The unbearable pain of stupidity.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:40 pm

Originally posted by VoodooDali
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P.S.--You used two razors? One electric and one regular? At the same time? [/b]

Yep, a Lady Gilette and an Epilady!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:44 pm

Originally posted by McBane

Viv, let my eyes be your mirror, and you most assuredly will see no flaws.

Hmmmm, is this too over the top???

It's never too much!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:49 pm

by McBane
Viv, let my eyes be your mirror, and you most assuredly will see no flaws.

Damn DM, nice line.

and congrats to BS for reaching the 3k post milestone. get a life!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:51 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

Damn DM, nice line.

Yes, he's been reading porn novels again...

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:53 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

Damn DM, nice line.

and congrats to BS for reaching the 3k post milestone. get a life!

Thanks I try!

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:55 pm

Originally posted by McBane

Viv, let my eyes be your mirror, and you most assuredly will see no flaws.

Hmmmm, is this too over the top???

Hmmm...but what will *I* be looking at to be seeing no flaws during this time??

Aegis: There are porn NOVELS?? Where do they sell them?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:57 pm

Originally posted by Vivien

Hmmm...but what will *I* be looking at to be seeing no flaws during this time??

Aegis: There are porn NOVELS?? Where do they sell them?

probably at PORN shops.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:57 pm

I write them and sell them out of my basement.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 2:00 pm

by vivien
Hmmm...but what will *I* be looking at to be seeing no flaws during this time??

Should we really answer this?

by viv
Aegis: There are porn NOVELS?? Where do they sell them?

Is this naivete speaking. That trash is everywhere.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 2:02 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I write them and sell them out of my basement.

I hope they're not from personal experiences...

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 2:04 pm

Of course standing in front of the mirror is normal. Self improvement projects that involve razors getting near your nipples… probably not.

Thankfully I stopped just below the waist, but I did neaten things up a bit lower.

Voodoo: I love Poe, and that is quite apropos, as I do have similar twisted thoughts seemingly borne of madness from time to time.

BTW, two razors because I was not sure which would work better.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 2:04 pm

Damn, 3000....that is despicable

My personal experiences are my own, I don't write them for others to read. Well, not often anyway.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 2:05 pm

Originally posted by Waverly
Of course standing in front of the mirror is normal. Self improvement projects that involve razors getting near your nipples… probably not. Thankfully I stopped just below the waist, but I did neaten things up a bit lower.

Voodoo: I love Poe, and that is quite apropos, as I do have similar twisted thoughts seemingly borne of madness from time to time.

BTW, two razors because I was not sure which would work better.

hmm... He's not denying the use of womens razors...

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 2:07 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
probably at PORN shops.

No, no, no. I went to the porn shop near my house with my sister. I saw no books of any kind.

Just those blow up dolls, the scary guy hovering near the video tapes, and fun looking outfits and whips. My sis got body paint, I would have looked at the videos, but getting close to the scary guy wasn't looking appealing...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 2:08 pm

Originally posted by Vivien

No, no, no. I went to the porn shop near my house with my sister. I saw no books of any kind.

Just those blow up dolls, the scary guy hovering near the video tapes, and fun looking outfits and whips. My sis got body paint, I would have looked at the videos, but getting close to the scary guy wasn't looking appealing...

LOL. It seems to me you found Weasel...

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 2:09 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Damn, 3000....that is despicable

I'd be carefull if I were you.... some young go getter may challenge you for the crown...

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 2:09 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

Is this naivete speaking. That trash is everywhere.

Maybe I just don't know what they look like? You're not talking the romance novels I used to read while babysitting in my teens? Those didn't really have *that* much in them, but they did teach me about life

Hmm...and I assume you don't mean magazines, those are everywhere...

I feel unedjumacated

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 2:10 pm

Originally posted by Vivien

Maybe I just don't know what they look like? You're not talking the romance novels I used to read while babysitting in my teens? Those didn't really have *that* much in them, but they did teach me about life

Hmm...and I assume you don't mean magazines, those are everywhere...

I feel unedjumacated

As you should.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 2:12 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
As you should.

Edit, don't want to push things too far and risk being reprimanded.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 2:20 pm

Originally posted by Vivien

Edit, don't want to push things too far and risk being reprimanded.

You would only get reprimanded if you insulted me. As most of us know, to insult me, or at least hurt my feelings, it takes a lot.