Studly - Spam is probably unavoidable

Harry2052 · Post by **Harry2052** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 5:52 am

Originally posted by Beldin
It seems like the honor of the male SYM population is in question here.
So I'll give you guys and fellow softies a link where you can learn to be manly.

HERE !

It's also a good laugh for our female SYMbionts, but since they have scored higher than most men here they won't need the advice given there...

No worries !

Beldin

Well it's scary but as i only get 7 in the test due to my dual weilding tattoos, i need beldin's link on manly hints ... SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME

hehe seeing i'm completely drunk
harry

Oh and no help from the marines/waverly/foul please .... that'd probably destory any self confidence i have left

painfully

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 5:58 am

Yo Harry!

It's been quite some time, my friend.

Speaking of studs... how are the babes in the beach?

...not to mention those hunks right behind you?!!!

Harry2052 · Post by **Harry2052** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 6:17 am

mild spam sry =(

Well who cares about the hunks when i've drunk a unattached lady friend under the table

but nothing will happen as she's been burned too many times in the past and i'm gonna crash in a single bed or on the floor

Got tired of having diablo2 causing windowsMe( what a POS ) crash all the time and snapped all my play cd's one evening in frustration. moved onto the next addiction EQ and met some cool people. Waiting on Elder Scrolls 3 : Morrowind to be released in NZ, considering Civ3 based on the amount of time i put into Civ2 while i had a copy as well

how you doing?... my old ford is having engine trouble so no drag racing til she's better

@CE i got my Javazon to level 97 out of 99 in D2 expansion before quiting Bnet online to win ME and all the lamers, gave all my accounts and cd keys away to friends i'd met

Still post when i remember i'm a part of the DF story and can drag myself away from EQ

laters/take care
Harry

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 6:27 am

Studs in the beach...

Originally posted by Harry2052
Well who cares about the hunks when i've drunk a unattached lady friend under the table but nothing will happen as she's been burned too many times in the past and i'm gonna crash in a single bed or on the floor

how you doing?... my old ford is having engine trouble so no drag racing til she's better

Well, if you look at those hunks right now, you won't recognize them anymore... thanks to my Ford Laser.

So, your Laser is not feeling well? Sorry to hear that. Let me know when she's ready so we can drag race again... and hit those hunks again along the way.

Take care Harry.

Harry2052 · Post by **Harry2052** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 6:35 am

covering myself

Originally posted by Maharlika
Well, if you look at those hunks right now, you won't recognize them anymore... thanks to my Ford Laser.

Take care Harry.

What on earth are you talking about?... your ford laser is about as reliable as winMe is gonna be stable when i'm playing D2(which is to say NOT at all) .. DUH

go see CE for a head examination PLEASE

harry

Oh and get icq so i can make fun of your car in person please

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 6:47 am

Re: covering myself

Originally posted by Harry2052

What on earth are you talking about?... your ford laser is about as reliable as winMe is gonna be stable when i'm playing D2(which is to say NOT at all) .. DUH

That's what you think...

having trouble finding your parts, arent you?

go see CE for a head examination PLEASE

I think she did already... even without my knowledge.

Oh and get icq so i can make fun of your car in person please

Thanks for the warning. Seriously though, I dont do ICQ

Harry2052 · Post by **Harry2052** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 6:55 am

Re: Re: covering myself

Originally posted by Maharlika

Thanks for the warning. Seriously though, I dont do ICQ

#1 That conclusion wouldn't be much of a surprise considering how insane the locals here seem at times (

)

#2 that's understandable but a pity none the less .... oh well there's always email if i bother to track you down

keep in touch regardless please ( one way or another

)

harry

Harry2052 · Post by **Harry2052** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 6:59 am

Re: Re: covering myself

Originally posted by Maharlika

Thanks for the warning. Seriously though, I dont do ICQ

Pants?... what are they?... obvisiously(sp?) you are unaware i'm part scottish and get around in a kilt day by day ... HAHA ...

isn't that a scary though?

harry

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:03 am

Holy cr*p, I just got 91.5?!

I'm shocked, I'm not a stud (I freely admit). I suck at sport for starters.

WTF is all that about? Unless staring at a gun barrel gets you 50+ points.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:11 am

It's paRts...

Originally posted by Harry2052

Pants?... what are they?... obvisiously(sp?) you are unaware i'm part scottish and get around in a kilt day by day ... HAHA ...

isn't that a scary though?

harry

...as in spare parts

You wear kilt? I wear sarong. HA!

Scary? Nah... practical, maybe

That's it. I'm outta here. Gotta get dinner NOW! Take care.

Harry2052 · Post by **Harry2052** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:17 am

Re: It's paRts...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...as in spare parts

You wear kilt? I wear sarong. HA!

Scary? Nah... practical, maybe

That's it. I'm outta here. Gotta get dinner NOW! Take care.

Sarong?... pfft ... nothing compares to a kilt

catch ya later( gotta sleep before GB finds some way of settting up a meeting between his marines and I

)

harry

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 9:18 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Holy cr*p, I just got 91.5?!

I'm shocked, I'm not a stud (I freely admit). I suck at sport for starters.

WTF is all that about? Unless staring at a gun barrel gets you 50+ points.

Wow... I beat Grunty...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 9:20 am

You got more? You sick, twisted, dirty....

Cool.

I don't know how *I* did it. A few bust-ups, psycho-babes and semi-automatic weapons and *poof* there I was.

What did you get?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 9:23 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
You got more? You sick, twisted, dirty....

Cool.

I don't know how *I* did it. A few bust-ups, psycho-babes and semi-automatic weapons and *poof* there I was.

What did you get?

95.5. But, thats on account f me being kicked out of bars/pool halls and such for being underage, and being in numerous fights, and being stabbed (with a fork

)

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 10:16 am

A fork?! LMAO!

I have been hit by cars on several occasions. I also counted me *hitting* cars and the time I severed the top of my little figure with a shopping trolley (it grew back!!).

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 10:45 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
A fork?! LMAO!

I have been hit by cars on several occasions. I also counted me *hitting* cars and the time I severed the top of my little figure with a shopping trolley (it grew back!!).

That must've been painful!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 11:54 am

You mean forks count????

Hell, I have stabbed myself before....I need to retake that test.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 1:19 pm

131.5

And yup, I answered honestly.

"SUPERSTUD! DU-UDE. You live the kind of life other guys dream of. This is an important responsibility. You are now expected to save lives, pick up bar tabs, and have sex with entire sororities."

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 1:26 pm

Dammit. No one had beat my score of 101.5 until now. Well, at least now I know my weekend will consist of scamming girls at the closest wedding reception I can find, getting hit by a car, and breaking someone's nose. All before Easter Sunday!!!

Hey. my score of 101 yielded the same message.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 3:34 pm

Please kids, SYM does not endorse stabbing yourself with forks, no matter how manly it'll make you...