Who Is Your Inner Rockstar?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 8:54 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Justin Timberlake................
<snip>
hope this clears up matters. any further questions will be addressed immediatly.

Translation: BS is jealous of Justin because he's dating Britney

@VDali - cool

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 8:56 pm

Nope, I could have her if I wanted her. But her *fluctuations* disturb me

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 8:57 pm

Did any of you female (or male) SYMers take the Presidential Matchmaker test? They said my ideal match was AL GORE!!! OMG!
The Celebrity Matchmaker gave me RUSSELL CROWE. Now you're talkin...

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 9:05 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Nope, I could have her if I wanted her. But her *fluctuations* disturb me

You go girl!

. Tommy Lee can have ANYONE he wants

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Originally posted by Georgi
And I'm guessing she doesn't have adjustable breasts

No but she is ridiculously skinny.

@VDali - Macy Gray

- Al Gore

NOT

(But who would have been?)
- Russell Crowe

- Curdis !

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 9:43 pm

Originally posted by VoodooDali
The Celebrity Matchmaker gave me RUSSELL CROWE. Now you're talkin...

Excellent

*heads off to take some more tests*

@BS yeah, yeah, whatever...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 9:49 pm

No need to be bitter Georgi, I wouldn't forget about you dear.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 9:54 pm

Originally posted by Curdis
No but she is ridiculously skinny.

Doesn't sound like me...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 9:56 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
No need to be bitter Georgi, I wouldn't forget about you dear.

If only...

@VDali I got Al Gore as well

And for the celebrity one... Dylan McDermott. I don't actually know who he is, but the description sounds about right

I took What kind of flirt are you? as well...

So, did you hear the one about the funny flirt? You probably have, because it's you! Being a Silly Flirt, you know that laughter is often the quickest way to someone's heart. Your conversations with "potentials" are always peppered with the latest jokes and catchphrases, and you'll do anything — including humiliating yourself — to get the object of your affection to crack a smile. Just make sure that your quest for yuks doesn't blind you to other flirting approaches. You don't want to be stuck in "pal" purgatory. Sometimes a soft brush on the arm or a lingering look wins more points than even the funniest story. We're not saying you need to jump in someone's lap tomorrow (unless you think it might get you a big guffaw...), but a little directness could take you a long way. Still, until you're ready to expand your act, it's great to keep 'em laughing.

Which is totally wrong, I think

Especially considering that most questions which had an option about making jokes or whatever, I didn't choose them...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 10:11 pm

If only...

I assure you I won't forget you babe

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 10:16 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I assure you I won't forget you babe

Even if I ask nicely?

Well, here's a little guide for you...

What Do You Want in a Man?

Romance

You don't need a doting guy in order to feel satisfied. In fact, although you might prefer a guy who'll occasionally pamper you with gifts or affection, you don't need your ideal man to be a true romantic. (Two famous men who might fit your romance profile are Mark Wahlberg and Jack Nicholson.) Heck, you might even find sappy or romantic acts cheesy rather than desirable. Or perhaps you look at men with a realistic eye and recognize that the passionate, expressive qualities many women crave are rarely found outside the movies. Whether you're romantic or not, your open-minded, practical outlook will significantly increase your chances of meeting Mr. Right!

Maturity

There's no denying that men are like fine wine — they definitely get better with age. It's not hard to understand why, when you consider all the benefits of getting older, which is why you like your guys a bit older and more mature. Suave and sophisticated, a mature-yet-fun man — like Regis Philbin or Kelsey Grammer's "Frasier" character — would be more likely to settle down into a real relationship and make a lasting commitment. On the other hand, your answers show that you don't go for stiffs who can't crack a joke. What's the point if there's no spontaneity, right? It sounds like you go for guys with experience and a sense of humor that's dry as a fine Chablis, but with a hint of spice.

Lifestyle

Some people say love is a journey of the heart. So if you're traveling anyway, why take coach when you can go first class? It sounds like you have some very clear financial expectations for your ideal relationship. Money is an important aspect of romance for you, probably because of the leisure and opportunities it offers. (One guy with a bank account that might live up to your expectations is David Hyde Pierce's character, Niles, on "Frasier.") There's no doubt that a luxurious lifestyle is tons of fun, but we hope it doesn't become the most important aspect of your relationship. We all dream about a fairy-tale love affair (complete with a castle), but it's important to stay within the limits of reality. Based on your answers, you should recognize and respect your desires, but if you meet Mr. Right, don't let anything get in the way of true love, even an itty bitty bank balance.

