Intuitive New RPG

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 8:42 am

I just finished the ‘fetch me a toothpick’ quest and an embarking on a mission to exterminate the demon porn elementals.

Currently, I’m a level 31 Bastard Lunatic Demicanadian.

All the excitement of installing MS Office with half the interactivity: http://www.progressquest.com

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 8:52 am

Are you sure the link is okay? It comes up "Can't Find Server" for me.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 8:58 am

Try typing it in rather than using the link, i got it to work through a different referrer

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 9:01 am

Link works fine for me, but it is a bit slow.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 9:01 am

Thanks, Mr Sleep, that got it.

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 9:06 am

Heh. That's a delightful one. About time somebody did a number on all those "latest, greatest" RPG sites.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 9:10 am

I like the Keyboard Shortcuts on the info page

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 9:30 am

Originally posted by fable
Heh. That's a delightful one. About time somebody did a number on all those "latest, greatest" RPG sites.

The forum is hilarious, particularly when you see newbie stumble in and whine that he can't figure out how to cast Holy Roller.

I left the thing running all day yesturday, and got to level 31 while out of town. Imagine what I could accomplish if put some effort into it.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 9:31 am

What exactly is it (I'm in school, and it won't let me access the site...

)

K0r/\/f1@k€$ · Post by **K0r/\/f1@k€$** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 9:38 am

K0r/\/f1@k€$ · Post by **K0r/\/f1@k€$** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 9:39 am

I just got "Fetch me a rock." quest.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 9:43 am

Me, I wanna see how many kobold penises I can collect

K0r/\/f1@k€$ · Post by **K0r/\/f1@k€$** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 9:59 am

I think I prefer my gorgon testicles

Leonardo · Post by **Leonardo** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 10:00 am

It`s good to play while working...

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 10:20 am

Genius! Pure genius! (And so much more satisfying then Diablo II or Baldur’s Gate

) What a wonderful game! Fezwart, my Bastard Lunatic Panda Man, is the ultimate warrior!

CM · Post by CM » Thu Apr 04, 2002 10:38 am

Hey no, my Double Hobbit Tickle Mimic is the best warrior around!!!
And with a strenght of 11 at that!!

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 11:01 am

Originally posted by CM
Hey no, my Double Hobbit Tickle Mimic is the best warrior around!!!
And with a strenght of 11 at that!!

Ha! I laugh in the face of your Double Hobbit! My Crested Dwarven Ur-Paladin name Jim Jim owns you!

Seriously, kudos to the people that made this, it's refreshingly absurd.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 11:03 am

ROTFLMFAO

Thank's Waverly !
*wipes tears from his eyes*

No worries,

Beldin

CM · Post by CM » Thu Apr 04, 2002 12:00 pm

I love this thing!!!!!
It is hilarious, but why would someone want to buy a kobold penis?

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 12:07 pm

Originally posted by CM
I love this thing!!!!!
It is hilarious, but why would someone want to buy a kobold penis?

Half as big, twice as fast ?

No worries,

Beldin