BUTCH? OR FEMME? - Another Test.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 6:31 am

Originally posted by Kayless
Wow, after an hour of answering questions I discovered I was a Hard Androgyne Dog. Well, this superb piece of enlightenment was certainly worthy of my attention. Any other sterling polls with which to make productive use of my time?

One hour ? So you're a slow reader , too?

I could always search one or two for you ...but some of them are "adult" rated....so could I see your ID please ?

No worries,
Beldin

Xan deVir · Post by **Xan deVir** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 6:40 am

HRRUMPH!!!!! YOU ARE A BEAR
Your score determined that you are a Bear. You like to have your paws on your world. You may also wish to review Tiger and Wolf, the critters that skulk with you in the rankings. In the control freak jungle, if 1 is a lamb and 100 is a lion, you fall between 76 and 65 on the scale.
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You can be very careless about other people's feelings and you tend to run with scissors. At home, you're sometimes a total butthead , demanding to be the absolute authority on anything regarding members of your household, but outside the home, everybody thinks you're very funny - an idiot - but very funny. You can be vindictive and often daydream about "getting even." Here's a tip - don't even try it. You're not smart enough to pull it off.

hey, this test is abusing my iq

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 6:47 am

WOOF WOOF!... YOU ARE A DOG
Your score determined that you are a Dog. You allow most folks to lead you if they are at least as smart as you. You may also wish to review Horse and Goat, the lil critters you like to play with in the rankings. In the control freak jungle, if 1 is a lamb and 100 is a lion, you fall between 47 and 36 on the scale.
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You pretend to like to lick your own privates, just because it grosses people out. You pretend to hate leashes, because you are trying in your own pathetic way to be a challenge. Give it up - you're just a poor dumb slob who wants nothing more than a pat on the head, and everybody knows it.

- D'oh! -

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 6:49 am

Hang on... That would make me a Hard Androgyne Dog... I like the sound of that! I should probably drink to that...

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 6:49 am

Originally posted by Xan deVir

hey, this test is abusing my iq

I take it - you didn't read the DISCLAIMER before you took the test ?

No worries, NOBODY comes of unscathed there...

Beldin

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 6:53 am

Nooo, I was a dog, i hate dogs

I wont take anymore of this stupid tests untill they start giving correct answers.

Originally posted by C Elegans
What!? Insults? I was voted Class head at uni, and I'd rather sleep with Waverly than one of my profs - just to demonstrated just how unwilling I'd be

Rofl

Xan deVir · Post by **Xan deVir** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 6:56 am

Originally posted by Beldin

I take it - you didn't read the DISCLAIMER before you took the test ?
No worries, NOBODY comes of unscathed there...
Beldin

don't take me seriously... this is a funny test.. and I like it

but the DISCLAIMER thingy - I didn't read it

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 7:06 am

Originally posted by Dottie
Nooo, I was a dog, i hate dogs I wont take anymore of this stupid tests untill they start giving correct answers.

If you want a test that gives correct results, I can recommend some

You know you can sign up as a volunteer human guinea pig, don't you

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 7:10 am

Originally posted by C Elegans

If you want a test that gives correct results, I can recommend some You know you can sign up as a volunteer human guinea pig, don't you

You know ofcourse that "correct" in this case means the same thing as "aproved by me"?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 7:13 am

Originally posted by Dottie

You know ofcourse that "correct" in this case means the same thing as "aproved by me"?

LOL

So what you mean is a test that gives a result that is consistent with your subjective self-image..hmmm, I'll see what I can do, some tests use for recruitement and such work that way. If you tell me what you'd like the test to say, I might be able to dig up something

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 7:26 am

Originally posted by C Elegans

LOL So what you mean is a test that gives a result that is consistent with your subjective self-image..hmmm, I'll see what I can do, some tests use for recruitement and such work that way. If you tell me what you'd like the test to say, I might be able to dig up something

Yes, that is exactly what i want the test to do, But why do I have this eerie feeling you dont have the same high opinions of my self-image consitancy with me as I do?

Hmm, I could give you some info about what is right or wrong in this matter, But I think people wouldnt be as awed by my test results if we cheated in such way.

A small hint to start with: I dont want the same result as anyone else on this board, Not even weasel.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 9:37 am

Originally posted by Beldin
One hour ? So you're a slow reader , too?

Very slow. It took me five minutes just to read your post.

Originally posted by Beldin
I could always search one or two for you ...but some of them are "adult" rated....so could I see your ID please ?

Ah the infamous "What Porn Star are You" poll, right?

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 10:47 am

Originally posted by Kayless

Ah the infamous "What Porn Star are You" poll, right?

Yep. Or the "How Kinky are you REALLY?" test....

But I won't post the links until everybody who reads this forum sends me his ID AND a written permit by his/her parents or s.o. that they are allowed to watch adult content. Maybe not even then.

I don't want my a** kicked out of GB and into the gutter by our mighty and wise overlord the BIG BUCK.

*shudders with awe* .

But no worries, I'll find other ways to keep you occupied

.

Go me !

Beldin

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 12:39 pm

Well, I am a wolf.....who knew?

Your score determined that you are a Wolf. You like to sneak through the jungle and exert control from behind the scenes. You may also wish to review Bear and Horse, the critters that you hide behind in the rankings. In the control freak jungle, if 1 is a lamb and 100 is a lion, you fall between 64 and 53 on the scale.

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You are the one who wanted to be Class President, but the responsibility was too much, so you put your weaker willed, grateful-to-have-you-for-a-friend pal up to running so that you could pull the strings without the stigma that could get you beaten up by the jocks. You slept with all your professors - not for grades, but because you're just kinky that way.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 7:06 pm

Originally posted by Beldin
That shouldn't stop one from trying....

No, it's the fact I wouldn't want to that stops me

I don't think she will kill me....I might be of some help

Are you saying you have expertise in licking your own privates?

And put that smily away, it's scaring me

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 8:48 pm

Man that was one long test.

Anyway I got placed into one of those Hard Androgyne categories.

It doesn't really make sense but then again most tests don't.

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 8:53 pm

I am a soft butch dog, same as Georgi and Eerhardt

AN barks loudly, I want bacon I want bacon

after all dogs don't know its not bacon, beggin strips

AN cackles loudly howls at the moon, then scraches with his hind legs his ear, SYMers look at him strangely, he jumps on them licking them on the face.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 10:28 pm

Originally posted by Georgi
@Beldin Actually I don't think I would be physically capable of doing that

It only takes practice.

And I guess I should know since...

WOOF WOOF!... YOU ARE A DOG
Your score determined that you are a Dog. You allow most folks to lead you if they are at least as smart as you. You may also wish to review Horse and Goat, the lil critters you like to play with in the rankings. In the control freak jungle, if 1 is a lamb and 100 is a lion, you fall between 47 and 36 on the scale.

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You pretend to like to lick your own privates, just because it grosses people out. You pretend to hate leashes, because you are trying in your own pathetic way to be a challenge. Give it up - you're just a poor dumb slob who wants nothing more than a pat on the head, and everybody knows it.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 10:30 pm

Am I the only wolf on this board?

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 1:39 am

Originally posted by Georgi

Are you saying you have expertise in licking your own privates?

Haven't you ? You don't know what you're missing....

Originally posted by Georgi

And put that smily away, it's scaring me

Ok, Ill find another one....take your pick:

No worries, we'll find something for you...

Beldin