The New and Improved Slyweasel's Answer to Everything

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 3:45 pm

Since COMM is no more and I will not fall prey to the Flamers or the Spammers..I asked Sly to comeback (And save the board) and answer the questions you can't get answered anywhere else.

Ask away....but be warned, Sly will be doing the answering, so don't hold his remarks against me.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 3:54 pm

what is that dull thudding on the back of my skull?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 3:59 pm

Originally posted by frogus
what is that dull thudding on the back of my skull?

Sly appears...A woodpecker...quit standing in the park in a daze!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 4:25 pm

what exactly is the deal with Wankerly?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 4:28 pm

What is the true origin of Georgi's alleged(sp?) hamster-fetish?

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 5:53 pm

Where can I get a really good rhubarb pie?

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 6:37 pm

My goodness, he's back.

Err, Sly, do you wear speedo as well?

Another question is, can we expect to see a competition between you and Doc the all-knowing (as he claims) near future?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 6:52 pm

Originally posted by Minerva
My goodness, he's back.

Err, Sly, do you wear speedo as well?

Another question is, can we expect to see a competition between you and Doc the all-knowing (as he claims) near future?

Your implying that he wears clothing...

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 8:30 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
Your implying that he wears clothing...

I don't know, do I... That's why I asked.

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 8:45 pm

Originally posted by Minerva
I don't know, do I... That's why I asked.

Well if anyone should know whether you wear clothing or not, @Minerva, it should be you. Asking a weasel for an answer to that is just plain ridiculous. Hmph.

Obsidian · Post by **Obsidian** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 9:34 pm

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave god?
And secondly, if Absolut Vodka hammers me absolutly, where do I wake up in the morning?

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 11:15 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
Ask away....but be warned, Sly will be doing the answering, so don't hold his remarks against me.

No fun, and I was so looking forward to putting the 'Don't shoot the messenger' adage into practice. Excluding the don't of course

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 2:56 am

More vict...I mean guest.

Sly awakens....

Originally posted by Aegis
what exactly is the deal with Wankerly?

The old problem that gets everyone in the end (Besides Fable that is)...Old age is catching up to him.

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn
What is the true origin of Georgi's alleged(sp?) hamster-fetish?

At the age of three (two years ago) a slick rat helped Georgi out when she was in trouble..since this day any furry animal that walks on all fours draws her undivided attention.

Originally posted by der Moench
Where can I get a really good rhubarb pie?

267 Little Lake Lane, Venice ,Louisana (Tell them Sly sent you and get a 20% discount)

Originally posted by Minerva

Err, Sly, do you wear speedo as well?

Another question is, can we expect to see a competition between you and Doc the all-knowing (as he claims) near future?

(1) Unlike The sleaze weasel I only wear my birthday suit. Want to see? (2). I see WrestleMania 45 on the horizon.

Originally posted by Obsidian
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave god?
And secondly, if Absolut Vodka hammers me absolutly, where do I wake up in the morning?

(1) Absolutely Corrupted (2) Absolutely flat on your back or stomach.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:02 am

Dear Dr. Sly !

Does god exist ? And what's his phone number ?

yours,

A worrying one.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:03 am

Re: Re: The New and Improved Slyweasel's Answer to Everything

Originally posted by fable

Well if anyone should know whether you wear clothing or not, @Minerva, it should be you. Asking a weasel for an answer to that is just plain ridiculous. Hmph.

Takes and plugs in the handy dandy shower cam...............I can verify Mnerva takes a shower in the nude...Waverly don't run and buy a ticket just because of this.

Originally posted by Tamerlane

No fun, and I was so looking forward to putting the 'Don't shoot the messenger' adage into practice. Excluding the don't of course

The Sly one was ahead of you here.

Mr.Waesel · Post by **Mr.Waesel** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:05 am

Why am i a GameBanshee member, and not even one of Weasel's alter-ego's?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:06 am

Re: Dear Dr. Sly !

Originally posted by Beldin
Does god exist ? And what's his phone number ?

yours,

A worrying one.

I can verify she does exist...Phone number is..(Don't give this out to everyone) 867-5309

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:18 am

Talking to myself is fun.

Originally posted by Mr.Waesel
Why am i a GameBanshee member, and not even one of Weasel's alter-ego's?

(1). Finally you appear!! Your goal here at GB is to cause chaos (While talking about RPG's) (2). Who says your not one of Weasel's alter-ego's..you? But wouldn't Weasel say the samething.

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:23 am

Re: Re: Dear Dr. Sly !

If a cirkle is a polygon with an infinite number of sides, how many sides have two cirkles got?

Are you sure Mr. Weasel isn't another alter ego?

How old are you?

What's your phone number?

Do you sleep with Weasels?

Wasn't Slyweasel banned?

And finally the question that worries me the most:

Why?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:38 am

Dear Dr. Sly my hero!

Originally posted by Vicsun
If a cirkle is a polygon with an infinite number of sides, how many sides have two cirkles got?

Are you sure Mr. Weasel isn't another alter ego?

How old are you?

What's your phone number?

Do you sleep with Weasels?

Wasn't Slyweasel banned?

And finally the question that worries me the most:

Why?

(1). Infinite.
(2). No I'm not sure.
(3). 31
(4). ***-****
(5). Weasel does, I don't.
(6). Never!!
(7). Because I don't reload and I am the king of games...thats why.