If you ever need to fix an election, I have *ahem*accedently gotten a hold of a *cough*list*cough* of recently *ahem*dead people, that could be used for voting per mail.
I wonder if I should send this post to Buck for inappropriate behaviour by a moderator...
"Strength without wisdom falls by its own weight."
A word to the wise is sufficient Minerva (Semi-retired SYMer)
Fixing a election, don't you know that noone ever fixes a election, I mean the its morally repugnant, that would undermine the very fabric of democracy as we know it, who could honestly call himself or herself free if for example someone lost votes of his opponent, or made up weird confusing ballots so that they would vote for the weirdo, or declare certain voters invalid so that they could not vote.
Oh no such politics are beneath my high moral standards, but but, lets say of course ahem purely hypothetically I would want such a list, which I don't mind you I mean it is from some all powerful being of questionable moral integrity, but just between you and me such a list would be of enormous beneficial value to the Weasel campaign, of course I am sure the great citizens of the USA will vote wholeheartedly for our great and illustrusious leader, but one must make sure that certain people of less understanding moral integrity and who do not understand the intricacies of circumlocutions, and are not truly democratic because they would be understandbly confused and vote for our oponent, such a list would be very handyl to rectify certain irregularities made by critical and very important votes cast by our less mentaly able citizens, so as to continue this great American system we all live in and treasure, I will take that list you so generously offer me.
Hail Weasel, Long live the Weasel.
I care not for endings or beginnings, but for the eternal and infinite spaces of the universe, and for the endless exploration of eternity, and mysteries which I will find plumbing the infinite depths.
"Do not turn inward to find peace and wisdom, turn outward instead to find liberation from the narrow boundaries of self", quote from Gary Paul Nabhan, paraphrased of course
"When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong" quote from Arthur C. Clarke, thought it was interesting.
Tips on living longer: eat right, exercise, and yes castrate yourself, eunuchs live longer then normal people.
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
But he's not a ferret hes a weasel so it should be okay then.
I care not for endings or beginnings, but for the eternal and infinite spaces of the universe, and for the endless exploration of eternity, and mysteries which I will find plumbing the infinite depths.
"Do not turn inward to find peace and wisdom, turn outward instead to find liberation from the narrow boundaries of self", quote from Gary Paul Nabhan, paraphrased of course
"When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong" quote from Arthur C. Clarke, thought it was interesting.
Tips on living longer: eat right, exercise, and yes castrate yourself, eunuchs live longer then normal people.
