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Advanced Maths ? Live life at 118% ?

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Advanced Maths ? Live life at 118% ?

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more than 100%

Does 110% exist? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving
more than 100%? Or giving it 110%. We have all been to those meetings
where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here is a little
math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%? If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W Y
Z
is represented as 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22
23 24 25 26,
then

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
but,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
and

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bull**** will put you over the top.

And now look how far

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will take you!


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That's an interesting way to look at things. :)

Wish I had done more to achieve 118%. :p
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yeah, well, since

L A Z I N E S S
12+1+26+9+14+5+19+19=100%
i'm happy

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sorry about the double post, but...

P R O C R A S T I N A T I O N
16+18+15+3+18+1+19+20+9+14+1+15+14=163%!
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Re: sorry about the double post, but...
Originally posted by Robnark
P R O C R A S T I N A T I O N
16+18+15+3+18+1+19+20+9+14+1+15+14=163%!
Uhm.... not wanting to sound dumb or something but... what does that mean? :confused:
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Re: Re: sorry about the double post, but...
Originally posted by Rob-hin


Uhm.... not wanting to sound dumb or something but... what does that mean? :confused:
Procrastination:

1. The act of procrastinating, postponing what one should be doing.

2. Slowness as a consequence of not getting round to it.

Synonyms

1. Cunctation

2. Shillyshally

3. Dilatoriness
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@Baldursgate Fan: your response should have been:

"I'll tell you tomorrow."
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Re: Re: sorry about the double post, but...
Originally posted by Rob-hin


Uhm.... not wanting to sound dumb or something but... what does that mean? :confused:
I answer in Dutch

Rob-hin i belive it means something like "uitstellen"
But I could be wrong
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Originally posted by HighLordDave
@Baldursgate Fan: your response should have been:

"I'll tell you tomorrow."
LOL :)

@Stilgar

You can teach me something in Dutch here.

Procrastinating = neiging tot uitstellen

I wonder if it's right.

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Originally posted by Baldursgate Fan

@Stilgar

You can teach me something in Dutch here.
Procrastinating = neiging tot uitstellen
I wonder if it's right.

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You're from singapore and you speak Dutch?
Or have u used a translator?

And "neiging tot uitstelling" is right (I think)
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Originally posted by Stilgar


You're from singapore and you speak Dutch?
Or have u used a translator?

And "neiging tot uitstelling" is right (I think)
I subscribe to the "New In Chess" magazine, which is Dutch, and I picked up a bit of the language when I was studying German at the local Goethe Institute. :)

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Speaking German is almost the same as Dutch.
Speaking good German is a hell.

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Originally posted by Baldursgate Fan


I subscribe to the "New In Chess" magazine, which is Dutch, and I picked up a bit of the language when I was studying German at the local Goethe Institute. :)
...And he's probably the grandson of Max Euwe. ;)
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Originally posted by fable


...And he's probably the grandson of Max Euwe. ;)
Ok, here comes another stupid question.

From who????
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Originally posted by Stilgar
Speaking German is almost the same as Dutch.
Speaking good German is a hell.
You think German and Dutch are very similar? Can't say I do, except in the grammar. Pronunciation and the way the languages are used in writing and conversation seem very different to me. Literary German is (well, IMO) highly involuted, while Dutch, even in literature, seems pretty laidback--often a series of strung-together prepositional phrases. ;) I mean no insult to anybody. I read German fairly well, and I once aided in the translation (back in the 1970s) of a published Dutch monograph on the cancer risks of smoking. Not exactly wide exposure, I admit, but I use it as an example. I once read it decently.
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On the other hand, I hardly speak any German, but when i German speaks very slow to me, i can translate 90% of what he's saying.
Same goes the other way arround.

Only the huge problem with German is the eeeeh how do you say.
Well I try to explain.

the word "the" is differnt in German for male/female/nosex words.
And then also different in different sentences.

That makes the German language rather difficult (but alot of people will say the same about Dutch)
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Originally posted by fable


You think German and Dutch are very similar? Can't say I do, except in the grammar. Pronunciation and the way the languages are used in writing and conversation seem very different to me. Literary German is (well, IMO) highly involuted, while Dutch, even in literature, seems pretty laidback--often a series of strung-together prepositional phrases. ;) I mean no insult to anybody. I read German fairly well, and I once aided in the translation (back in the 1970s) of a published Dutch monograph on the cancer risks of smoking. Not exactly wide exposure, I admit, but I use it as an example. I once read it decently.
But maybe you're right i don;t like the dutch language that much. But I don;t like German either, i think it's a real ugly language, i can;t realy explain why.

I think English is a great language, it has more words (that's true for some English words i can't think of a normal dutch word) and it's prenounched (i think i misspelled thisone) better then Dutch (or German)
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Originally posted by Stilgar
On the other hand, I hardly speak any German, but when i German speaks very slow to me, i can translate 90% of what he's saying.
Same goes the other way arround.

Only the huge problem with German is the eeeeh how do you say.
Well I try to explain.

the word "the" is differnt in German for male/female/nosex words.
And then also different in different sentences.

That makes the German language rather difficult (but alot of people will say the same about Dutch)
Perhaps it's best to hear it from a Dutchman - my boss; he was the one who encouraged me to take up German. :)

I once asked him how he would rank the major European languages in ascending difficulty. He said the English language is the easiest to master, followed by French, Spanish, German and Dutch. He himself speaks all these languages fluently.

Since I speak and write passable English and French, I asked him if I could master Dutch too. He gave me a long look and hinted politely that I should pick up German first! And that's how it came to pass. ;)

You think German and Dutch are very similar? Can't say I do, except in the grammar. Pronunciation and the way the languages are used in writing and conversation seem very different to me.


Got it in one. It's just like Chinese dialects; sound the same but very distinct from one another. And I will be damned if I can speak Shanghainese!

For instance, the word "procrastinating" would translate into "zögernd" in German. Something like that. Very different from Dutch.
...and he's probably the grandson of Max Euwe.


Max Euwe was a fine World Chess Champion and a true gentleman; I am not worthy to be his grandson. :p ;)

I read his biography from cover to cover - nice.

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Originally posted by Stilgar

the word "the" is differnt in German for male/female/nosex words.
And then also different in different sentences.
The "article" -

Der - the (he)
Die - the (she)
Das - the (it)
Des - its

As a german speking person I find it quite easy to understand dutch if its spoken slowly or if I read it...and if the dutchman in question is sober...We get a lot of drunken ones in the holiday seasons each year. ;) :D

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Originally posted by Baldursgate Fan


ABN Amro Bank. It's one of the few banks in the world with that credit rating.

Cheers. :)
And the third A?
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