The Osbournes

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 6:04 pm

Crazy...well that's how it goes...

Anyone out there watching this ridiculous new show. I can't say it's good but it's great television, funny and stupid. 30 minutes of inane amusement leaving you wondering how this got made in the first place. Man, Ozzy's looking frail.

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 6:07 pm

i've seen it many times. i think it's funny how much they swear, half of the show is just beeps!

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 6:15 pm

I (bleep)ing love the (bleep)ing Osbournes! It (bleep)ing rocks!! That Ozzy is one wild, burned out (bleep)ard. Man, I feel sorry for that (bleep). I think that he did to much (bleep)ing dope and drank way too (bleep)ing much that he fried his (bleep).

His wife is one cute girl. She's like the only (bleep)ing adult in the (bleep)ing house. I can't (bleep)ing believe that they've been together for, like, 30 (bleep)ing years! If I'd been married to Ozzy, I'd probably have either killed the (bleep)ard or (bleep)ed his (bleep).

That son of his is one spoiled (bleep). If he were my kid, I'd put a (bleep)ing end to his (bleep)ing partying and going out until (bleep)ing 2 a.m. and put my (bleep)ing foot up his (bleep).

That show is just some (bleep)ed up (bleep).

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 6:24 pm

what is a (bleep)ard? i don't think i've heard that one on the show.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 7:03 pm

I believe it's a bleep for bastard, which is strange because bastard isn't something that is usually bleeped. Even Game Banshee's filters don't edit it out.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 7:05 pm

HLD put it best. Here's to the mother (bleep)ing prince of darkness.

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 7:25 pm

ah, bastard, i thought it was some strange suffix to some strange profanity.

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 7:46 pm

First off: I own no TV - so I can't comment on the show. That said, I have read a few reviews of it, and it sounds absolutely hilarious.

I think some of those old rockers have some of the funniest damn personalities - just think of everything they have done and seen

that can contribute to a unique outlook and sense of humor.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:45 am

Originally posted by Aragorn Returns
what is a (bleep)ard?

Kayless is right as to what it really means, but it's also a reference to L. Ron Hubbard's Mission: Earth decalogy where he used (bleep) and it's various forms: (bleep)ing, (bleep)ard, (bleep)hole, (bleep)er, etc. in the place of not-so-nice-words-that-will-get-your-posts-deleted-and-your-user-ID-banned.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:47 am

@HLD, I thought being on the (bleep)ing film crew of the (bleep)ing Osbournes would've been your (bleep)ity (bleep)ed (bleep)ing dream vocation.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:59 am

No, Ozzy is one (bleep)ed-up, washed-out mutha(bleep)er. Instead of the Prince of Darkness from the glory days of Black Sabbath, I just see another old guy who should have quit while he was still on top.

I'd rather be on the film crew for something like Babewatch 10, Flashpoint 2 or Blondage 3.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 8:52 am

And I thought we were supposed to keep our dream vocations away from the adult entertainment industry because as males, if we had our choice, would we be anywhere else. D'oh!

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 9:11 am

Ah, another new show that will come on television here (The Netherlands) in about a year or two.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 9:17 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
And I thought we were supposed to keep our dream vocations away from the adult entertainment industry

That's only on Mr Sleep's thread.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 9:20 am

by HLD
That's only on Mr Sleep's thread.

An excellent point, sir. To further strengthen the argument, allow me to point out that pork is once again a verb.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 9:47 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
allow me to point out that pork is once again a verb.

What about "goose"? Or is that still just Maverick's sidekick?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Sun Jun 02, 2002 4:18 pm

Originally posted by HighLordDave

No, Ozzy is one (bleep)ed-up, washed-out mutha(bleep)er. Instead of the Prince of Darkness from the glory days of Black Sabbath, I just see another old guy who should have quit while he was still on top.

Oh my!! I have just seen the first two episodes!

what a sad dysfunctional family indeed

I actually sympathised with Ozzy to be honest - I would want to be out of my head too with all those dogs and cats using the house as a litter tray, and those brats of kids cursing and swearing as they do. As for his wife, she comes across crazier than he is

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Sun Jun 02, 2002 9:50 pm

Originally posted by Yshania

Oh my!! I have just seen the first two episodes! what a sad dysfunctional family indeed I actually sympathised with Ozzy to be honest - I would want to be out of my head too with all those dogs and cats using the house as a litter tray, and those brats of kids cursing and swearing as they do. As for his wife, she comes across crazier than he is

I downloaded the second one, and it is really sad to see hm that way. I mean he is not weird like he was in the 70's and 80's, he's just lacking a few brain cells from everything he did then.

It was a bit surprising though to see Elija Wood and his Mrs. drop by.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon Jun 03, 2002 12:40 am

*sigh*

Its only a matter of time before this show hits our shores...

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 03, 2002 12:51 am

We've already got S Club 7 on TV, you'd think the government would have learnt something from that...