Originally posted by fable I'm glad you've dropped the latex and catsuits.
I'm sorry if that description offended you, Fable! CE herself described that particular outfit as one she always wanted to wear (see the fine print in the 40th post in the 'Inner Rockstar' thread). It was something of an 'in' joke.
Note to everyone: Nothing I've written here was meant to be offensive, only my lame attempts to be humorous. I'll be happy to delete anything upon request.
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
@Gwalchmai, not personally offensive, no. Consider my response nothing more than a grinning nudge of a fellow poster, and not a comment under the moderator cap. A little like the disgruntled remark that Brits used to say about American servicemen stationed in the UK during WWII: "They're overpaid, they're oversexed, and they're over here."
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
*Beldin lurches past the securityguards, flashes some unreadble ID and mumbles something about*:
Special Order for the Bar. I'm the delivery man !
*carries a box of botteled "Exxon Super Unleaded" fuel to th Bar*
"Hi ! Here's something for the hardcore boozers !"
*puts down box and proceeds further in to watch the ceremony from the sidelines*
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
Originally posted by frogus *looks up* Is that KidD01 hanging from the rafters?
Either that, or we forgot to hire the exterminators.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
Originally posted by VoodooDali He was afraid to come out of the limo
He was afraid to come out today
He was afraid to come out of the limo
Cause if he did, he'd hear them say...
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Tell the SYMers what he wore!
It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny
blue speedo held up with Xmas lights (Hey--just pretend this part rhymes, okay?)
that Mr. Sleep wore for the first time today
An itsy bitsy teeny weeny
form-fitting blue speedo
so in the limo Sleepy wanted to stay
You know my pain!!!
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
Originally posted by frogus ahh..I got no homework...my life is good...it makes me...makes me feel like...breaking into song...*the hiillls are alliiiivveee!!!....*
And the winner for crappest singing goes to...
FROGUS!
"How does it feel to embarrass yourself in front of all these people Frogus?"
LMAO Gwally, Voodoo, good job
T'lainya takes pity on her fellow moderator Mr. Sleep and offers him the fur cape to cover up with *Quietly smirks as she thinks of the Inner Rockstar thread*
T in her formal award show gown :
Attachments
[url="http://www.gamebanshee.com"]GameBanshee[/url] Make your gaming scream! "I have seen them/I have watched them all fall/I have been them/I have watched myself crawl" "I will only complicate you/Trust in me and fall as well" "Quiet time...no more whine"
Weasel's grabbing the microphone and is going to re-enact his underwhelming performance at the Old Banshee:
"Pop goes the, pop goes the windin' of the weasel
i see the empty pocket needs a refill
i got a squad with a list of complainers
i should have started RAPE, Rappers agianst phoney entertainers
so we can make it known that we won't get swade
it's 91 son, so somthin's gotta change
gettin paid petal snearks and soda pop, pop pop goes the weasel
as drawls drop drop drop, 1 take them, non top pop head (?)
dig the music and make the senseless ryhmes fit
it's the fact that ya can't be artistic
intracat raps, comin so simplistic
gotta strong mind and it doesn't have to be spoon fed
and i can read it so 'cuz it has to be read
so some stay illiterate and feeble, leagally let ya
go the ways of the weasel, the weasel
Chorus
Pop Pop goes the weasel, the Weasel"
I gotta run, Gwally, the audience is getting riled up...they're throwing bunnies at the stage!
“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.” - Edgar Allen Poe
@VD, that may be the single most disgusting image that has entered my mind since a neighbor of ours, down the street, covered her house in brightly shining green lights and reflective green paper clovers a few days ago (St Patrick's Day). Nearly blinded me when we approached after dark.
You've achived that result.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
*The red light on the camera remains unnoticed by Gwally. He is shown standing, staring into space. His mind working, his face contorted in confusion. Eventually, he is heard muttering, “Does Fable think I’m overpaid…… and oversexed? Bwah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!” He doubles over in uncontrollable laughter.*.
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
