The Smack Down Thread

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 9:48 am

*KidD takes notes on the remark* Hmmm...gotta check this with my boys

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 10:49 am

Originally posted by Kayless
*The Fearsome Frog nails Thorin with a Flying Orca maneuver for talking smack* CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE FROG IS BURNING NOW?!

But to Kayless's dismay the flying orca maneuever has no effect on GOD. Thorin rolls out of the ring, picks up a chair and slams it on Kayless's back.

crazymancometh · Post by **crazymancometh** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 11:21 am

Originally posted by Kayless
Ha! I mock you, silly crazyman pigdog! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield

But to Kayless's dismay the flying orca maneuever has no effect on GOD. Thorin rolls out of the ring, picks up a chair and slams it on Kayless's back.

And as Kermit lies writhing in PAIN The Crazy man cometh and plants the Famous Leg Drop upon him...Whatcha Gonna Do Kermie When CrazyMania Runs Wild On You Brotha

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 1:21 pm

ah, what a perfect thread for this
*shoots fireball at crazyman*

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 1:38 pm

Another SDT Update

SDT Trademark Crew,

*El Stinko Weaso: Out due to injury.
*Fearsome Frog: Soon to join El Stinko in retirement.
*Giant Terd: Next on the list to fight Sister PMS
*The Crazyman: Parts unknown
*Kid Foxxy: Possible team partner to the Giant Terd.
*Sister PMS: Possible World Champion of SDT.
*Revolting Blob: Unknown and Unknown.
*MAS. T.D.: The Toe-hold man.
*Tammy: Man of Trivial Mystery, partner of Mr. Blimpy.
*Mr. Blimpy: Bubbleman, partner of Tammy.
*THE MODERATOR: Unknown, might be partners with Kid Foxxy.
*GOD aka Thorin: A Mystery.

Guest: Nippy
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12 people have joined, meaning duh! 6 teams. So this gives us three matches.

(Plus the interference rule, which could cause real havoc.)

1. The Interference Rule: There are no rules.

crazymancometh · Post by **crazymancometh** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 1:52 pm

Originally posted by Aragorn Returns
ah, what a perfect thread for this
*shoots fireball at crazyman*

Crazyman ducks and the fireball zooms over his head and hits Kermie who had finally recovered from the legdrop...Crazyman turns to Aragon and RIPS his shirt off ....Whatcha gonna do Aragon brotha when crazymania and the crazymaniacs RUN WILD ON YOU

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 2:03 pm

Hey! Revolting Blob! Illegal use of Fireball! Get out of the ring!

*The Blob rants and raves and pushes the referee.*

"Oh! Thats it man! Your ass is mine!"

*Nippy lines up a big boot and plants it in the face. The Blob lies flat on his back, centre of the ring. The Nipster climbs to the top turnbuckle and drops the big elbow on him! Nippy counts the 3 himself!*

"1! 2! 3!" *Ding, ding, ding!*

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 2:31 pm

The Nipster strikes and doom awaits...

Well it seems Revolting Blob's undefeated record is at and end. And what a run it was, 0-1.

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 3:41 pm

you can't post what i do! that i'm here for, you guys suck, you cheat.
*shoots fireball at nippy*

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 3:56 pm

Originally posted by Aragorn Returns
you can't post what i do! that i'm here for, you guys suck, you cheat.
*shoots fireball at nippy*

LOL, *Nippy dodges fireball*

You're outta here!

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 4:14 pm

*Aragorn's fireball goes loose and into the crowds. People are screaming, demanding blood. *
lets give them a show.

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 4:15 pm

ha! that's my second hit with a fireball! sweet!
*shoots fireball at nippy*

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 4:24 pm

Hey Thorin, you fancy shutting this fool with the fireballs up? He nearly singed my hair last time...

*Nippy spears Blob*

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 4:26 pm

ouch, fine, i quit, you guys win.

i speared your mom all last night, so there

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 4:36 pm

"AND THE WINNER BY SUBMISSION....NIPSTER!"

The crowd roars for Nipster and his trusty sidekick, Thorin!

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 4:38 pm

ok, i lost once, but it wasn't fair, it was two on one. so who's my next opponent?

crazymancometh · Post by **crazymancometh** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 5:01 pm

Looks like The Nipster is climbing the ladder with a winning streak....Of course he's only pinning the errant fireball guy that set Kermie on fire.Watch out PMS you might have more to worry bout than my Legdrop.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 12:29 am

Whilst Nipster is enjoying his celebration. The cameras turn to inside the rooms. As they watch Tammy and Mr. Blimpy make their way to the centre ring, they bump into AR. He tells them what happens and they rush onto the centre ring.

Unaware to the rest of the crowd and the two victors, Tammy and Mr Blimpy sneak up behind Nipster and Thorin and with a quick sudden blow to the back of their heads. Knocks them out with the steel chairs which they cunningly snuck in...

The setting for a grudge match has been laid and anarchy prevails once again in the arena.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 6:37 am

Originally posted by Tamerlane
Whilst Nipster is enjoying his celebration. The cameras turn to inside the rooms. As they watch Tammy and Mr. Blimpy make their way to the centre ring, they bump into AR. He tells them what happens and they rush onto the centre ring.

Unaware to the rest of the crowd and the two victors, Tammy and Mr Blimpy sneak up behind Nipster and Thorin and with a quick sudden blow to the back of their heads. Knocks them out with the steel chairs which they cunningly snuck in...

The setting for a grudge match has been laid and anarchy prevails once again in the arena.

Your ass is mine punk! I'll kick your ass good and proper, British Style!

*Nippy readies dual knuckle dusters.*

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Apr 28, 2002 7:21 am

The moment you’ve all been waiting for… The Grand Finale!

*The Fearsome Frog, battered but resolute despite his numerous injuries, slowly gets to his feet*
Alright punks. I didn’t want to do this but you’ve forced my hand. Prepare to face… The Fantastic Froggish Funk Fist!
*The Fearsome Frog roars and begins to glow with incredible power (ala Dragon Ball Z) as he invokes the Infernal Forces of Disco to empower himself with their funky energies. Suddenly there is a bright flash of light as the Fearsome Frog cuts loose*

*The Frog's fly Disco Skillz (tm) mesmerize everyone in the arena and soon everyone can’t help but give into the funk*

*Unable to tolerate the incredible funktastic energies, the heads of everyone in the arena explode in a impressive pyrotechnic display.

Covered with the splattered brains of his defeated opponents, the Fearsome Frog slowly walks out of the arena and towards the approaching dawn. He quietly makes a solemn pledge to himself*
"Never again."
The End
*Run credits with disco beat playing in the background*
Thank you! I'll be here all week to sign autographs!