Urgent! Exporters required

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 6:26 pm

Please someone send me boxes full of Pepperoni...(Bridgford Brand) , to bait Weasel (that's what Sly posted) for me, before the hill will be covered will Weasel-manure.

You don't have to come up the hill. Just drop them on the seashore, so that I can keep him near the sea, and eventually kick him into the sea.

Thank you.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 6:47 pm

I dunno what Weasel has to do with this, but I'm concerned about Minerva's open solicitation for 'pepperoni'

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 6:53 pm

Urgent! Swimmers required

Originally posted by Minerva
so that I can keep him near the sea, and eventually kick him into the sea.

Thank you.

"Weasel's things to do"

(1) Learn to swim.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 6:57 pm

@Waverly: Hello, mate.

Weasel's crimbing up the hill, and SlyW advised me that Weasel's can be caught by pepperoni.

No one else gave me other options so far, and I need to catch him and throw him into the sea as soon as possible.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 6:58 pm

Re: Urgent! Swimmers required

Originally posted by Weasel

"Weasel's things to do"

(1) Learn to swim.

Good. Now Weasel has to go near the water...

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:07 pm

I'm sure glad I happened into this new topic. Now everything is so much clearer.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:32 pm

Swimming Weasels? *eek*

@ Minerva, I don't know where you obtain pepperoni on short notice

Maybe cookies would work instead?

Or a flamethrower

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:33 pm

"concerned"?

Originally posted by Waverly
I dunno what Weasel has to do with this, but I'm concerned about Minerva's open solicitation for 'pepperoni'

...somehow coming from you Waverly, a better word would be more appropriate... hmmm?

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:34 pm

Originally posted by fable
I'm sure glad I happened into this new topic. Now everything is so much clearer.

You expected SYM to be clear?

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:40 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya

You expected SYM to be clear?

No, not really. But it's sort of like walking through a a Russian fairytale. It just keeps getting stranger and stranger...

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:45 pm

Thats weasel for you

Curiouser and curiouser

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:56 pm

Weasel roulette

Originally posted by T'lainya
Thats weasel for you Curiouser and curiouser

And you people wonder why he has a cult following - hey, we're just always wondering what might come next!

Kinda like - not a Russian fairytale - more like Russian roulette!

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 8:19 pm

hands Minerva a lasso

orders Pepperoni Pizza from Soprano's Pizza here in Jersey...they will deliver

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 9:26 pm

Originally posted by VoodooDali
hands Minerva a lasso

orders Pepperoni Pizza from Soprano's Pizza here in Jersey...they will deliver

It's difficult to believe that not 90 minutes away from where I live, is a person in the same state who understands the meaning of Dadaism.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 2:15 am

Originally posted by fable

It's difficult to believe that not 90 minutes away from where I live, is a person in the same state who understands the meaning of Dadaism.

..there's a lot to be said about the american school system...

No worries,

Beldin

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 2:22 am

Re: Swimming Weasels? *eek*

Originally posted by T'lainya
@ Minerva, I don't know where you obtain pepperoni on short notice Maybe cookies would work instead? Or a flamethrower

I've always found a fully automatic asult-rifle to do the trick ...... ehhh, of course I've never tested one (At least that is why my lawyer says).

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:43 am

Re: Re: Swimming Weasels? *eek*

Originally posted by Xandax

I've always found a fully automatic asult-rifle to do the trick ...... ehhh, of course I've never tested one (At least that is why my lawyer says).

Hmm... maybe you can load the assult-rifle with pepperoni?

josh · Post by **josh** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:50 am

Am I missing something here? Of all the time I've spent here, I've never been able to figure you guys out.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 5:00 am

Originally posted by Minerva
Please someone send me boxes full of Pepperoni...(Bridgford Brand) , to bait Weasel (that's what Sly posted) for me, before the hill will be covered will Weasel-manure.

You don't have to come up the hill. Just drop them on the seashore, so that I can keep him near the sea, and eventually kick him into the sea.

Thank you.

@Minerva ( can I call you Minnie ?

) :
Be prepared for a fight ! Weasel might be a tough adversary....

Look here.

No worries,

Beldin

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 9:39 am

@T'lainya: I'm not sure cookie would work in this case. It may excite Weasel...

I must set traps to prevent him from coming up my hill, you know. I use flame after that.

@VoodooDali: Thanks. I must order loads of them...