2nd Annual SYM Award (The results are in !)

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 3:45 am

Complex fellow aren't you?

CM · Post by CM » Mon Mar 18, 2002 3:56 am

complex no!!
confused err...hell ya!!!!!!!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 8:43 am

Hey Kayless, whose the Spammer of the year?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 8:51 am

Originally posted by CM
3. Sleepy - wasn't very sure if he was a man before, but now i know he isn't!

LMAO

I am going to wait for the official award ceremony (no offence Kayless) this kind of reminds me of the Golden Globes

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 9:03 am

Just Tallied the Spammer of the year award. Turns out it's a three way tie between Sleep, Weasel and Myself! Huh-zah!

CM · Post by CM » Mon Mar 18, 2002 9:07 am

On behalf of sleepy and the high comm i demand a recount.
Aegis has been fixing and rigging those votes!!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 10:38 am

It was 8 votes a piece for the three of us, so, no recount.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:09 pm

Originally posted by CM
I demand to be eliminated from this award as it was all a conspiracy, going to the highest level of SYM society, even the mods are involved!!!!
Look at those who voted for me as a *achem* that stupid award are all darkflames!
The list is as follows:

1. Ysh.
2. CE.
3. Sleepy - wasn't very sure if he was a man before, but now i know he isn't!
4. Dottie - well you are now on my darkflame list now!
5. Mar - and i thought you were my friend!
6. Viv - bah women!
7. Josh
8. Voodoodali

See they are all Darkflames...welll...a majority are.
Damn it.
This proves nothing except that I deserve the award. so hand it over!

ROFL...*hugs* CM

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:23 pm

Originally posted by CM
See they are all Darkflames...welll...a majority are.
Damn it.
This proves nothing except that I deserve the award. so hand it over!

A majority is Darkflames?
*Dottie counts the DFs*
hmm only 2 out of 8, must have made a misstake.
*Dottie counts again*
Still only 2 out of 8, I really do suck at counting things.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 7:03 pm

One Flew over the Weasel's House

Originally posted by Kayless

9. Best Signature: Argh! And I though the Most Loveable Female category was bad! This one was absolute chaos. Weasel and Sleep tie for first amongst the anarchy.

First this one...

14. Favorite COMM: Weasel, though Maharlika was running neck and neck.

"I was glad my trial period of leader of COMM gathered me so many vote, without the support of the SYM members (Waverly, Minerva, Mr. Sleep, Fable, Ms. T, .....>continue for next twenty mintues reading off all 4782 active members<....this would had been an empty goal in my life." (Pause for a quick 'Flash' to the crowd...wait for the crowd to calm down)

"I would also like to thank my producers, camera men/women, the gaffers and Buck Satan for having the courage to follow thru and back me 150%. In this day and age it's hard to find someone of my skill to get the job done....but I did."

Exits stage and then reenters

"A tie...but to be tied with such a great person as Mr. Sleep is hardly bad news. The sad thing to realize is..a lot of weasels go with out loving because of my comments.....tough luck is all I can say."

(Jumps up on podium and starts singing...)

"The moon shines so bright on my behind...
The moon shines so bright on my behind,
The moon shines so bright on my behind..."

(Breaks down in a coughing fit....must have been the clams)

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 7:04 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
Hey Kayless, whose the Spammer of the year?
.........
Just Tallied the Spammer of the year award. Turns out it's a three way tie between Sleep, Weasel and Myself! Huh-zah!

Doh! Did I miss one? *Sigh* Let's see... Oh wait you did it yourself! Thank god!

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
I am going to wait for the official award ceremony (no offence Kayless) this kind of reminds me of the Golden Globes

Don't trust me? Bastard!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 7:12 pm

The Crowd Goes Wild

Originally posted by Weasel
"I was glad my trial period of leader of COMM gathered me so many vote, without the support of the SYM members (Waverly, Minerva, Mr. Sleep, Fable, Ms. T, .....>continue for next twenty mintues reading off all 4782 active members<....this would had been an empty goal in my life." (Pause for a quick 'Flash' to the crowd...wait for the crowd to come down)

"I would also like to thank my producers, camera men/women, the gaffers and Buck Satan for having the courage to follow thru and back me 150%. In this day and age it's hard to find someone of my skill to get the job done....but I did."

