Who were you in your past life?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:20 pm

Who were you in your past life?
(I found this while searching for the genera of a certain fish species, how strange)

http://home.swipnet.se/fisk-info/life.html

I was:

Diagnosis (Diagnos):
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern North New Zealand approximately on 475.
Your profession was artist, magician, fortune teller.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Natural talent of psychologist, you knew how to use the opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your problem -- to learn to love and to trust Universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, develop inner wisdom.
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Now you remember? Nu minns du?

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:28 pm

Fascinating :

Diagnosis (Diagnos):
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Sumatra approximately on 1200.
Your profession was seaman, cook, carpenter.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Natural talent of psychologist, you knew how to use the opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your problem -- to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people.
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Now you remember? Nu minns du?
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WTH is Sumatra ??

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:29 pm

Diagnosis (Diagnos):

I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Northern England approximately on 1250.
Your profession was shepherd, horseman, forester.

Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage- man.

Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods.

Now you remember? Nu minns du?
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LOL

Where do people come up with this stuff? Apart from not believing in past lives, I find it almost impossible to believe that there were any female foresters in 1250, let alone garbage men of any sort. And as for that eco- rubbish, it couldn't be more wrong.
Brainwashing citizens in order to stop them littering is not in my plan for my next 60 years, I'm afraid

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:31 pm

Hmmm. It seems in my past life I was a librarian living in Borneo during the sixth century. Apparently I was seen as a wise idealist with possible precognitive abilities. So I should work on being nice to people as a result. I do so love introspection on my past lives.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:32 pm

I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Wales approximately on 1825.
Your profession was warrior, hunter, fisherman, executor of sacrifices.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
You always liked to travel, to investigate, could have been detective or spy.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to conquer jealousy and anger in yourself and then in those, who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret.

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See I would have been the Leader to Lead you all back from Spam.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:33 pm

Originally posted by KidD01
Fascinating :
WTH is Sumatra ??

Sumatra is one of the Indonesian islands, the second largest after Borneo

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:34 pm

Maybe Kid’s last incarnation was descended from my last incarnation?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:36 pm

All very interesting

I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Turkey approximately on 1675.
Your profession was designer, engineering, craftsman.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
You always liked to travel, to investigate, could have been detective or spy.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- development and expansion of your mental consciousness. Find good teacher, spend a part of your time and energy on his wisdom.

This is surely another one of those fantastic tests that uses a great deal of wisdom and observation and doesn't just rely on random factors

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:36 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Wales approximately on 1825.

Maybe you were Sleepy's great great great grandfather

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:38 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon

Maybe you were Sleepy's great great great grandfather

It's better than being Ubik's great great great great grandfather.

Right Mr. Sleep?

Turkey approximately on 1675.
Your profession was designer, engineering, craftsman.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:38 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon
Maybe you were Sleepy's great great great grandfather

That might explain the itching and need to extort every possible penny out of every person i know.....and there is also the whiskers!

@Weasel finding i am not a blood relative of Ubik has indeed made me happy, i can stop the regime now...

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:40 pm

Hey, Greece is further away from Turkey than Northern England is from Wales. Oh dear, my previous incarnation as a "shepherd" may have been very busy

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:54 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon
Sumatra is one of the Indonesian islands, the second largest after Borneo

I wonder what I'm doing there

but I love this part :

Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.

It suits me very well especially my personality

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:56 pm

I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern South New Zealand approximately on 1850.
Your profession was medic, surgeon, herbalist.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
You had mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Environment often misunderstood him, but respected his knowledge.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Magic is everywhere around you, in most usual, most ordinary incidents. Your lesson -- to learn magic and to help people to see it clearly. You are magician!

Doomed to eternal lives of the healthcare profession

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:58 pm

Originally posted by KidD01
I wonder what I'm doing there

Attempting to escape the descendants of a froggy librarian from 6 centuries before on a neighbouring island, no doubt

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 2:03 pm

Kamie, I think you're wrong since :

Your profession was seaman, cook, carpenter.

As a cook I'd probably know lots of recpe how to "COOK" froggies

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 2:07 pm

Originally posted by KidD01
As a cook I'd probably know lots of recpe how to "COOK" froggies

Can you give me an example?

I've always wondered how you guys make frog palatable...

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 2:11 pm

Kamie, sadly my cooking ability depleted in this new reincarnated body

(Let's just say I don't want to attract the ladies with my cooking ability

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C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 2:15 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon
Where do people come up with this stuff? Apart from not believing in past lives, I find it almost impossible to believe that there were any female foresters in 1250, let alone garbage men of any sort. And as for that eco- rubbish, it couldn't be more wrong.
Brainwashing citizens in order to stop them littering is not in my plan for my next 60 years, I'm afraid

LOL

Whoever wrote this must not know a lot about history. Did you note that I lived in NZ in 475? NZ was uninhabited until the 9th century AD

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 2:17 pm

I was an early 18th century dancing, singing, acting mexican with the mind of a scientist! (@fable I fought crime!

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and @Kid and Kam, you two are sick and fixated. You ought to forget about frogs, and especially the eating thereof. It comes into every single thread nowadays, and evidently it is linked to the fact that you were traumatized as children and both feel the need to express your masculinity through aggressiveness and territorialism. So shut it you sllaagggs! (

@Nips & Sleep)