The Smack Down Thread

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 8:06 am

Tammy stumbles to his feet, and to his shock see's Mr Blimpy lying after sustaining horrific injuries.

Watching the Fearsome Frog leave the arena, he mutters to himself.

This time its personal!!!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 8:33 am

Wow. You must be one tough hombre to survive having your head explode! (Do you have a mutant Healing Factor and it grew back or are now like the Headless Horseman?)

Heh, no hard feelings about the head exploding thing?

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 8:39 am

Actually a robotic wrestler, is that cheating?

As long as my core is intact, then I shall live long enough to exact revenge for my fallen comrade

Begins the slow but gruesome task of regenerating blown off parts.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 8:43 am

Oh yeah, I forgot about the robot part!

That actually makes a lot of sense on why you survived the head exploding. Too bad the organic wrestlers now have their brains smeared all over the arena.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 8:50 am

And I was so looking forward to finishing off Nipster and Thorin "British Style".

But nooo, you had to kill them all.

Hopefully they have sons who would carelessly try to finish off what their fathers started.

If that doesn't work, then its off to my laboratory to do some research on stem cells. Maybe I can regrow them back to their former selves.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 8:57 am

With the new Star Wars movie coming out I'm inspired to thinking we could just clone them all!

Who knows, they might even get some cool mutations they'll enjoy!

Let's hear it for the clones!

Word · Post by **Word** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 9:39 am

down from the hole in the ceiling waifs a revolting smell and out flops the GIANT TERD ready for action

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 9:49 am

Yeah, turd's don't have heads so I guess you're ok too.

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 10:13 am

Originally posted by Nippy
"AND THE WINNER BY SUBMISSION....NIPSTER!"

The crowd roars for Nipster and his trusty sidekick, Thorin!

First your hamster now your sidekick. Sheesh.

crazymancometh · Post by **crazymancometh** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 11:12 am

Originally posted by Kayless
Oh yeah, I forgot about the robot part! That actually makes a lot of sense on why you survived the head exploding. Too bad the organic wrestlers now have their brains smeared all over the arena.

Crazyman comes back from the bar next to the arena and see's the havoc Kermie has created....blood rushes to his head and he begins to shake.....

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 11:14 am

I CANNOT be destroyed!

From the depts of cyberspace,

meet.... Cyber Mod!!

*grabs The Fearsome Frog and puches a Heavy metal cd up his ass*

The Fearsome Frog starts headbanging against a wall (what's left of it anyway) untill he passes out.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 11:28 am

*Quickly regaining consciousness, the Fearsome Frog, being the resourceful lad he is, flexes his mighty rectal muscles and launches the CD Cyber Mod shoved up his ass right back at him! It soars through the air like a chakram, before slamming into Cyber Mod’s chest, overloading his mechanical systems and sending him flying clear out of the ring and into the newly assembled crowd (where a mob of Frog Groupies beat him into submission with giant novelty foam hands)*

"CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE FROG IS BURNING?!"

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 11:47 am

From out of the crowd a figure in black runs into the ring. Approaching the Fearsome Frog from behind, he taps him on the shoulder, spraying some srt of mist into the Frog's face, My God, it's shine! As the frog is suddenlly blinded, the stranger hoists him to his shoulder, delivering a sort of swinging DDT....oh lord....could it be? Yes, The Frog has tasted the dreaed Hangover. This can only mean that BS has come. My God, hpow did he get in here?

BS drops over the top rope, grabs the ring girls and heads to his limo, speeding away from the arena.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 11:47 am

*KF sip his expresso while loking at the aburd carnage on the ring* With this kinda tournament, I guess I should have listen to Mein Goddess suggestion to retire

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 11:54 am

*The Fearsome Frog staggers around for a moment before letting out a mighty bellow as he grows bigger, his muscles bulging and skin turning green, er, greener*

“I told you all before I was Drunken Master! Now my power has increased tenfold! Bring it on punks! You’ll smell what the Frog is burning... Because it’ll be your asses!! MUWHAHAHAHA!!!”

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 11:59 am

SIGH, kinda another episode of Incredible Hulk.....*KF sipz his expresso again*

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 12:13 pm

Damn straight.

Hey, want to see the new and improved Fearsome Frog?

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 12:28 pm

Froggy,.....meet Rocky "The People's Champ"...........

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 12:32 pm

Hey, I can do that eyebrow thing too! Well... I could if I had eyebrows anyway.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 12:36 pm

But can you sing "SMACKDOWN Hotel" like he does ??