Ned's discriminatory hall of incessant belittling

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 5:50 am

Rolling Thunder (TM) - The Mobile Party Thread

Yeah man, SLURR as much as you like, we've the ultimate gateCRASHER vehicle and are determined to party till we fall over !

**falls over**

**gets up**

**drinks more**

NO WORRIES !

Beldin

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 5:53 am

Re: Re: Re: Re: Rolling Thunder (TM) - The Mobile Party Thread

Originally posted by Kameleon

Well thanks for the compliment, but aren't we meant to be belittling each other here

OK, remember, you asked for it, you twit....**throws a tomato at Kameleon**

**SPLAT**

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 5:53 am

Look, I was wondering, would it be possible to pour all the ingredients down first, then swallow the electrodes? We could all be hooked up to the stuff, saves time in drinking and swallowing and stuff.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 5:55 am

Originally posted by Kameleon
Look, I was wondering, would it be possible to pour all the ingredients down first, then swallow the electrodes? We could all be hooked up to the stuff, saves time in drinking and swallowing and stuff.

Just try it, and tell me if it's worth the pain of swallowing the electrodes...

or shall I shove them up your ' s ???

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 5:55 am

Originally posted by Kameleon
Look, I was wondering, would it be possible to pour all the ingredients down first, then swallow the electrodes? We could all be hooked up to the stuff, saves time in drinking and swallowing and stuff.

Well, if AN was around you could skip swallowing the electrodes alltogether: he turns into this ElectroSLURRer once he's downed a Stinger...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 6:21 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** unhooks the firehose and connects the hottub with E.S.S. to the still ** Let's see them try to SLURR that baby empty! ** lines up E.S.S. and E.C.h.C. on the bar **

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 6:28 am

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Eerhardt
** lines up E.S.S. and E.C.h.C. on the bar **

OK, I'll bite. E.C.H.C is...???

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 6:54 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** explains Kameleon how the E.C.h.C. or Electrified Composite headbanger C0cktail was first created by Beldin by mixing various ingredients and subsequently frying the mix with electricity, which in turn was inspired by B.S.'s shock treatment experiments in Ned's springfield cartel ** Want to try one? ** hands Kameleon an E.C.h.C. ** And in case you're wondering: the E.S.S. stands for Electric Shine Stinger; the electric drink which preceeded the E.C.h.C. and is a mix of Ned's shine, secret ingredients to my own family recipe and electrical currents.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 7:14 am

the actions of Eerhardt

On a different note... there's also a pooltable inside the Rolling Thunder (TM)

** after serving the drinks, feels a bit thirsty himself and starts SLURRing his way down one of the horse-sized pints of beer **

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 7:55 am

Re: Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Kameleon

OK, I'll bite. E.C.H.C is...???

I often wonder how many people have regretted saying that...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 7:59 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** stops SLURRing for a moment, serves Aegis an E.C.h.C. and continues SLURRing down his horse-sized pint of beer ** Enjoy, Aegis, just the stuff for a crazy canuck like you

. Ever tried getting Buzzy to drink E.C.h.C.?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 8:06 am

Buzzy would probably never get over his hangover if he had that stuff...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 8:09 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** starts filling another horse-sized pint of beer **
I bet he gets even more cranky without shine or its derivatives...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 8:10 am

Only if he wakes up...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 9:26 am

You seem to know a lot about Buzzy's morning attitude Aegis, wake up next to each other often?

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 10:18 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
You seem to know a lot about Buzzy's morning attitude Aegis, wake up next to each other often?

You're wrong here BS - Aegis has a beaver fetish - not bears !

No worries,

Beldin

**downs his last pint and heads for Rolling Thunders (tm) shower**

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 10:26 am

Business went through the roof

OMG!!!!

Wha' happened. I left on friday and the tavern was on page 9. I return monday with fifteen pages to read. I'm guessing Beldin and Eerhardt moved their cots from the cartel to the new hall.

Anyone care to fill me in on what's going on in MY establishment.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 10:37 am

Well, me and Fas belittled each other for several pages, then Beldin and Eerhardt moved in and have been quietly drinking themselves into a stupor. All's quiet for now.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 10:39 am

Re: Business went through the roof

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

Anyone care to fill me in on what's going on in MY establishment.

Hi, Ex-Boss !

Read all from here.

The rest you can find in the link of Eerhardts and my sig...

No worries,

I'm off now!

Beldin

**disappears in a puff of smoke**

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 12:23 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
You seem to know a lot about Buzzy's morning attitude Aegis, wake up next to each other often?

Well, I am his "owner"