The Translucent Gypsy

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 3:40 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
My inner eye is unfortunately severely myoptic - may any of our more talanted fortune tellers reveal what my future holds?

I'll pay good money to anyone willing to say they see a handsome archaeologist in CE's future!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 3:41 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench
Are any more of you brave enough to predict the fates of your online cellmates? If so, don't hesitate to venture forth.

As long as i don't end up as Goo *cough* Fey *cough* then i will be happy.....what is there that you see in my future oh siren of the stats

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:28 pm

Re: Re: The Translucent Gypsy

Originally posted by Mr Sleep

As long as i don't end up as Goo *cough* Fey *cough* then i will be happy.....what is there that you see in my future oh siren of the stats

The mists swirl and reform generating vision upon vision. At first, nothing seems clear, but then.....in a sudden rush all becomes disclosed. Sleepy appears cozily ensconsed in a gently swinging hammock. the scene appears idyllic; palm trees rustle softly in the tropical breeze, an azure blue ocean laps uon the shore.....and a tall, well-chilled Pina Colada sits within easy reach of the drowsing form nestled in the hammock.......

But wait.......advancing upon the unsuspecting Sleep......are a group of marauding marines......and given the unusual warmth of the climate....they are not simply pantless.......

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:46 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
LOL

My inner eye is unfortunately severely myoptic - may any of our more talanted fortune tellers reveal what my future holds?

*Dragon Wench again consults her crystal ball. Strangely, it has taken on the appearance of a strobe light.......and a leopard skin -clad woman apears within the shimmering orb....... Is that....no it couldn't be...Yes, it is C Elegans. Proudly she strolls through her latest acquisition ... a trendy discotheque located in the heart of Amsterdam's red light district.

Her tour is not complete however.....until she forays into a small room situated far away from the flashing, neon lights.....As she opens the doors....we see numerous semi-comatose figures sprawled on couches and cushions. C. Elegans smiles proudly into this opium den of hers....for research purposes only, of course !

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:52 pm

@DW: LOL

Ack, the sacrifices one has to make for science

Are you sure you don't see a handsome, funny and sweet American archeologist somewhere on a mountain summit I will one day ascend?

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:54 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench

*Dragon Wench again consults her crystal ball. Strangely, it has taken on the appearance of a strobe light.......and a leopard skin -clad woman apears within the shimmering orb....... Is that....no it couldn't be...Yes, it is C Elegans. Proudly she strolls through her latest acquisition ... a trendy discotheque located in the heart of Amsterdam's red light district.

Her tour is not complete however.....until she forays into a small room situated far away from the flashing, neon lights.....As she opens the doors....we see numerous semi-comatose figures sprawled on couches and cushions. C. Elegans smiles proudly into this opium den of hers....for research purposes only, of course !

That is an image I could actually imagine.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:59 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
@DW: LOL Ack, the sacrifices one has to make for science Are you sure you don't see a handsome, funny and sweet American archeologist somewhere on a mountain summit I will one day ascend?

I think there might have been one slumbering in your opium den.....he was probably the one dreaming about naked nymphs.....

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 5:05 pm

How Fortunate the Fortune Teller?

The clouds continue to befuddle Gwalchmai. He stumbles around searching for something solid that would ground him. He finds it with his forehead and is knocked senseless and sprawling. Soon the images flood his brain and he tells of them....

Dragon Wench pushes the glasses up on her nose - she doesn't need them, she only wears them for the style and the image. A stray strand of long blond hair falls in front of her face. Absently, she tucks the strand behind her ear and glances out the window of her office. College students hurry across the green grass of the campus or sit lazily under trees with open books. With a happy sigh, she turns back to the paper she is grading, an essay entitled "Female Empowerment Through History: or Why We Rule the World." She smiles and thinks that she may finally be getting through to them...

Soon there is a knock on her door. In walks her teaching assistant, a young graduate student with powerful shoulders and a boyish grin. “Good,” she thinks to herself, “I could use a distraction right now.” Out loud she says, “Ah, Sven. I’m glad you are here. I seem to have dropped my pencil under the desk. Be a Dear, and fetch it for me?”

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 6:05 pm

lol@Gwally

Now there's a pleasant image to take to my dreams

!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 6:26 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench
As you enter, the heavy scent of incense assaults your nostrils, and as your eyes adjust to the dim light ethereal music drifts down, greeting you in its warm embrace. Large cushions are scattered around the tent's circumference, and candles flicker casting sinuous, dancing shadows against the walls.

A beguiling, husky voice reaches out....offering a vision of the future.

Yes, you guessed it Welcome to SYM's tent of fortunes, a place where destiny can be revealed. All it requires is a clear eye and concentration to be able to perceive what might await your fellow symers.

To begin I will share what I see for

Alright hit me with your best shot Cleo.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 6:27 pm

Besides a lot of singed Weasel fur??

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 6:36 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
Besides a lot of singed Weasel fur??

Yes besides that.

Maybe Ms. Cleo can give me the winning lotto ticket number at the local bingo/marriage hall. (The pot is now at $7.34, I must win it this time)

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 6:41 pm

Re: Re: The Translucent Gypsy

Originally posted by Weasel

Alright hit me with your best shot Cleo.

The clouds in the crystal ball part to reveal.......a ravishingly debonair guerilla leader......weilding, not a weapon, but what appears to be an ancient tome.

"Hear my words of wisdom," he pronounces to the assembled crowd of devoted onlookers.

Indeed, it is Weasel.......lifted far beyond his humble origins of a lowly Communicator.........he has become exalted prophet to hungry masses. Yearning for knowledge they come from afar to learn his arcane secrets......Being eager to share of himself.....each sermon is not so much a lecture as it is an entry into the realms of ecstatic experience.

At least....that is what he writes in his personal memoirs.....his followers might offer a different rendition of events.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 6:47 pm

I have to say, I liked that a lot.

(Close ears to stop the down pour of complaint to come)

CM · Post by CM » Thu Apr 25, 2002 1:28 am

So what see you in my future...

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 1:30 am

and mine! pleeeeease!

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 1:30 am

A hug from a dark flame

CM · Post by CM » Thu Apr 25, 2002 1:38 am

Originally posted by Tamerlane
A hug from a dark flame

You better be talking to aragon!!

Takes out his Death to Darkflames long sword +5, 100% darkflame resistant.
Also kills annoying like aussies as well!!

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 1:41 am

Ahh, yes

The cold hard truth often hurts...

Flee's at the sign of danger

CM · Post by CM » Thu Apr 25, 2002 1:44 am

Hey come back here...you aren't getting away so easy!!!

*runs after tam*