The Smack Down Thread

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:36 pm

Who wants to be my tagteam partner? The Fame! The Money! The Disgrace!

"Know your ROLE!"

"What'ca gony do when the Weasel comes for you"

Tagteam of the year I tell you...of the year.

Sign up now!!

1.State your wrestling name.
2.State your signature hold/move
3.State your Smack!

(Disclaimer, this offer is limited to the known earth only, you, meaning you, will pay for any training, travel, medical or tattoo cost. Since this is a fake sport, people of all ages are welcomed, Plus Women too. )

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:44 pm

I shall join you Weasel! I am the Fearsome Frog and our opponents will be crushed by my patented Flying Orca maneuver! Can you smell what the Frog is burning?

Word · Post by **Word** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 6:22 pm

I shall weasel I'm the Giant Terd behold as I crush opponents with the silent stinker oh Can you smell what the Giant Terd just released from his bum?
(Catchy isn't it)

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 7:03 pm

Hmm... Damn... This thread doesn't violate any rules...

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 7:09 pm

No no Aegis, Weasel is clearly discriminating against women through that post. he also has a porn link which he is editing right now. Catch him and close the thread, now!!!

Also Aegis i think he's trying to recreate the fish slapping tournament. Sue him!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 7:34 pm

*The Fearsome Frog nails Thorin with a Flying Orca maneuver for talking smack* CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE FROG IS BURNING NOW?!

Word · Post by **Word** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 7:59 pm

*The Giant Terd unleashes his deadly silent stinker*
Can you smell what the Giant Terd just released from his bum?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 8:08 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield
No no Aegis, Weasel is clearly discriminating against women through that post. he also has a porn link which he is editing right now. Catch him and close the thread, now!!!

Also Aegis i think he's trying to recreate the fish slapping tournament. Sue him!

Well, if he's trying to do that, then it should be Vehemence sueing him, not me.

Perhaps the Mysterious Fish Master should make an appearance as Weasel's rival...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 8:20 pm

" Now entering the ring, hailing from Bayou La Batre, Alabama, weighing in at 215 pounds......El Stinko Weaso"

The crowds cheer, the lights flash!!

The Madness has been unleased!!

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 8:25 pm

Aye, Weasel, I think you've been knocked out one too many times if you think they're cheering...

They're throwing tomatos.

crazymancometh · Post by **crazymancometh** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 10:03 pm

Why you should choose me...I mean after all I am The Crazyman....inventor of the three most boring moves in wrestling the body slam,the big boot and My Forever FAMOUS Legdrop....So whatcha gonna do brotha when Crazymania runs wild on you.

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 10:11 pm

hey hey, who listened to the jim rome smack off last friday? good stuff, lots of good smack, shoulda wrote it down. i was gonna make a smack of thread, but smack down is close enough. i guess i have no choice but to be the "revolting blob". and uh, you're all going down or something.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 10:47 pm

Originally posted by Gaxx_Firkraag
Aye, Weasel, I think you've been knocked out one too many times if you think they're cheering...

They're throwing tomatos.

Tomatos??? The crowd must think I'm under weight then.

"To the Loyal fans and supporters of El Stinko Weaso, my weight is just fine!! Throw money , perferably small unmarked bills."

Originally posted by crazymancometh
Why you should choose me...I mean after all I am The Crazyman....inventor of the three most boring moves in wrestling the body slam,the big boot and My Forever FAMOUS Legdrop....So whatcha gonna do brotha when Crazymania runs wild on you.

Could this be the team to beat?? El Stinko Weaso and Crazymania the Terror of 51 Countries, plus Montana

Get ready for the theme music!!

"can tell us what to do?
You think you can tell us what to wear?
You think that you're better?
Well you better get ready...
To bow to the masters...
BREAK IT DOWN"

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 5:07 am

Originally posted by Weasel
"To the Loyal fans and supporters of El Stinko Weaso, my weight is just fine!! Throw money , perferably small unmarked bills."

I thought we were suppose to be wrestlers, not strippers.

Though admittedly there are some disturbing correlations between the two professions (I wonder who makes more money).

It's a typical Weasel scheme. Lure innocent young men with the prospect of being professional wrestlers, then teach them to be Chip ‘n Dale’s dancers instead.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 9:57 am

DAMIT ! I'm late again

Weazzlo, you know I gotta hybernate for 1024 cycles. Well since I'm now soloing, I'm open for new tag partner

The name is Kid Foxxy, special moves :
Foxxy Sting
Ultra AlleyOop Smackmare
Repulsor Headbutt
Finisher : "The Most Electrifying Move on SYM" MEGA GIGA Hyperfast SLAM JAM

Intro Music : "Welcome to the Cookies Factory" by GunsNCookies

Victory Pose : The Appearance Go-go dancers on stage, while KF himself do the "I'm 2 sexy" dance

Word · Post by **Word** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 10:00 am

@Kid Foxxy i know you want to wark with the GIANT TERD

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 9:08 pm

I see there are no female wrestlers here, so I'll bite. (I had plenty of training growing up with 3 brothers, no sisters)

The name is: Sister PMS
She's got PMS and she's pissed so watch out!

She's wielding a +5 Stinging Hair Brush.

Intro music:
S--tlist by L7

when i get mad
and i get pissed
i grab my pen
and i write out a list
of all the people
that won't be missed
you've made my ****list
for all the ones
who bum me out
****list
for all the ones
who fill my head with doubt
****list
for all the squares who get me pissed
****list
you've made my ****list
****list
****list
when i get mad
and i get pissed
****list
i grab my pen
and write out a list
****list
of all you a-----es
who won't be missed
****list
you've made my ****list
****list
****list

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 9:12 pm

Hey, Fearsome Frog get in the ring and show Sister PMS something!!

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 9:16 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
Hey, Fearsome Frog get in the ring and show Sister PMS something!!

Yeah, Frog,
Bend over and take it like a ... Frog!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 9:19 pm

His plans not going to his liking, El Stinko Weaso begins to thinks he would be a better manager than a fighter.

"Go Frog GO!!!"