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