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Best recipie for roasted hamsters

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Best recipie for roasted hamsters

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Being as I get some kind of sadistic twisted amusement out of it,I want to hear your recipies for the best hamster tasty treat meal, for people who do not like hamsters, we also accept cute fuzzy bunnies, are also not to bad with frogs(or chameleons), there is even the weasel tartar, which is available, but will have to wait until a weasel arrives.

AN goes out sets weasel trap, there next time a weasel arrives you will all share the delightfuly exotic taste of weasel tartar.

But in any case, I have decided to start a restraunt for the delightful gourmand, and would appreciate some tasteful or not so tastful recipies, will need some of the best tasting beer, hopefully Ned and BS will agree to donate some, in exchange for a share of the profits of course.

AN goes out sets bunny trap, puts nice juicy carrot, steps back the trap snap shut.

Whoa that was fast, roast bunny anyone?

:D :D
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Post by Aragorn Returns »

what about dragon recipes?
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If you can catch it we will cook it, of course you got to catch me first.

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Post by Kayless »

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
are also not to bad with frogs
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You know I am thinking about serving Chinese, roast dog anyone? :D
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ya, we could roast weasel's weenie dog.
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Post by Aegis »

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
You know I am thinking about serving Chinese, roast dog anyone? :D
I thought it was cat they served... :D
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hey, we could have weasel's, weenie (dog), and aegis's ****y (cat)
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hmmmm, i guess they don't like ****ie cats in this forum, (at maybe it was just aegis)
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Originally posted by Aegis
I thought it was cat they served... :D
I think they serve both.
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so i guess nobody wants to roast weasel's weenie or aegis's beaver.
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Post by ThorinOakensfield »

Well i know some recipes for kobold. Don't know much for hamsters.
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Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield
Well i know some recipes for kobold. Don't know much for hamsters.
Well, one would not expect a hamster to know many recipes for cooking hamsters. ;)
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My Weenie Dogs name is....Precious!

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Post by ThorinOakensfield »

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn


Well, one would not expect a hamster to know many recipes for cooking hamsters. ;)
Ofcourse and after those close calls with Georgi wanting to eat me.
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Re: My Weenie Dogs name is....Precious!
Originally posted by Weasel
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Good call. I think I'll join you in that decision. :D
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Post by Obsidian »

looks like Aegis and Weasel couldn't resist the urge to spam...

Where's minsc when you need him.

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Originally posted by Obsidian
looks like Aegis and Weasel couldn't resist the urge to spam...

Where's minsc when you need him.

"I smell a den of STINKING eveeel. Cover your nose Boo"
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Smells like spam to me! :D
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i thought you opted to stay out of this discussion aegis
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Post by Tamerlane »

You what did you expect from Aegis, always wanting to spam everywhere. :p ;)

As for roasted hamsters, well I've never roasted a hamster let alone caught one. Plus I have no intention of witnessing a vengeful Georgi on the prowl. :D :p
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