The Smack Down Thread

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 12:37 pm

(Sitting in his Official War Room watching the TV Monitor, El Stinko Weaso tells his bodyguard Cleatus T to barr the door and get the escape hatch ready)

(El Stinko) "Cleatus this is one ugly day in SDT Wrestling history. Our paying customers are dead, but at least they paid at the door before coming in. Seems half the Wrestlers have severe head injuries and the Frog is running loose. I believe it's time to head to the next arena."

(Cleatus T) "Yea"

(El Stinko)" Well get busy Cleatus"

(Cleatus T) "Yea"

(El Stinko) "Cleatus that is what I like about you, your a man of few words.)

(Cleatus T) "Yea"

(On exiting El Stinko leaves a parting gift from ACME, incase someone decides to enter his War Room)

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 12:41 pm

LMAO @ El Stinko, I think it's an ACME "Ten Shooter"(TM)

BTW does Cleatus have Mr. Ts hairstyle too ??

Word · Post by **Word** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 12:42 pm

as the GIANT TURD lays upon the floor of the arena he slowly builds up his stink reserves preparing to destroy the frog with a single silent stinker

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 12:46 pm

Well gotta prepare my "Anti-radiation" suite before that Giant Tub of Lard explode

*KF puts down his expresso cup and starts wearing his specially designed "Anti-radiation" suit while humming "SMACKDOWN Hotel*

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:12 pm

A Message from SDT Agent Barbara B.

" Well folks this was one impressive PPV/Arena event. Most likely it will go down in history as it as well. Seeing as we, the SDT, destroyed El Stinko Weaso's Home town, we will have to wait at least twenty years before appearing here again, this being somewhat bad news, I have some good news, We (The SDT) made a killing here" (No pun intended)

"Once the feuding has calmed down enough for the SDT Trademark Wrestlers to get in their cars, the next town on the list is.....Anchorage, Alaska, home of the Fearsome Frog."

"In a late night interview (while he was flee the arena) with the President of SDT, El Stinko Weaso, he is quoted as saying:" "Due to time constrains, I was forced not to reveal my super moves, it takes time to run SDT and I sadly had my hands tied do just this."

"From this reporters view, I have to agree."

This section is for SDT ProWrestling Monthly.
(Here is a picture of El Stinko and Cleatus T fleeing in Cleatus T's car)

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:14 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
(El Stinko) "Cleatus this is one ugly day in SDT Wrestling history. Our paying customers are dead, but at least they paid at the door before coming in. Seems half the Wrestlers have severe head injuries and the Frog is running loose. I believe it's time to head to the next arena."

Sorry about the slaughter boss. But I warned them! Besides, we can always get new fans! At least I'll have the home field advantage next tournament!

Originally posted by Word
as the GIANT TURD lays upon the floor of the arena he slowly builds up his stink reserves preparing to destroy the frog with a single silent stinker

Ha! Do your worse Turd Boy! *As added security, the Fearsome Frog chemically sears his olfactory glands*

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:17 pm

C'mon, El Stinko Monami - as president you do have Chopper or limo than that ???

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:26 pm

@Fearsome, No problem, at least we got the money first.

@Kid Flash, My Jet is hide at an undisclosed airport, with this crew, I would advise keeping your Benz hide.

crazymancometh · Post by **crazymancometh** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:29 pm

Laying in wait in the parking area...Watches as Kermie exits the arena and hops in his limo.Crankz up my Hum-v and rams the limo over and over.As I am ramming it a Redneck appears in a monster truck and runs over the limo...cant make out the face as beer spews out of the window..Who was this mysterious person ???

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:42 pm

*Miraculously, the Fearsome Frog gets out of the smashed remains of his Limo unscathed*

"Wow the commercials were right! Seat belts do save lives!"

*Upon seeing the Man in the Yellow Hat in the hummer, the Fearsome Frog waves amiably before gleefully skipping off to the airport*

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:45 pm

Thanks for the advise Il Presidente, you know I never use Benz on tournament nights.....it's made specially for dating #### ###### only

(Oops, somebody filtered the name here

)

*KF tired of the uncontrolled situation, he charged up his powers and finally :

All building consumed by the flame, KF just walk thru the flames & disappears, and an echo sounds*

"Asobi wa owari da! Ikasu ka... tsumaru!" (Play time's over ! This will be enough to stop you!)

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:47 pm

LMAO

See why El Stinko left early.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:51 pm

No. Why?

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 1:58 pm

@Fearsome Frog : it's the way of El Stinko saying " Remember KF and tremble everytime you se the moon"

crazymancometh · Post by **crazymancometh** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 2:32 pm

Originally posted by Kayless
*Miraculously, the Fearsome Frog gets out of the smashed remains of his Limo unscathed*

"Wow the commercials were right! Seat belts do save lives!"

*Upon seeing the Man in the Yellow Hat in the hummer, the Fearsome Frog waves amiably before gleefully skipping off to the airport*

See you ion Anchorage Kermie and watcha gonna do when Crazymania and the Eskimo population runs WILDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD on you in alaska Brothaaaaaa

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 2:36 pm

*KF shadow appear on the hilltop, he smirks while Crazymania roaring like mad on the parking lot*

We'll just have to see, wait and see

crazymancometh · Post by **crazymancometh** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 2:52 pm

Originally posted by KidD01
*KF shadow appear on the hilltop, he smirks while Crazymania roaring like mad on the parking lot*

We'll just have to see, wait and see

Was KF the redneck in the monster truck???how did he get on top of that hill??

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 6:46 pm

Originally posted by Kayless
No. Why?

Lets just say, I heard loud motors in the distance. And I really expected one of them to be drove thru the ring.

(I sent Cleatus to check, but all he said when he came back was "Yea"

BTW I have arrived in town and will get Barbara B. to work on the Arena.

Word · Post by **Word** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 6:47 pm

the GIANT TURD slithers and bounces his way out of the arena preparing his stench for a match in alaska

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 6:55 pm

Barbara B. Reporting

"I have just talked with management of the Sullivan Arena and to our good fortune, they haven't heard of the events in Alabama. Seems we now have a new arena to wrestle in and we have book it till Thursday. "(Like it will stand that long

) "I had a clause put in relieving SDT of any damages that might happen."