If you have to ask, then you’ll never know.Originally posted by CM
I love this thing!!!!!
It is hilarious, but why would someone want to buy a kobold penis?
Heh, maybe someone wants it as trophy or a horrible conversation piece. 
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Heh, maybe someone wants it as trophy or a horrible conversation piece. Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
ROTFL!!!
No you guys, you kill elfs and stuff, but you rather have one from a kobold.
That producer must have some weird fetishes!
No you guys, you kill elfs and stuff, but you rather have one from a kobold.
That producer must have some weird fetishes!
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
Or they could just use the Master's bonesOriginally posted by Kayless
Heh, maybe someone wants it as trophy or a horrible conversation piece.
You've been found out mate...do you get all your one-liners from Buffy repeats?
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Only on special occasions. You see... I... uh... the thing is.... Neeehh! *Runs away* (okay this is a Simpson's rip-off.)Originally posted by Kameleon
Or they could just use the Master's bones
You've been found out mate...do you get all your one-liners from Buffy repeats?
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
MUHUHAHAHAHAHA you cannot hide from the all-seeing...erm...chameleon...of...doom? Whatever.
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What is your avatar btw? A popcorn kernel, a flower, or what? Honestly throw me a bone here.Originally posted by K0r/\/f1@k€$
Yeah, why can't they have sensible avatars?
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Go on then, I'll take the bait...
I do believe it's a cornflake, friend.
I do believe it's a cornflake, friend.
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hmmm where do you get a pic of a single cornflake?
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"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
It was a long, desperate battle with a search engine...
He was too lame to find himself one so I looked on google, the image search under "corn flake" and that pic was on the second page. Boy was he [EDIT: not particularly happy] that I found it in about a minute, after he'd been searching for an hour
Alternatively, you could get a digital camera, stick a likely-looking cornflake on a white table and snap away...which is probably how this pic came into existence in the first place
He was too lame to find himself one so I looked on google, the image search under "corn flake" and that pic was on the second page. Boy was he [EDIT: not particularly happy] that I found it in about a minute, after he'd been searching for an hour
Alternatively, you could get a digital camera, stick a likely-looking cornflake on a white table and snap away...which is probably how this pic came into existence in the first place
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It’s a cornflake? Just a plain ordinary cornflake? Well, that’s a tad boring. Maybe if it were shaped like Abe Lincoln’s head or something...
BTW, why don't we all post the names of our Progress Quest characters so we can check out how far everyone is? My Panda Man is Fezwart and Nippy's Crested Dwarf is Jim Jim, so what are everyone else's? 
BTW, why don't we all post the names of our Progress Quest characters so we can check out how far everyone is?
My Panda Man is Fezwart and Nippy's Crested Dwarf is Jim Jim, so what are everyone else's? Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Ok - my Double Wookie Battle-Felon is calle The Jockey Of Nobs.
And you wouldn't mock the cornflake if you knew how few cornflake pics there are online (if you could find a better one, I'm sure he would be much obliged)
And you wouldn't mock the cornflake if you knew how few cornflake pics there are online (if you could find a better one, I'm sure he would be much obliged)
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Prostrate yourselves before MonkeyMonk, the level 7 Bastard Lunatic - quite good going for one night's boredom
Oh, and the tarnished zip gun rocks with a vengance
Oh, and the tarnished zip gun rocks with a vengance
Here where the flattering and mendacious swarm
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
Hehe, Fezwart seems to be in the lead (at level 29, as of this posting). I feel so proud (that I can leave my computer on longer than anyone else).
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Well as of now, I'm only 66 places behind you and catching up fast GO JOCKEY!
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