Looks like Weasel is headed to the White House.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:31 am

This might be old news...but I figured Fable would get a kick out of this.

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:52 am

Oh, that's well done.

I'll have to keep a link to that general website. If nothing else, it shows that the charisma boost provided to Dubyah by the horrifying September 11th attack is now wearing off a bit. Little by little his true merit is showing through once more--and it'll take another crusade (oh, wait a minute, that word was dropped by the administration, wasn't it?) against another Rogue State to put him back on top.

Thanks for pointing that one out.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 1:27 am

Nice one, Wily Weasel...

...and good luck, on your future endeavors at the White House!

*sounds off heraldic trumpet* Hear ye, hear ye! Weasel is about to enter the building!

Now, if I could get M. Moore here to write something about our disgraced ex-president Joseph E. Estrada...

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 3:59 am

If you ever do get into the White House Weasel.

Don't tick off your mother-in-law or Mr Moore might pay you a visit.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 9:19 am

Thats it... We're all doomed...

crazymancometh · Post by **crazymancometh** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 9:37 am

You are painting your house white?

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 10:14 am

Weasel for president, Weasel for president, at last a president who is honest about what he is, and does not shirk about calling himself a weasel because he is one.

I for one applaud the new age of tyranny President Weasel would bring to the world, and I think he is the greatest ruler with the highest intellect, and largest muscles.

Now that AN is done kissing up to President Weasel, maybe a nice little island somewhere, you know in the tropics somewhere, where the people do not dress overmuch and the days are timeless and without limit.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 10:51 am

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
Weasel for president, Weasel for president, at last a president who is honest about what he is, and does not shirk about calling himself a weasel because he is one.

I for one applaud the new age of tyranny President Weasel would bring to the world, and I think he is the greatest ruler with the highest intellect, and largest muscles.

Now that AN is done kissing up to President Weasel, maybe a nice little island somewhere, you know in the tropics somewhere, where the people do not dress overmuch and the days are timeless and without limit.

Now that gives me an eerie sense of Deja Vu...

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 11:50 am

That's absolutely wonderful. I hadn't visited Michael Moore's site in a while.

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:33 pm

Weasel will prevail

Read my sig, and know: the future belongs to us."

Sorta off-topic: the only Micheal Moore show I ever saw was the one where he invited the CEOs of major car manufacturer's out to change their own oil. Quite humorous. I think he only got one taker (Ford?).

EDIT: Damn! I said something political!

(Now deleted.) I'm gonna go back to my monastary now.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 1:07 pm

It seems I am prophetic after all! Or is it pathetic?

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Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 2:47 pm

As long as my original position is still there.

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 3:47 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
As long as my original position is still there.

Prone, with a drink in hand?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 4:49 pm

Well, that is a given Fable....

I think I was to be over all alcohol production and distripution.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 5:25 am

Question @all americans:

Sorry for intruding - but since I don't know the law in the U.S. I'd like you to enlighten me:

Is it acceptable for a President of the U.S. to be intimately involved with a organisation which brings alcoholic beverages to "the masses" ??

I'm just asking because of THIS link.

No worries,

Beldin

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 9:21 am

Too soon, too soon ...

@Beldin: Ack! Where did you get that link?! Gads, when Bloodstalker and I set up the offshore brewery and website, I never thought anyone would be doing a search on the internet for "Weasel+beer."

Well, no matter. You may have uncovered a small portion of our scheme, but getting to the bottom of it (I think you will find) is like trying to untangle a David Lynch film. By the time any of you has even the slightest clue, it will be too late.

MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA.

Cheers.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 9:39 am

Re: Too soon, too soon ...

Originally posted by der Moench
Well, no matter. You may have uncovered a small portion of our scheme, but getting to the bottom of it (I think you will find) is like trying to untangle a David Lynch film. By the time any of you has even the slightest clue, it will be too late.

@Mönch:

We will see...meanwhile you can explain this , and tell us WHO the SNAKE is...

In return I WILL be so nice and NOT show what else my search for Weasel & Evil (..or was that wicked ? ) turned up...for THAT would mean the end to your scheme to get Weasel on the Throne of the U.S.

.

No worries,

Beldin

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 1:00 pm

Re: Re: Too soon, too soon ...

Originally posted by Beldin

@Mönch:

We will see...meanwhile you can explain this , and tell us WHO the SNAKE is...

We have credible deniability on the snake. We deny any knowledge of him/her/it. Take your conspiracy theories to the writers of the X-Files.

Originally posted by Beldin
In return I WILL be so nice and NOT show what else my search for Weasel & Evil (..or was that wicked ? ) turned up...for THAT would mean the end to your scheme to get Weasel on the Throne of the U.S. .

... and we wouldn't want that, right?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 2:14 pm

dammit, who leaked this info?

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 2:32 pm

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
Weasel for president, Weasel for president, at last a president who is honest about what he is, and does not shirk about calling himself a weasel because he is one.
<snip>

If you ever need to fix an election, I have *ahem*accedently gotten a hold of a *cough*list*cough* of recently *ahem*dead people, that could be used for voting per mail.