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Post by Witch King »

Irony

Add forty points for actually posting in this thread.
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Woo-hoo!!!! 40 points for Witch King!
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Post by Tamerlane »

15 but...

55 for posting in this thread. :p
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Post by Sailor Saturn »

43


However, there were several things there that I couldn't remember if they applied or not, so that's a -15, but I'd say add a +2 for calculating my score on my 3 Color Graphing Calculator.

So, final result = 30

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Post by Weasel »

A couple of questions...
25 points if you built your computer yourself
1 point for every IDE device in your machine
-1 point if your IDE controller is ATA66
-3 points if your IDE controller is ATA33
1 point for every SCSI device connected to your machine
10 points if you run a RAID
1 bonus point if you can accurately explain what a RAID is
5 points if you have SCSI controller
1 bonus point if you can accurately explain how SCSI works
3 points if you run a dual-processor machine
2 points if you have a broadband connection
If I told Gateway what I wanted does this count as me building it?

What is a IDE device ?

And this IDE controller is?

And this SCSI device ?

Raid...(A guess) Ramdom Access In Denmark??

SCSI controller is?

Dual-processor ..I believe Gateway told me I had one...but I believe they lied??

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Weasel take my word for it if you don't know what a IDE device is you are not a Geek :)
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Post by Mr Flibble »

Oh dear, I'm doomed to a life of complete and utter computer-geekyness. 104.

Yes, 104.

Sad really, isn't it. Going through the list, I could only say "yes, yes, *sigh* yes, nope got rid of that, yes..."
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Originally posted by Mr Flibble
Oh dear, I'm doomed to a life of complete and utter computer-geekyness. 104.

Yes, 104.

Sad really, isn't it. Going through the list, I could only say "yes, yes, *sigh* yes, nope got rid of that, yes..."
It's a good thing it wasn't a "How many times have you done this...." type of quiz otherwise i would have been on at least 500 points :o :D
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22 points. -1 for using a calculator so my revised score is 21. :)
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30. :) Half of the points are scored by fitting a few bits and pieces with helpful advice from Mr Sleep and Yshania. :D
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Post by Xandax »

25 points if you built your computer yourself
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10 points if you bought a customised name-brand computer
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1 point for every cooling fan (that would be 2)
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1 point for every IDE device in your machine (that would be 3)
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3 points for having a full-size case
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1 point for having a 300W power supply
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1 bonus point if you can accurately explain what a RAID is (ahem :rolleyes: - can't we all)
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3 points if you have more than one hard drive (do they have to be running all of them? :D )
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2 points if you have ever added an expansion card to your computer
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1 point if you have ever added RAM to your computer
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3 points if you have ever changed the hard drive in your computer
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2 points if you have ever changed the CPU in your computer
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2 points if you have a USB hub
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3 points if you have registered your own domain name
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2 points if you have a broadband connection
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1 bonus point if you have both a modem and a network card in your machine
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1 point if you have ever answered someone's inquiry for computer help
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2 points if you have ever correctly answered someone's inquiry for computer help
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2 points if they thanked you
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3 points if you are the tech support person for your friends and family
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10 points if you have ever been described as a "computer geek"


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Bah - only a score of 52 (written in hexnumber :D ) - now give me some geek points for that :)
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Post by Tanis »

I got maximum points!

Actually, most of the the first one posted I hadn't even heard of some of that.

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Post by Mr Sleep »

Originally posted by Minerva
30. :) Half of the points are scored by fitting a few bits and pieces with helpful advice from Mr Sleep and Yshania. :D
It was a pleasure :)
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Post by Locke Da'averan »

i'd say about -10 since i didn't understand almost any of it...
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Are there bonus points for super-geeky things like having your own NT or 2000 server? Or Exchange?
It's a good thing it wasn't a "How many times have you done this...." type of quiz otherwise i would have been on at least 500 points


If that was so, I'd be in the millions by now. :D
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Post by HighLordDave »

Originally posted by Mr Flibble
Are there bonus points for super-geeky things like having your own NT or 2000 server? Or Exchange?
I'd say that by even asking that, you're burying the needle on the Official SYM Geek O'Meter(TM).
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Post by Tybaltus »

Mired somewhere in this thread is Flibbs first SYM post

ROFLMAO :D :D :D

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Ah yes. My first arrival at SYM and crowning glory all in one thread. :D
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Post by Tybaltus »

Originally posted by Mr Flibble
Ah yes. My first arrival at SYM and crowning glory all in one thread. :D
Brings back some memories, eh? :cool:
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