Headlines

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 7:42 pm

Has anyone ever thought of some interesting headlines. You know, things you would like to see in a paper?

For instance, one I would like to see:

"Local Boy Eats Victim"

and

"Pyschic Wins Lotto!"

CM · Post by CM » Sat Mar 30, 2002 2:40 am

This one is true.
It happnened in ecuador.

There was a pic of the pres of Ecuador and the title said "They stole my expensive underware!"

Imagine that?

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 4:10 am

you reall ought to check out http://www.theonion.com, yeah I know I've posted a link to it before, but ooh it's too good...how about

CARROT LOST
and then the following day
CARROT 'IN MY POCKET ALL ALONG' REVEALS FARMER

That one was one a sadly missed satire site called Family of 3...anyway, I'll try and think of some better one's later on...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:28 am

I've always wanted to see "Oxford boy found slumped in vat of treacle - stomach distended".

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 7:12 am

come on grunt...that was cheap and distasteful. Tease if you must, but please no jokes about people actually dying. And please if smilies are going to be used then use them at times when it is appropriate to smile. Being told that someone wants me dead never really amuses me anymore.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 9:19 am

Originally posted by frogus
come on grunt...that was cheap and distasteful. Tease if you must, but please no jokes about people actually dying. And please if smilies are going to be used then use them at times when it is appropriate to smile. Being told that someone wants me dead never really amuses me anymore.

And local boy eats victim bypasses this how?

Anyway, I have checked out theonion before, but I personally prefer my owns sources.

"KNIVES, TANKS, WHALES — AIRPORT
SCREENERS NOW FAILING TO CATCH ANYTHING"

"RICH AWED BY POOR'S ABILITY TO LIVE LIKE THAT"