All the things that make US the number one country in the world...???

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Tue May 07, 2002 2:05 am

-they have ambulance written on the hood backwards so that people can look their mirrors to identify the van with lights flashing as an ambulance to give them room.

-you have to be 21 to get into a bar but you can buy light beer *yuk* at the age of 18, what's the point it's like bad tasting water

-you need a permission practically from everyone if you leave school early and if you do, a police car will follow your every step, because if something happens to you, the parents have a lawsuit against the school that they'll most likely win.

-people get millions from tobacco company for sueing(sp?) them because they got lung cancer after smoking 20 years, just because they recently switched to light-cigarettes and they didn't mention that they too can cause cancer.

-if something happens they always find someone or something to blame at-->bombing the living beegee's out of afganistan killing more civilians than terrorist and even americans as well, all this so that mr. president gets more popularity.(i do believe that Osama should be tortured for 10 years and the killed though)

i'm sure there's lots and lots more these things, i'm sure you americans over here can tell more

*runs away with a bullet proof blanket on my back*

PS. this ain't thrashing just curious to know what other type of stupid

things you people have in the "land of future" other than the moronic president,

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Tue May 07, 2002 3:36 am

- Great shows like Jerry Springer

CM · Post by CM » Tue May 07, 2002 3:43 am

RINGO STARR!!!!
N'SYNC!!!!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue May 07, 2002 3:48 am

Originally posted by CM
RINGO STARR!!!!

Hey, Ringo isn't American... or is Liverpool in America now? Nobody tells me anything...

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Tue May 07, 2002 3:51 am

- the americans stole liverpool (allegedly)

CM · Post by CM » Tue May 07, 2002 3:55 am

Darn i thought i could pin that on the americans!!

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Tue May 07, 2002 3:57 am

it's probably their fault. how, i don't know, but it's an american conspiracy, no doubt about it

CM · Post by CM » Tue May 07, 2002 3:59 am

Yup just like watching East Enders!
Now that is all America's fault!
If they only showed the brits whta soap operas are really like!

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Tue May 07, 2002 4:00 am

what, like 'Dallas'? [shudder]

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue May 07, 2002 4:04 am

Originally posted by Robnark
what, like 'Dallas'? [shudder]

No, like Sunset Beach

Maybe it's a government conspiracy to lower the national crime rate by getting rid of Liverpool?

*good thing Vixen's not here...*

CM · Post by CM » Tue May 07, 2002 4:05 am

Dallas being one, but Top Models as they call it here.
It is bold and something in english i think.
Anyway i would watch those compared to east enders, now that is just horrible!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue May 07, 2002 4:07 am

Originally posted by CM
Dallas being one, but Top Models as they call it here.
It is bold and something in english i think.

The Bold and the Beautiful... OMG, that's almost as bad as Sunset Beach... Of course, nobody here watches them because they're all on Channel 5

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Tue May 07, 2002 4:08 am

yep. eastenders is poor, but you don't know poor until you've seen emmerdale

CM · Post by CM » Tue May 07, 2002 4:10 am

Emmerdale?
What is that?
And whats wrong with channel 5?
I love it!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue May 07, 2002 4:17 am

Originally posted by CM
And whats wrong with channel 5?

So many things, but let's start with Night Fever...

Our soaps may be bad, but at least they have *actors* in them

Not to defend them much, I don't actually watch soaps... US, UK, Aussie... They're all rubbish

CM · Post by CM » Tue May 07, 2002 4:34 am

Originally posted by Georgi

So many things, but let's start with Night Fever...

Our soaps may be bad, but at least they have *actors* in them Not to defend them much, I don't actually watch soaps... US, UK, Aussie... They're all rubbish

Night fever is great. I love it!

See that is the problem you have actors and not actresses.
I mean the only reason i can think of watching a soap opera is to see a nice broad in something....

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Tue May 07, 2002 4:51 am

LOL

Originally posted by CM
I mean the only reason i can think of watching a soap opera is to see a nice broad in something....

You pretty much summed up the reason why males watch soapies.

CM · Post by CM » Tue May 07, 2002 4:53 am

Hey i am the male chauvinist am i not?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue May 07, 2002 4:58 am

Originally posted by Georgi
No, like Sunset Beach

I'll have you know that is one of the funniest programs ever created

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Tue May 07, 2002 4:59 am

Hey i am the male chauvinist am i not?

Hmmm, is this a trick question...

Well I guess you are then