2nd Annual SYM Award (The results are in !)

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 9:00 am

One last thing, This has all been Strange but symbolically compelling.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 9:15 am

There you have it, folks ! Sleepo with his tripple award ! Now he's posing for photos in front of the paparazzi.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 9:17 am

Originally posted by KidD01
There you have it, folks ! Sleepo with his tripple award ! Now he's posing for photos in front of the paparazzi.

Still wearing only a blue speedo and Christmas lights!

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 9:17 am

I agree with @Sleep's remarks. I'd like to thank all those who got me to this point, today, including everybody here in SYM, and Jane Fonda, whose Academy Award comments during the Vietnam War were ridiculous, but who certainly looked great in Cat Ballou and Barbarella. (Does anyone else recall that Bruce Springsteen's song, "Love to Watch Her Strut," was written about her?) Sorry, feeling a bit frisky this morning. Anyway, where was I...?

Is this the awards ceremony for the Help the Penguins Foundation, and am I in Carnegie Hall?

:Fable is gently led away by a nylon string attacked to his walker.:

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 9:28 am

There you have it, folks ! fable, another triple award winner ! I wonder what those nylon strings can do ?

And now some words form our sponsor.......*Woody the Woodpecker Theme plays*

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 9:45 am

stumbles toward the stage with his dates, Tonya Harding and Britney Spears

I knew this was going to be a party but I had no idea. It's amazing how many votes you can get when you're the Timothy Leary of SYM. I must confess I don't recognize any of you and I'm not responsible for anything I type.

**stares at Britney breasts as they begin to spontaneously inflate and deflate** Uh Grunt, you're needed on the stage after all.

I guess I had better start by thanking my workplace, for without it, I would not be standing here today. It's amazing how much free time one has when computer and network services run optimally. I would also like to thank the U.K. for all the fine beverages they produce. Bioware/BIS deserves some thanks because without Shadows of Amn, I probably wouldn't have found this place. To Bloodstaker, for giving me a place to put my still and McBane, for keeping me out of jail many times. Finally, to all my drunken witty SLURR's and cohorts in SYM, who help drain my still and consistenly answer my drunken ramblings.

**falls asleep

at the podium**

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 9:48 am

Let's see :
SYM Most Helpfull Member
SYM Best Moderator
SYM best Signature
SYM SPAMmer of The Year

Its' 4 awards not 3

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
One last thing, This has all been Strange but symbolically compelling.

@Sleepy : Symbolically compelling ? Did I just heard that from "The Proud Father of Goody" ?

<EDIT>Crowd went crazy while Ned being "towed" from the podium by Ms. Harding & Ms. Spears......While Grunty follows Ms Spears

BS as Bartender on Duty also rushed to Ned with his "Special Mixed" potion to awake Ned

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 12:57 pm

Begins to make his way to accept his award....mumbling to himself something to the effect of finally some recognitoion...

takes the podium and begins to make his speech.....

I would like the thank Ned for his shine, it was the backbone of the tavern....McBane for the pills and the legal aid....all the ladies of SYM for their beauty and inspiration.. you are each and every one special

suddenly the mood changes as he takes a long pull of Ned's shine. The crowd is shocked as he begins a tirade against everyone from other boards that have banned him in the past to those who saught the demise of his tavern. He begins to swat at the imaginary bunnie cursing and booing at him. Then his eyes go red as his alter ego takes over. His posture bends over, and a wild glaze comes into his eyes. Suddenly, he screams in a rage and pulls his slingshot from his pockets, waving it threateningly at the crowd and presenters.

A nurse appears and injects somethin into the old mans arms. He cackles wildly as he launches a rock at her, the turns around and moons both the nurse and the crowd.

Suddenly, the old man collapses onstage, as several white coated men carry him off.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 1:09 pm

LMAO!

All the award winners are collapsing with the shock!

*grumble grumble* My Breathing Room tavern was just as frequented as 'Neutrality' and how does Ned get considered a newcomer when he joined the same time as me?!? *grumble grumble*

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 1:15 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
*grumble grumble* My Breathing Room tavern was just as frequented as 'Neutrality'

It may have somthing to do with the fact that BS tavern was the most recent one. People who drink much tend to have a rather short memory.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 1:36 pm

Originally posted by Dottie

It may have somthing to do with the fact that BS tavern was the most recent one. People who drink much tend to have a rather short memory.

LOL!

Thanks Dottie!

Gwally gave Breathing Room his vote! and that tavern did go on to spawn two more equally popular ones - More Breathing Space and New Pair Of Lungs!

My first thread to be closed!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 1:41 pm

Originally posted by Yshania

LOL! Thanks Dottie! Gwally gave Breathing Room his vote! and that tavern did go on to spawn two more equally popular ones - More Breathing Space and New Pair Of Lungs! My first thread to be closed!

And rightly so, what a place of depravity it was

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 1:42 pm

New pair of lungs was started about the same time I joined SYM, so I have a valid excuse for not voting on your taverns.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 1:44 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep

And rightly so, what a place of depravity it was

That was what made it so popular!!

@Dottie - so it sticks in your memory then? But as Sleepy's creation!! grrr

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 1:49 pm

Originally posted by Yshania

That was what made it so popular!!

@Dottie - so it sticks in your memory then? But as Sleepy's creation!! grrr

Wow, Ysh! You're just getting shafted right and left today!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 1:49 pm

Sorry Ysh....I would comfort you, but I am currently being restrained.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 1:53 pm

Sleepy sneaked in is post without my knowledge, in a futile atempt to grab the honour of creation for himself.

well, actually I couldnt remeber who started "New lugs" but il take yshs word for it - This time.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 1:54 pm

ahhh..Gwal...you're looking...older.
So it wasn't Chuck Norris all along? or is this yet another creepy Chris Isaak hostile takeover...the horror

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 1:58 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
Sleepy sneaked in is post without my knowledge, in a futile atempt to grab the honour of creation for himself.

well, actually I couldnt remeber who started "New lugs" but il take yshs word for it - This time.

*ahem* *cough* Search Button *cough* *cough*

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 1:59 pm

@all LMAO!

To clear matters up, I started the original thread in a response to SYM needing some chilling area on the board, this was shortly after September 11th. This thread got way too big and T'l closed me down, but around the corner she opened a new tavern in memory of. Sometime later, this tavern was also overused and overtrashed...tempting Sleepy to lock the doors and open New Lungs

The total spam *ahem* conversational posts in those combined threads exceeded 3000 - nearer 4k IIRC