The unbearable pain of stupidity.

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 2:23 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
You would only get reprimanded if you insulted me. As most of us know, to insult me, or at least hurt my feelings, it takes a lot.

So you're saying we should try harder?

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 2:30 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
You would only get reprimanded if you insulted me. As most of us know, to insult me, or at least hurt my feelings, it takes a lot.

So you're saying I can insult everyone else, just not YOU?! What kind of logic is that??
No, no. Worried I was carrying the *ahem* sex talk too far. One never knows.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 2:37 pm

@Viv,

I can't believe you missed the literature section during your visit to sex world.

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 2:41 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
@Viv,

I can't believe you missed the literature section during your visit to sex world.

yeah, its somewhere between "does not" and "exist".
(A pretty weak reply, I know)

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 2:42 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
@Viv,

I can't believe you missed the literature section during your visit to sex world.

Rofl

I've never been to sex world, but I've seen the commercials.

It's on late at night with that horrible car commerical. You know, the one with the guy in the cowboy hat and cheerleaders and bad rap music.

No, I went to a little one off of *tries to remember* Portland.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 2:43 pm

Originally posted by Morlock

yeah, its somewhere between "does not" and "exist".
(A pretty weak reply, I know)

Neds scamming me? *sighs*

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 2:48 pm

Just because Morlock's too young to enter such establishments pawning off such elaborate literature, don't feel you're being scammed.

btw, I know the commercials you're referring to. LOL

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 2:53 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Just because Morlock's too young to enter such establishments pawning off such elaborate literature, don't feel you're being scammed.

btw, I know the commercials you're referring to. LOL

Yep. There's that one. The pawn shop. Sex world. And that odd commerical about fixing up your cars so they bounce?? Didn't understand, so I figured I wasn't the target market they were aiming for

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 2:54 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Just because Morlock's too young to enter such establishments pawning off such elaborate literature, don't feel you're being scammed.

Excuse me? too young? I put the F in .... no that won't be accepted here, lets just say I am sex educated.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 3:02 pm

Jeez Viv. How has that horrible Nellie Olson been treating you lately?

Actually, other than the classics (de Sade’s works, Lady Chatterly, Emmanuel, et al.) I’m not familiar with novels that would be considered pornographic either. Short stories are another matter… they are all over the web and usenet. I even have an acquaintance that writes them.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 3:10 pm

Originally posted by Waverly
Jeez Viv. How has that horrible Nellie Olson been treating you lately?

Is this something else that I'm supposed to know?? *looks very long and very hard at the sentence*

Nellie Olson is from 'Little house on the Prairie', but I can't think of ANY sex connection? *gives up*

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 3:15 pm

Originally posted by Vivien
Nellie Olson is from 'Little house on the Prairie', but I can't think of ANY sex connection?

Exactly

BTW: it's near 80 degrees here, and exercise was not fun given my... um condition.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 3:15 pm

Not so funny anymore....

Originally posted by Waverly

You really, really, do not want to know.

*hug*

I would strongly recommend a good moisturizer and loufah!

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 3:20 pm

Re: Not so funny anymore....

Originally posted by Yshania

*hug* I would strongly recommend a good moisturizer and loufah!

I accept

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 3:25 pm

pulls out the baby lotion

If this is a play for affection, you could have spared us the graphics

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 3:28 pm

Re: pulls out the baby lotion

Originally posted by Yshania
If this is a play for affection, you could have spared us the graphics

LOL!!!!

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 3:37 pm

Tsk, tsk ladies. I don't troll for affection. And given my ego, do you really think I'd make up a story like this?

I think we all should take a nice warm bath together, pass around the moisturizer, and drink wine.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 3:43 pm

Originally posted by Waverly
Tsk, tsk ladies. I don't troll for affection. And given my ego, do you really think I'd make up a story like this?

I think we all should take a nice warm bath together, pass around the moisturizer, and drink wine.

*perks up at the thought of wine*

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 3:49 pm

Originally posted by Vivien

*perks up at the thought of wine*

Wankerly is just a side effect, eh Viv?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 3:51 pm

Accepts he is not Fas....BUT!

Originally posted by Waverly

Tsk, tsk ladies. I don't troll for affection. And given my ego, do you really think I'd make up a story like this?

I think we all should take a nice warm bath together, pass around the moisturizer, and drink wine.

LMAO!

Making it up and posting it are two very different - and possibly mood dependent - ideas!

Do you like incense? candles?

*accepts glass of wine gratefully*