Exits stage and then reenters

"A tie...but to be tied with such a great person as Mr. Sleep is hardly bad news. The sad thing to realize is..a lot of weasels go with out loving because of my comments.....tough luck is all I can say." (Jumps up on podium and starts singing...)

"The moon shines so bright on my behind...
The moon shines so bright on my behind,
The moon shines so bright on my behind..."

(Breaks down in a coughing fit....must have been the clams)

*The Crowd goes wild*

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 8:38 pm

@Kayless: Anytime.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 7:42 am

It's Time !

After lots of comotion and belly dancer shows.......the stage turn dark with fogs around it.

Suddenly Michael Buffer "the ring announcer " voice echoed the room......"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome your host of the evening - KidD007 with "the License to SPAM !"....AACK !" (There's a sound of smacking in the background afterwards.....)

Finally KidD01 appears from the thinning fog, grinning evilly

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 8:04 am

*Having seen Kayless' summary, Ysh sneaks backstage and sabotages the lighting* That'll teach 'em!

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 8:23 am

The Official Results

Ahem ! After a long painfully effort counting the votes and SPAM

below is the Official results of the 2nd Annual SYM Award

SYM Most Helpful Member
Mr. Sleep

SYM Funniest Member
Waverly

SYM Most Loveable/Romantic Female Member
vivien

SYM Most Loveable/Romantic Male Member
Fas aka CM

SYM Flirtuous Member
vivien

SYM Best Moderator
fable & Mr. Sleep - It's a tie !

SYM Thread of The Year
BloodStalkers Tavern of Neutrality

SYM Best Avatar
Kayless

SYM Best Signature
Mr. Sleep

SYM Favorite Cult
DarkFlames

Special Award :

SYM Flamer of The Year
Waverly

SYM SPAMmer of The Year
Mr. Sleep - Actually the votes are tie between Sleepo and Weasel since Weasel allign himself with COMMie then the Award goes to Sleepo

SYM COMMie of The Year
Weasel

SYM Lurker of The Year
Buck Satan

SYM New Rising Star Member of The Year
Ned Flanders

SYM Livetime Achievement Award
Buck Satan - We congratulate Buck for his efforts toward the Game Banshee and his patience towards us the members

Various Award submitted by Members:

SYM Scam of The Year
Weasel - Burn him !

SYM Most Intellectual Member
fable

Special vote for comeback appearances
Ubik & FoulDwimmerlaik aka WitchKing

Best Location
Minerva & C Elegans

SYM Special Tribute
Flagg & The Deacon

SYM Best Alter Ego
Weasel

Best member of SYM
fable

SYM Bunny-tastic Member
Curdis

Lastly I want to say I'm sorry to all members, due my tight schedule I was not able to post this results earlier

Now ! We would gladly hear the award winner speech ! Everyone pls give a big hand to the winners

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 8:28 am

You mean I wrote that lengthy and laborious acceptance speech littered with Hiaku for nothing?

You'll all pay for this! Burn, damn you all, burn!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 8:40 am

Thanks all, i guess i am one big oxymoron, what with winning Most Helpful, joint Best Moderator and The Spammer of the year. Kind of confuses me

Thanks to my Mum and my Cat Iowa

Thanks to T' and Fable for their efforts as my moderating partners. Thanks goes out to my stabalising cohorts: Yshania, Georgi, Grunty, Minerva, DW, T'Lainya, CE, Waverly and Weasel without whom i would probably have gone mad by now

If i have left anyone out i apologise. Thanks to you the voters

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 8:43 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep

Thanks to my Mum and my Cat Iowa Thanks to T' and Fable for their efforts as my moderating partners. Thanks goes out to my stabalising cohorts: Yshania, Georgi, Grunty, Minerva, DW, T'Lainya, CE, Waverly and Weasel without whom i would probably have gone mad by now [/b]

What do you mean probably? and by now?

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 8:45 am

Back Stage Interview !

KidD : Thank you for such a lovely speech by Mr. Sleep ! Now while he's being escorted by the A-Team as his body guard, we hope our backstage personnel could get one last interview with this tripple winning member