Who wants to rule the world?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:02 pm

Thank you Viv, I was about to protest I had been fish whacked without cause, but you beat me too it.

No, not Catholic, but where I work closed a half day today, so I took the first half off as well.

CM · Post by CM » Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:04 pm

Re: Re: You said Chipper

Originally posted by Vivien

Why do you carry a fish?

Also, you're talking to Bloodstalker here.... Why do you think he's not wasted??

Well the stink keeps people away for 1!
Plus whenever i get hungry i have something to eat!!

well, i was being nice.
I don't think he would like been called an AAA model case!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:07 pm

@CM...you eat raw fish? do you also hate the light and follow Hobbits around while spouting words like My Precious?

Notifies the authorities that we may have discoverd a pervy hobbit-fancier.

CM · Post by CM » Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:10 pm

Dang must my past come up every where?

And no those hobbits fancied me, it was the other way around!
My preeeeecccccious i am innocent!

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:16 pm

ROFL!!!!

Okay, well Bloodstalker and CM I envy you both. I'll be working a normal day today

CM: Hmm...doesn't making people happy make you happy? Plus if they're happy they may give you presents

CM · Post by CM » Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:20 pm

Originally posted by Vivien
ROFL!!!!

Okay, well Bloodstalker and CM I envy you both. I'll be working a normal day today

CM: Hmm...doesn't making people happy make you happy? Plus if they're happy they may give you presents

Presents?
YIPPEEE!!!!
Now that makes me happy!!
If i hug you do i get a present?
Also will your hubby to be, be joining SYM?

Normal day?
That sucks, move to geneva!!

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:29 pm

Originally posted by CM

Presents?
YIPPEEE!!!!
Now that makes me happy!!
If i hug you do i get a present?
Also will your hubby to be, be joining SYM?

Normal day?
That sucks, move to geneva!!

I would but I hear there are odd hobbit lovers over there

And, no, no, no. I thought you were a Chauvinist?!? YOU give presents to women. Got that?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:31 pm

Posted by CM...............................................................

And none of those hobbits fancied me, it was the other way around

You Hobbit fancying fiend you.

Submits above proof to the proper authorities.

CM · Post by CM » Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:32 pm

I only give presents to women i like!
So you are well lets leave that alone for now!

Now you won't give me a present if i hug you?
So why should i hug you?

And so you aren't a hobbit are you?
You i believe are a weird looking elf!

CM · Post by CM » Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:34 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

You Hobbit fancying fiend you.

Submits above proof to the proper authorities.

Now i know never to trust a spammer.
Perpetual liars they are!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:35 pm

I am not a spammer, that was merely lesson #3......

For more advanced mis-quoting, seek out Waverly.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:37 pm

So why should i hug you?you aren't a hobbit are you?

more proof, without even having to tamper with anything.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:44 pm

Originally posted by CM
I only give presents to women i like!
So you are well lets leave that alone for now!

Now you won't give me a present if i hug you?
So why should i hug you?

And so you aren't a hobbit are you?
You i believe are a weird looking elf!

It would make you feel good

But as you probably don't WANT to feel good...you LIKE being alone with your hobbits and your tea and your shoe fetish...that's okay

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:45 pm

actually Viv, he prefers Hobbits with no shoes.

CM · Post by CM » Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:51 pm

Ouch ouch ouch!!!
Well BS if you aren't a spammer neither am i!

And that is obvious mis-quoting.
Don't you feel dirty with all this immoral posting???

NA!!! No more hobbits around.
The last one got a bullet in the butt back in world war 1.
Died from fright.
Sadly there are no more hobbits on this earth.
Thus i can't have the said problem!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:58 pm

Sadly there are no more hobbits on this earth

Note the wistful look in his eye as he says this, the tremble in his voice.

CM, I thought you denied being a spammer yourself?

And for the record, the last 2 quotes where word for word out of you mouth. I admit I fixed the first one up just a little.

under his breath....* never badmouth Shine*

CM · Post by CM » Fri Mar 29, 2002 5:06 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

Note the wistful look in his eye as he says this, the tremble in his voice.

CM, I thought you denied being a spammer yourself?

And for the record, the last 2 quotes where word for word out of you mouth. I admit I fixed the first one up just a little.

under his breath....* never badmouth Shine*

Badmouth shine?
I was speaking the truth!!

I am not a spammer if you aren't one.
But does that mean i have to be a spammer if you are one?
And that is all mis-quoting.
You really are a spammer now!

No more Lord of lurkers.
Hand over that title to McMuffin!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 5:13 pm

Show me what I altered in the last two quotes

They were word for word.

besides, I am and ever shall be Lord of Lurkers, but to properly care for my people, I must be versed in all arts. It is a heavy burden, but one I bear with pride.

he thinks THIS is mis-quoting.

Pray he never meets a true master of the art.

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 6:47 pm

These results just in,

39.29% of the people here want to rule the world and are thus my rivals for world domination and thus they should fear me.

14.29% strangely enough have no desire to rule the world at all, probably little sissy boys and girls who must have lives or something, or happy or content or sane, whatever.

14.29% definitely show signs of mental illness, and thus when I take my seat as world dictator, will be inducted into my Space
Force to destroy any worlds we encounter out there that do not recognize my greatness.

10.71% of you will be easy slaves to my whim, and thus do not have any drive at all, but will serve a useful place in my society.

No one does not care so far, which surprises me thought more people were ambivalent in the world.

Ah now the important result the one which edifies my enormously overinflated ego, the poll that talks about me.

21.43% of you want me to rule the world and feel I would be best at it, Sniff, Sniff, You really like me you really like me, Now with these new results I now know what I must do I must abandon my entire college career and devote all my energies to world domination, Thank you thank you all without your support all this would never have happened.

And for all those who are my rivals thou shalt fear my wrath, and tremble before my magnificence.

Just kidding everyone, not sure if everyone understands that this is just a joke, something to laugh at, I am not really this mentally deranged, well not always.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 7:47 pm

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
I am not really this mentally deranged

Don't worry. Hang out here long enough and you will be.