Looks

You seem to know instinctively that love is blind, so why rule out any potential suitors? Sure, you probably prefer a looker (who doesn't?!), but you don't have strict standards by which you measure a potential date's physical appearance. Nicolas Cage? Ben Stiller? Just your style. Not only does this tendency reflect your innate good nature, but it also indicates that you'll be more apt to find your ideal man, since you're not someone who shuts the door on anyone who couldn't make a magazine cover. Of course, just because you're willing to look past the surface doesn't mean that your guy will be anything less than stunning. Whoever he is and whatever he looks like, you'll find him because your mind and heart are open.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 10:52 pm

Dunno the guy...

...though I would like to think that it is a wee bit accurate!

Maharlika, your inner rock star is Beck!

Yeah baby, the rock star part of you is all Beck. Women are enthralled by your seductive energy, a perfect mix of intrigue and poetry. You and Beck have got it all together because you're unafraid to say exactly what's on your mind, and let everyone in on your quirky point of view.

Intellectual and sexy, you continually dodge conventional stereotypes with your eclectic personal style. But when you really break it down, it's just your great sense of humor and easygoing talent that makes the crowds go wild. Throw a fiesta, and inspire your inner Beck.

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 11:12 pm

Ricky Martin--Guess I can go shake my BON-BON now!

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 11:14 pm

Originally posted by leedogg
Ricky Martin--Guess I can go shake my BON-BON now!

Don't feel bad Lee

Ned and Morlock got Ricky too

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 11:16 pm

@Maharlike - Beck is cool

Some more results... I must be bored...

What's your monster match?

Devil

You are hotter than Hades, sinfully sexy and beautifully bad because your monster match is the devil. Controversy seems to follow wherever you go since your impish ways are full of mischief. With mottos like, "Flirt first and ask questions later," and "If you believe in the hereafter, then you must know what I'm here after," you make Temptation Island look like a monastery.

You're either looking for another fresh angle to play or another fallen angel to play with. But you are fiendishly fun to be around, as irresistible as original sin. People feel less inhibited around you as you raise hell around them. But watch out devils, your forked tongue could get you into trouble. The love triangles you create could circle around and burn your pointy tail. And you better be fast on those cloven hooves of yours because not everyone appreciates a horny devil like you. But that's just the nature of your game.

And ummm, my theme song is I Will Survive

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 11:18 pm

Hey there sexy ladies! I am off to bed-goodnight!

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 11:20 pm

See ya Lee

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 11:22 pm

Originally posted by Georgi
@Maharlike - Beck is cool

Some more results... I must be bored...

What's your monster match?

Devil

You are hotter than Hades, sinfully sexy and beautifully bad because your monster match is the devil. Controversy seems to follow wherever you go since your impish ways are full of mischief. With mottos like, "Flirt first and ask questions later," and "If you believe in the hereafter, then you must know what I'm here after," you make Temptation Island look like a monastery.

You're either looking for another fresh angle to play or another fallen angel to play with. But you are fiendishly fun to be around, as irresistible as original sin. People feel less inhibited around you as you raise hell around them. But watch out devils, your forked tongue could get you into trouble. The love triangles you create could circle around and burn your pointy tail. And you better be fast on those cloven hooves of yours because not everyone appreciates a horny devil like you. But that's just the nature of your game.

And ummm, my theme song is I Will Survive

re: Beck: *releases a sigh of relief!*

Whoah, Gorgeous One! Why am I not surprised?!!!

So much so whenever you are armed with that custom-made Georgi's Groin Grabber(TM)!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 11:31 pm

Nice Avatar, T'lainya...

Originally posted by T'lainya
See ya Lee

...but whatever happened to your beautiful locks?

Hope you don't have any thoughts on having them cut.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 11:45 pm

Originally posted by Maharlika
Whoah, Gorgeous One! Why am I not surprised?!!!

So much so whenever you are armed with that custom-made Georgi's Groin Grabber(TM)!

Yes, why aren't you surprised...?

Everyone knows I'm sweet and innocent...

Hehehe. *flexes Groin Grabber(TM)*

@Leedogg ummm... hello and goodbye

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 11:54 pm

Originally posted by Georgi
And for the celebrity one... Dylan McDermott. I don't actually know who he is, but the description sounds about right

I also got Dylan McDermott.

My Teen Celeb Match is Prince William.

My Monster Match is Devil.

My theme song is What A Girl Wants.