Ned's discriminatory hall of incessant belittling

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:19 am

Well, in a previous life, I was Keith Richards. Oh wait, he's not dead yet. What a pickle I'm in now. No wonder he's looked like that for so long.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:21 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Well, in a previous life, I was Keith Richards. Oh wait, he's not dead yet. What a pickle I'm in now. No wonder he's looked like that for so long.

GOTCHA !

You've just confessed of being an alter ego of Keith Richards...

MOD's - DELETE HIM !!

No worries,

Beldin

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:23 am

Sorry, the mods just don't want to know about two smelly hairy guys cuffed together and covered in rank marinara sauce.

Reload!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:24 am

Beldin, bring out the chainsaw and get me out of these cuffs, will you? ** downs a Stinger ** Isn't cuffing people against one of the rules?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:26 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Sorry, the mods just don't want to know about two smelly hairy guys cuffed together and covered in rank marinara sauce.

Reload!

No, I guess not... otherwise you would have been history a long time ago!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:30 am

Eerhardt, you get it.

That's it. You get it. Look at the grunt's aim now. He's off. Keep it going.

**gives Eerhardt the enchanted beer hat and throws grunty another sack of tomatoes**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:33 am

Ned, I can see where this is heading, and it's going to look a lot like that place in Italy or in Spain...

! Bring it on, Grunty! This place will be a mess by the end of the day! ** soon, all hell breaks loose and the bar is covered in tomato sauce but Eerhardt himself refrains from throwing tomatoes, on Ned's request ** I think I'll have another beer, please ** uses the enchanted beer hat to conjure up another pint of Guinness **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:36 am

**bites through the cuffs on Eerhardts wrists with his enhanced teeth

**

You're free, mate, go and get him.....or go and get The Duck...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:36 am

I'm jsut curious how British, and good chef got somehow attached to each other...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:41 am

Thanks for freeing me, mate! ** downs another Electric Shine Stinger while dodging Grunty's salvo of rotten tomatoes and prepares another Stinger for Beldin between 2 salvo's ** Here you go, Beldin, no need to worry about Grumpy over there!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:48 am

Beldin:

**reclines in a chair, lazily catches a tomato, squeezes it into his drink, downs the drink, burps**

Hey Grunty ! You couldn't hit a barn at 10 feet - even if it was tied down for you...

**takes the electric shine stinger from Eerhardt and waits till the words of Gruntys reply make their loooooong journey from the - ahem - brain - to his mouth**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:50 am

Nice one, Beldin: put that in a pipe and smoke it, Grunty!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:52 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt
Nice one, Beldin: put that in a pipe and smoke it, Grunty!

Careful... I feel the heat rising...

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:53 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt
put that in a pipe and smoke it, Grunty!

...but don't start to cough

Smoking is for MEN only..., GruntBOY...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:54 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt

No, I guess not... otherwise you would have been history a long time ago!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:54 am

Originally posted by Aegis
Careful... I feel the heat rising...

** Catches another tomato in midflight and squeezes it into his drink ** It's all in jest, Aegis: no worries

copyright@Beldin. Besides, if Grunty can't stand the heat...
@Ned: how're we doing?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:56 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt

** Catches another tomato in midflight and squeezes it into his drink ** It's all in jest, Aegis: no worries copyright@Beldin. Besides, if Grunty can't stand the heat...

It's not Grunty I'm worried about...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 8:01 am

Originally posted by Beldin

...but don't start to cough Smoking is for MEN only..., GruntBOY...

Oh yeah, all those old geezers who get lung cancer and die. I see lots of guys like you pass through where I work. You don't see them around for long.

Oh no, he's taking my name literally. Woe is me, I hadn't realised I'd set myself up for that one, not in all my years of online Q2 gaming and posting here. Help.

And doobies too?! Heavens. Never smoked one of those before. That's soooooo bad and hard and clever and manly.

A sarcasm detector, *that's* a really useful invention.

Gruntboy reverses the flow on the tomato-nator, shoves it up Beldin's @$$ and sucks his brains out (doesn't take long). Reversing the flow, he blows the brains all over Meekhart, who whimpers like the lackey he is at the shock of so much (relatively) grey matter, crumpled in feotal position and covered in brainy goo.

Downing the Guinness, Gruntboy strides out victoriously.

"Ned, smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast."

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 8:07 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy

Downing the Guinness, Gruntboy strides out victoriously.

..and is promptly run over by a big black MACK truck with a white rubber duck on the hood...

THAT's what you get for not looking both sides before crossing the street, kids !

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 8:11 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Gruntboy reverses the flow on the tomato-nator, shoves it up Beldin's @$$ and sucks his brains out (doesn't take long). Reversing the flow, he blows the brains all over Meekhart, who whimpers like the lackey he is at the shock of so much (relatively) grey matter, crumpled in feotal position and covered in brainy goo.

** Puts his head out of the truck window and looks at the puddle of goo ** Since Grunty's aim is off, I wonder who that was...