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- AbysmalNature
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Arnold Swartesnegger meets the Terminator
Jason takes Manhattan meets Vampire in Brooklyn
Sally Struthers meets True lies.
Jason takes Manhattan meets Vampire in Brooklyn
Sally Struthers meets True lies.
I care not for endings or beginnings, but for the eternal and infinite spaces of the universe, and for the endless exploration of eternity, and mysteries which I will find plumbing the infinite depths.
"Do not turn inward to find peace and wisdom, turn outward instead to find liberation from the narrow boundaries of self", quote from Gary Paul Nabhan, paraphrased of course
"When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong" quote from Arthur C. Clarke, thought it was interesting.
Tips on living longer: eat right, exercise, and yes castrate yourself, eunuchs live longer then normal people.
"Do not turn inward to find peace and wisdom, turn outward instead to find liberation from the narrow boundaries of self", quote from Gary Paul Nabhan, paraphrased of course
"When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong" quote from Arthur C. Clarke, thought it was interesting.
Tips on living longer: eat right, exercise, and yes castrate yourself, eunuchs live longer then normal people.
Ok I laughed
The Hunt for Red October meets Mary Poppins
Boogie Nights meets The Brady Bunch (The Movie)
The Big Blue meets Dune
Alien meets The Muppet Movie
The people verses Larry Flynt meets King of Kings
The Hunt for Red October meets Mary Poppins
Boogie Nights meets The Brady Bunch (The Movie)
The Big Blue meets Dune
Alien meets The Muppet Movie
The people verses Larry Flynt meets King of Kings
The warlord sig of 's' - word
Making a reappearance for those who have a sig even longer
[quote="Dilbert]That's about the stupidest thing I've ever heard[/quote]
[quote=Waverly]You all suck donkeys[/quote]
[quote={deleted after legal threats}]I am so not a drama queen![/quote"]
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Repent
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Making a reappearance for those who have a sig even longer
[quote="Dilbert]That's about the stupidest thing I've ever heard[/quote]
[quote=Waverly]You all suck donkeys[/quote]
[quote={deleted after legal threats}]I am so not a drama queen![/quote"]
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:devil:
Repent
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- Ned Flanders
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@Ned i was trying to fit Carnal Knowledge in here somewhere to
The Shining meets Chinatown
The Two Jakes meets Chameleon
Warlock meets Twin Town
Top Gun meets Enter the Dragon
Days of Thunder meets Driving Miss Daisy
The Shining meets Chinatown
The Two Jakes meets Chameleon
Warlock meets Twin Town
Top Gun meets Enter the Dragon
Days of Thunder meets Driving Miss Daisy
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
- Ned Flanders
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- Ned Flanders
- Posts: 4867
- Joined: Mon May 28, 2001 10:00 pm
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Saving private ryan meets rocky horror picture show.
(I can see it now: "Look out, Frank-N-Furter has an MG-42!")
(I can see it now: "Look out, Frank-N-Furter has an MG-42!")
"Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his pants for his friends."
Enchantress is my Goddess.
Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
Gamebanshee: [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/"]Make your gaming scream![/url]
Enchantress is my Goddess.
Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
Gamebanshee: [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/"]Make your gaming scream![/url]
- Ned Flanders
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by aegis
Debbie meets Dallas
I do believe you are confusing your verbs here.
I come in peace meets Independence Day
Ruthless People meets terms of endearment
Predator meets Alien (never mind,
Stripes meets Platoon
Life is beautiful meets above the law
Crush enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women.
"Apocalypse Now" meets "You've got mail"
I'd like to direct that one. Trippy.
I'd like to direct that one. Trippy.
"Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his pants for his friends."
Enchantress is my Goddess.
Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
Gamebanshee: [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/"]Make your gaming scream![/url]
Enchantress is my Goddess.
Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
Gamebanshee: [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/"]Make your gaming scream![/url]
- Ned Flanders
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- Joined: Mon May 28, 2001 10:00 pm
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The Natural meets The Negotiator
The Shining meets The air up there
The Gate meets The Joy Luck Club
Army of Darkness meets Steel Magnolias
Congo meets George of the Jungle
Jurassic Park meets Gremlins
Kelley's Heroes meets Hogan's Heroes
Who framed Roger Rabbit meets Where the Buffalo Roam
Blade meets Madeline
The Shining meets The air up there
The Gate meets The Joy Luck Club
Army of Darkness meets Steel Magnolias
Congo meets George of the Jungle
Jurassic Park meets Gremlins
Kelley's Heroes meets Hogan's Heroes
Who framed Roger Rabbit meets Where the Buffalo Roam
Blade meets Madeline
Crush enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women.
- Bloodstalker
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Southpark meets The Care Bears.
Snow White meets Hellraiser
The Prophecy meets Ten Commandments
Bikini Carwash meets Shaft
Beavis and Butthead meet Spinal Tap(Ok, so THAT one would be cool)
Beverly Hillbillies meet the Godfather.
Snow White meets Hellraiser
The Prophecy meets Ten Commandments
Bikini Carwash meets Shaft
Beavis and Butthead meet Spinal Tap(Ok, so THAT one would be cool)
Beverly Hillbillies meet the Godfather.
Lord of Lurkers
Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
"Ernest goes to Camp" meets "Vertigo"
"Goldfinger" meets "Freddy got Fingered"
"Sorority Boys" meets "Coyote Ugly"
"Goldfinger" meets "Freddy got Fingered"
"Sorority Boys" meets "Coyote Ugly"
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.