PANIC! ALERT! This board may be in peril!

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Mon Apr 29, 2002 6:58 pm

With all of these cretins getting close to the 10,000 post mark, I had a thought about Y2K and some of the problems that it created with computers. What if the post counters are not calibrated for 5 digits worth of posts? I'm sure Buck never thought his creation would attract the kind of rabid degenerates that it has, so this may have profound repercussions on this board! The board may crash! It may fry Buck's server! It may close Gruntboy's connection at the office as he is multi-tasking between posting here and looking at porn, leaving only the porn on the screen as his boss walks in!

I warn you all, doom is nigh. And so, with that in mind, if the unspeakable does happen, and this board goes down forever, condeming Sleep to nights of actual *sleep* and Aegis to developing an ex-virtual (*real*) life, do you really want your last post to be "You bloody spammer" do you? Of course not.

So what would you want your last words to be?

EMINEM · Post by **EMINEM** » Mon Apr 29, 2002 7:03 pm

You bloody spammer!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Apr 29, 2002 7:11 pm

Originally posted by Witch King

So what would you want your last words to be?

My last words: "It wasn't me this time!!"

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Mon Apr 29, 2002 7:27 pm

hmmm, well, i don't think the board is in peril as there are... (weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth occur as the board shuts down because of sleep's 10,000th post)

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Mon Apr 29, 2002 7:31 pm

My last word will be: "Dont worry, this shouldnt happen untill post 65535"

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Apr 29, 2002 7:44 pm

Re: Re: PANIC! ALERT! This board may be in peril!

Originally posted by Weasel

My last words: "It wasn't me this time!!"

How long you been saving that one?

crazymancometh · Post by **crazymancometh** » Mon Apr 29, 2002 8:43 pm

Heyyy wait till I become Exalted before this happens. lol

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Mon Apr 29, 2002 8:56 pm

well, only 3 more posts.

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Apr 29, 2002 9:01 pm

I have a theory that when the board does implode, it will suck into negative space all those who have posted the most.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Apr 29, 2002 9:18 pm

I'm taking you with me, baldy!

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Mon Apr 29, 2002 9:31 pm

I have a theory that when the board does implode, it will suck into negative space all those who have posted the most

well, i guess that means that i'm ok.

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Apr 29, 2002 10:14 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
I'm taking you with me, baldy!

You and your entire Mounted Police can try, Canuck!

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Apr 29, 2002 10:50 pm

Originally posted by fable
I have a theory that when the board does implode, it will suck into negative space all those who have posted the most.

You mean this space is not the negative one? - Dang, I should have taken a left at the supermarked

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Apr 30, 2002 12:48 am

At the very end...

... COMM will always be there and reign supreme (even for a nanosecond)...

...and only through COMM led by Weasel would this catasrophe be averted...

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » Tue Apr 30, 2002 12:53 am

Originally posted by fable
I have a theory that when the board does implode, it will suck into negative space all those who have posted the most.

You realise that being one of the top ten means you're one of the first to go, right?

CM · Post by CM » Tue Apr 30, 2002 1:06 am

YEAH shut down the forum.
Excellent let it implode.
Good riddance!
Yup those will be my last words.
After that Buck will strike me down with a bolt of lightening!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Apr 30, 2002 2:36 am

I'll let my actions speak for themselves...

Just do a search on the actions of Eerhardt
So my last post would propably involve a hottub, filled with Electric Shine Stinger and SLURRing like there was no tomorrow...

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Apr 30, 2002 2:36 am

Originally posted by Witch King

So what would you want your last words to be?

"Nevermore."

No worries,

Beldin

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Apr 30, 2002 3:01 am

My last post would have the Doors The End playing in the background, with my last comment being "Bugger..."

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Tue Apr 30, 2002 3:40 am

LOL

You maniacs! You blew it up!!! Damn you! Goddamn you all to hell!!!

Something like that probably...(who knows from which movie this is?)