The Invisible Puffin Discussion

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 1:43 pm

Welcome one and all to the one and only Invisable Puffin Discussion!!! It's the only place in town that's open-minded enough to let all you pervy puffin lovers in, and BOY do we let you in! Have fun everyone, the Brine's flowing freely...but try and keep conversation puffin related...and invisable...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 1:44 pm

It's good that your finally admitting your pashion for puffins, and that Foul finally has a true friend...

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 1:50 pm

How about I get a posse together to hijack this thread COMPLETELY and turn it first to frog-related matters, then to anything that takes our fancy?

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 1:52 pm

hey, don't mess with puffin 'lovers', our powers are greater than you could imagine [cackle]

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 1:55 pm

frog-related matters ? Nay ! Nay ! The Puffin always related to Goat-matters. And that's all it matters !

Hey ! What are you looking at ? There's nothing to read here ! Gotcha, Fool ya !

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 2:08 pm

Ahh, now it's not only puffins, but goats, eh?

Kameleon, you are a witless twit. You have no "posse" with which to do anything at all, much less incommode those wishing to discuss serious matters. It would behoove you to retire to your room and sharpen your wit on the stone of experience before you attempt to enter battle with those whose weapons can bite. Get thee gone.

K0r/\/f1@k€$ · Post by **K0r/\/f1@k€$** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 3:47 pm

That was a bit cutting wasn't it? Especially in a thread started with the express purpose of being ridiculous - which you certainly are when you post all in black.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 3:53 pm

yes, i am wondering which 'serious matters' Witch King was refering to...

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 4:43 pm

Yes, yes the posting in Black thing was all very amusing, go you! however it is soon becoming cliche and having to highlight every post is becoming a drag, maybe i am just tired (extremely likely) but could you please take it easy with THE BLACK! Although props to Kid; very amusing

K0r/\/f1@k€$ · Post by **K0r/\/f1@k€$** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 5:26 pm

Hey Mr Sleep, is your location The Culture as in The Excession and The Sleeper Service and all of that? For some reason I can't remember the author although I'm sure it begins with S

Probs time to catch some sleep

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 5:28 pm

Originally posted by K0r/\/f1@k€$
Hey Mr Sleep, is your location The Culture as in The Excession and The Sleeper Service and all of that? For some reason I can't remember the author although I'm sure it begins with S Probs time to catch some sleep

*cough* Iain M Banks *cough* Yes it is, i kind of like the idea of the Culture, so i thought it is something to aim for

K0r/\/f1@k€$ · Post by **K0r/\/f1@k€$** » Sun Apr 07, 2002 11:50 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
*cough* Iain M Banks *cough*

Ahah, not even close then

I do really like his books though

i kind of like the idea of the Culture

Yeah me too, especially the bit where you can live forever

although is it still you when they reload your backup...

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Sun Apr 07, 2002 12:48 pm

Although props to Kid; very amusing

that was my joke anyway!!!...can't remember where I put it before, but obviously noone bothered to highlight mine

damn.

ahh Iain Banks...I've got to study one of his books next term, but I can't remember which one...it might be the wasp factory...haven't read whatever it is yet though...I've been told it's creepy and disturbing!

alright sleepy..never one to flog a dead donkey me, so I'll cut out the arch humour and irony....puffins eh? don't ya just love 'em?

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sun Apr 07, 2002 1:28 pm

The wasp factory's a damn good (if twisted) book. i reccomend reading it to anyone apart from elderly relatives.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Sun Apr 07, 2002 1:57 pm

Kameleon, you are a witless twit. You have no "posse" with which to do anything at all, much less incommode those wishing to discuss serious matters. It would behoove you to retire to your room and sharpen your wit on the stone of experience before you attempt to enter battle with those whose weapons can bite. Get thee gone.

I'm prettty sure that comes under the category of:

A more frequent variation on this theme is to sting together words gathered from a Thesaurus in such a way that the resulting sentence makes NO sense, whatsoever

Cheers for the advice Robo...*beats elderly relative with handbag away from bookshelf*....No! Elderly Relative No! It will only do you harm!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Sun Apr 07, 2002 4:04 pm

Originally posted by K0r/\/f1@k€$
Yeah me too, especially the bit where you can live forever although is it still you when they reload your backup...

Definately, very cool

Also changing sex every few years sounds like it could be a laugh

ahh Iain Banks...I've got to study one of his books next term, but I can't remember which one...it might be the wasp factory...haven't read whatever it is yet though...I've been told it's creepy and disturbing!

Probably the Wasp Factory, it is quite good, definately creepy, also it is a good foil for the more mamby pamby Kes that i had to read

K0r/\/f1@k€$ · Post by **K0r/\/f1@k€$** » Sun Apr 07, 2002 4:15 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
Also changing sex every few years sounds like it could be a laugh

It would be interesting to see things from the other side

and I don't know how far I'm allowed to go with this so I'll leave it there

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sun Apr 07, 2002 4:30 pm

hey, you can change sex nowadays, and basic hormone replacement treatment isn't too expensive anyway.

errr... so i've been told

K0r/\/f1@k€$ · Post by **K0r/\/f1@k€$** » Sun Apr 07, 2002 4:38 pm

You know there was that kid who had the unfortunate circumcision with the experimental electrical method? And they gave him hormone replacement therapy and surgery to be a girl but he still turned out thinking like a man? That is really sad, but it turned out all right in the end because they "reconstructed his penis." HOW?

Word · Post by **Word** » Sun Apr 07, 2002 7:12 pm

@Kornflakes and Robnark- anything is possible in Morocco