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http://www.jillsjokeline.com/stud.html

Try it, I got 58.
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Well, I'm a female and took that test. I got an 88.5--it said I was quite macho!
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Apparently I'm a softy at 50.5....but the test still calls me "Stud"...There has to be something wrong... :D

Maybe because I don't do "sports" - that's a lot of "NO"s...


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Judging from the questions, I suspect the test was developed by a fat guy with a pencil thin moustache who wears heavy gold chains and goes to Las Vegas a lot. :rolleyes: ;)
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Originally posted by VoodooDali
Well, I'm a female and took that test. I got an 88.5--it said I was quite macho!
I got 82.5, and I'm also female. I would probably have got an even higher score if most of the sports questions hadn't been related to American football - it's not played here so I had to say no to all questions related to that. Also, I've never had two girls fighting for me, only men ;)
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Originally posted by Beldin
Apparently I'm a softy at 50.5....but the test still calls me "Stud"...There has to be something wrong... :D
You think you're a softy? I got 35.5! :eek: And this despite doing sports and havin' been stabbed once. But apparently I was a stud anyway...

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:eek: 27!! :eek:

I'm a total wuss, there is NO hope for me!?!

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sorry guys...I got 368.5, and my testosterone levels are perilously high....*smug chuckle* heh heh....
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@Voo and CE - scary ladies! :D I managed a super wussy 18.5 :rolleyes: ;)
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I got 45.5, and it still said I was a stud, curious wonder what it takes to be a dud.
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This is pathetic, i scored a 5!!!
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84.5

not too bad :D
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101.5

SUPERSTUD!! DU-UDE!!! You live the kind of life other guys dream of. This is an important responsibility. You are now expected to save lives, pick up bar tabs, and have sex with entire sororities.


Wow. What a strange test. I couldn't even say yes to many of the questions. I guess performing in a skin flick scored me a lot of points. :eek: :eek: :eek:
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I couldn't figure out how to answer that question Ned....do home movies count as a yes? :D
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@BS,

I think it has to be of rentable quality from a reputable, respectable film production company. :D :D :eek:
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Well, I was presenting myself as a reputable director at the time of filming. :D :cool:
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Originally posted by Ned Flanders
I guess performing in a skin flick scored me a lot of points. :eek: :eek: :eek:
What is a skin flick? I answered no since I don't know what it is.
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*ahem*...anyone up for answering that? Noone's leaving until CE's knowledge is complete.
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Breaks out his collection of skin flicks, so what will it be for your viewing pleasure CE?Young Nurses in Lust? Frisk Me Baby: Tales from the Police Files? :D
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61.5

@C Elegans: Depending on your tastes (or lack thereof), skin flicks range from T&A movies (often rated R by the MPAA) to hardcore porn. It scares me beyond belief that our friend Ned Flanders answered "Yes" to that question.
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